*robs a bank" Officer : HEY YOU DROP THAT MONEY AND COME WITH US TO CUSTODY me : Bruh, you know what? I stole this money Officer : HELL WITH YOU LIAR IT MIGHT BE YOURS DONT TRY TO LIE TO US OFFICERS YOURE WASTING OUR TIME *drives away* me : I love this button.
Dannybionic4 years ago
You don't need the button cuz you are already infinite iq
There is a loophole here. You would become so smart that you could easily think of this, if you didn't at the time of pressing the button. Never say anything yourself. Create a computer that is nearly invisible and super tiny. Then, make that computer repe...[Show full comment]
DeepPhilosophylast year
I agree and then you can create an army of those tiny computers and take over the world and force your will on everyone and they have no choice but to accept your truth.
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iifandomTrash11 years ago
"the world will end we have to evacuate"
"why the fuck you ly-"
world explodes
"You cannot get to the sun by riding a bike-"
"YOU LIAR SCREW YOU!"
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sewell9 years ago
what is the point
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TheMultimention9 years ago
Works for me. I'll tell them what"s true and those dumb bitchs won't know it was the truth.
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AdamOtakuGamer9 years ago
Who need others when you are the smartest person? You'll just need to do whatever you want
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Letgohomie10 years ago
Rob banks then admit to it
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lebahh11 years ago
nobody belives me anyway
NotTheProtagonist4 years ago
You liar! Someone believes you. Well, not me. BUT SOMEONE!
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Tyler Cox13 years ago
Just become devious enough to hire somebody(with enough money that he doesn't care that he doesn't believe you) to tell everyone what you cant say.
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Ezekiel Martin13 years ago
Sherlock.
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Artur Wetsch13 years ago
1+1=2
... what do you mean you dont belive me??
well... i hate this
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MythicalFox11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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210727Frake9 years ago
Lies = truth ?
Truth = lies hmmm.....
Telling the truth is easier to lie
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SarahLee9 years ago
You'll be smart enough to figure a way out though, sooo
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Awesome Girl11 years ago
1 loop hole:what if you lie like let's say someone asks if you have a bf/gf and you don't so you lie and say yes they'll think you don't have one
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ModerateToSevereTomfoolery3 years ago
I think I'll pass on this one.
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red_plays11 years ago
i could write down everything and people would believe me
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HeyThere11 years ago
Make an anonymous blog or write a book, and when people see how it is always right, they will believe it.
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FrostCoss6 years ago
Hey, this is my dog!
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tydickson11 years ago
Ty Dickson
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AnimeOverride9 years ago
Me in my circle of friends...
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KingNight98908 years ago
You"re the smartest person to ever live you can think of a way out of it
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Kevin Sipos13 years ago
I can alter math *goes to schools everywhere* *tells them how to do math problems the correct way* *they don't believe me*
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NikolaiDodd10 years ago
Nobody was always a gullible fool...
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Dude2110l11 years ago
Don't need to say it. Just show them
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ham262911 years ago
Write it.
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LouCraftNet9 years ago
I like talking so I wont
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Desi Aeria Gibson13 years ago
half way there
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Hebatallah5 years ago
I don't care what what you say Mr big brain IS A BIG BRAIN
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ArmedSpirit11 years ago
Only two human beings can change the foundations of society.Markiplier and BlowettyWild can save this world from iniquity!
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MoonlightEcho119 years ago
Say the opposite of what you mean, obviously
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TheMage11 years ago
That is the story of my life.
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ShinyUmbreonHair10 years ago
What about written words?
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lion61711 years ago
tell them the opposite problem solved
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GooglyeXx8 years ago
Just do that shit and don't talk find cute for Cancer publish it ananonymus btw no problem
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Markimoo12 years ago
Hah, no one believes me anyway.
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MythicalFox11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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210727Frake9 years ago
If telling the truth is lying, always tell a “lie ” when in trouble so they believe you.
Note 1:07 am, sorry if it doesn’t make sense
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Aiden Macho10 years ago
JUST DO IT
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Dapurson9 years ago
Like tesla
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Because why not?11 years ago
Isn't happened already? LIKE. EVERY. FUCKING. TIME
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