Will You Press The Button?

BACUNLOVER444XD 2 years ago

People bully me at school anyway

SamderShmurder 2 years ago

Hey man, you are loved trust me like it gets better. I'm assuming you're a bit younger than me, I'm 16 and I really like chariazard too!! I was in a pretty bad spot once but I'm doing better now man. Keep your chin up king the crown is falling.

Wulframm 11 years ago

guys, the whole point of the dilemma is that heaven DOES exist. if you press the button, you are guaranteed to go to heaven, so heaven exists under the constraints of the dilemma. atheism is completely irrelevant. you might as well refuse getting superpowe... [Show full comment]

The28thDoctor 2 years ago

I will face God and walk backwards into hell flicking him off on the way

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abcx 10 years ago

80 years of hate and I can do whatever I want for a perfect eternity? Sounds like a good deal.

Dylan Skyrider 13 years ago

I don't believe in Heaven in the first place.

SpamtonG.Spamton 4 years ago

imagine if it was a thing, there"d be plenty of people flipping everyone off on the way up

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Beaverman 10 years ago

I knew this would be nothing but douche bag atheist and Christians arguing. As a fellow Christian I think every one need s to get over it and just go on to the next thing if your not religious

Vinnyc11 4 years ago

There was even a loophole mentioned where even if Christianity wasn’t a thing, you’d technically go to heaven by the wording of the post.

NightShade17 10 years ago

Everyone already hates me so.....

Jared Agua 13 years ago

That's the Christian life in a nutshell

Salvatore Vincenzo Lauteri 13 years ago

Everyone hates me>kills self>instant heaven trip without fuss or worry>???>profit.

Stevetheninja 8 years ago

To sus GURANTEED TO GO TO HEAVEN

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FTSIO 11 years ago

Umm if your Christian then just do your best to stay out of the list of the dammed then you will be liked by a bunch of people and then you can still go to heaven.

Ben Luecke 13 years ago

*Insert typical religious comment about accepting Jesus as your Savior :T*

GalaticDoge 8 years ago

Everyone includes family, friends, politics, artists, etc. So, yeah, I don't want everyone to hate me.

Amazing Banana 11 years ago

I WANNA GO TO HEAVAN

ASAEDRIS 9 years ago

top comment is a douchebag atheist!

Strrg 11 years ago

Easy. Go live in a mountain.

cutiey3011 10 years ago

you have enemies? good, that means you stood up for something that no one else believed in

Davian Thule 13 years ago

Wait, what kind of Heaven?

DragonWarrior88 10 years ago

i"m already hated by everyone

Nstar67 11 years ago

so basically hitlar?

ERROR 408 USERNAME NOT FOUND 11 years ago

who is "hitlar"? if you mean Hitler then no, he was not gauranteed to go to heaven

LegitMineCraftGaming 9 years ago

stab yourself in the chest. all your worries are gone.

CreeperFino 11 years ago

I don't need to press the button, it already is like this! Being Christian instantly makes you hated by just about everybody!

MoonHeart035 5 years ago

I'm already going to hell, there"s no saving me

Gtopian 11 years ago

I want GO TO THE HEAVEN *PRESSES DE BUTTON*

BriannaAnnaBri 9 years ago

I can kill myself after I press the button and I will go stright to haven.

horrible person 11 years ago

Heaven doesn't exist so there's no upside

X-ShadowClaw-X 9 years ago

@ERROR 408 USERNAME NOT FOUND Prove it

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that random girl 11 years ago

This button does nothing except prevent me from going to hell

Nonnonyee 9 years ago

First question that"s switched

toldyabro 11 years ago

sorry butttttttt a kinda don't believe in god

littlestars 11 years ago

god granted us da bodies we use right now the least we can do is believe

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Victor the Enforcer 10 years ago

I can just be the best person that I can be in my lifetime.

Noah Tassi 13 years ago

If you are hated by everyone, just kill yourself and then you'll go to Heaven and live a good life.

MrRoadDogg 11 years ago

Correction. You are dead in heaven. But its still the best thing to happen.

Upshall28 7 years ago

Heaven ain't real bitch

Aiderswiz44 11 years ago

i dont beleive in heaven

Abaddon_Delta 11 years ago

Just kill myself and get it over with lol.

-Delta- 9 years ago

Can't go someplace that isn't real nope not pushing that

xXX_ForgeToIron_XXx 11 years ago

I dont care if im hated by everyone

MrScopes 10 years ago

I"d just kill my self

Laura_24 11 years ago

Damn son

WildDog 4 years ago

Just kill yourself and go to heaven.

Guest 11 years ago

MURDER EVERYONE WHO HATES YOU

Skytrow 10 years ago

Easy just kill your self after you press the button HEAVEN HERE I CAME

Resonance 12 years ago

Athiesm

Hftdgt 6 years ago

Ok yeah sure I'll do it

dolphinlover609 11 years ago

kill myself.problem solved, your welcome :).

CanadianDash838172 9 years ago

Heaven? Yassnim clicking

WarmasterBlade4242 11 years ago

Well i am already hated by most people and i dont believe in heaven so hell with it.

BananaPlays101 8 years ago

I'm an atheist soooo.....

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

so christian but here it shows as automatic without work/living right.

minimeg 9 years ago

Heaven For eternity And even after You will live You will be bored You will want to die But you can't You will drive mad There you go people

Enska12 11 years ago

You could just kill yourself instantly and still go to heaven.

SavanaStyles_ 10 years ago

Yeah, who cares about the humans hating you. Men, you'll live in heaven and its for sure. No sure for them.

Sean Bevan 13 years ago

Already hated by everyone on earth. :(

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