Will You Press The Button?

BACUNLOVER444XD 2 years ago

People bully me at school anyway

SamderShmurder 2 years ago

Hey man, you are loved trust me like it gets better. I'm assuming you're a bit younger than me, I'm 16 and I really like chariazard too!! I was in a pretty bad spot once but I'm doing better now man. Keep your chin up king the crown is falling.

Wulframm 11 years ago

guys, the whole point of the dilemma is that heaven DOES exist. if you press the button, you are guaranteed to go to heaven, so heaven exists under the constraints of the dilemma. atheism is completely irrelevant. you might as well refuse getting superpowe... [Show full comment]

The28thDoctor 2 years ago

I will face God and walk backwards into hell flicking him off on the way

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abcx 10 years ago

80 years of hate and I can do whatever I want for a perfect eternity? Sounds like a good deal.

Dylan Skyrider 13 years ago

I don't believe in Heaven in the first place.

SpamtonG.Spamton 4 years ago

imagine if it was a thing, there"d be plenty of people flipping everyone off on the way up

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Beaverman 10 years ago

I knew this would be nothing but douche bag atheist and Christians arguing. As a fellow Christian I think every one need s to get over it and just go on to the next thing if your not religious

Vinnyc11 4 years ago

There was even a loophole mentioned where even if Christianity wasn’t a thing, you’d technically go to heaven by the wording of the post.

NightShade17 10 years ago

Everyone already hates me so.....

Jared Agua 13 years ago

That's the Christian life in a nutshell

Salvatore Vincenzo Lauteri 13 years ago

Everyone hates me>kills self>instant heaven trip without fuss or worry>???>profit.

Stevetheninja 8 years ago

To sus GURANTEED TO GO TO HEAVEN

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FTSIO 11 years ago

Umm if your Christian then just do your best to stay out of the list of the dammed then you will be liked by a bunch of people and then you can still go to heaven.

Ben Luecke 13 years ago

*Insert typical religious comment about accepting Jesus as your Savior :T*

MrPijus123 11 years ago

Jokes on you, Im and atheist

Suman 5 years ago

I not press button because .I cant hate everyone

adolf-hitler 12 years ago

Why have everyone hate me for a guarantee to go to somewhere that does not exist?

ERROR 408 USERNAME NOT FOUND 11 years ago

it does exist. and if you do not believe in it, than it will be created for you.

Erog 6 years ago

If everyone hates me, and i get heaven no matter what, take over the world and no consequences if you die trying

shadowflight666 11 years ago

What if I don't believe in Heaven?

DestinyButton 9 years ago

I dont give a f*cking f*ck what people think of me.

cristi 11 years ago

Saint's way

Cosmical 10 years ago

you people saying Dylan will go to hell doesn't make any fucking sense. where's your proof? that bible thing was probably written by some lonely motherfucker who jacks off to furry porn. There's proof that dinosaurs exist, it's called a museum. And your pr... [Show full comment]

Maruchan 6 years ago

Why so rude? 파보.

pankake 11 years ago

Hehe I'm not Christian.

Picklar 11 years ago

You will be granted entry to heaven as long as you feel that youbdeserve too

ShÅku 10 years ago

You live in earth for a good 80-100/60-70 years, then in heaven for all eternity? hell yeah. this comment suddenly became ironic

Aaron Pearson 13 years ago

If it gets too much i can kill myself.

MikeShatter 8 years ago

everyone already hates me for believing in god, so whatever.

rapp237 10 years ago

Ya boi its better to live an infinite amount of years in heaven than any amount on earth

hwayne 11 years ago

Everyone already hates me.

7itel 4 years ago

what if god hates me

7itel 4 years ago

oh wait it says on earth

saucysaul 11 years ago

If i knew I was going to heaven, I wouldn't be scared of dying. I would let the people kill me or kill myself. Kanye is hated by everyone on earth. But he's doing fine,

Cactus76 5 years ago

Yes please

DLB3939 11 years ago

I get to go to heaven! Yay!

littlestars 11 years ago

exactly : throws button to press it : YAAAASSSSSS

Scrudgiegamer 9 years ago

my life

Tatsumi_Orihara 11 years ago

I uh do not believe in heaven... SATAN 4EVER

NJWeirdo 11 years ago

maybe hes into that? idgaf bout heavan or hell. dwelling on eventual death and a destination is a waste of your little time

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ChoChopuffs 10 years ago

I don't care tbh

Peggy-fucking-Carter 12 years ago

I wanna go to hell.

MrRoadDogg 11 years ago

So u wanna burn and feel unbearable ammounts of pain and suffering forever rather than rest for eternity.

Atomicman960 9 years ago

There are ALOT of athiest commenta

sirmarkalot109 11 years ago

Suicide

Animelover156 10 years ago

Guys dont be mean to athiest just cuz u got different beliefs but im Christian

Gregory Brannon 13 years ago

Neither heaven or hell exists, so what's the point in being hated all life only to fizzle out into nothingness.

X-ShadowClaw-X 9 years ago

You told them to leave their atheist comments to themselves, yet you make a Christian comment? You said “there is a god a heaven and a hell.” Stop being a hypocrite and keep your beliefs to yourself bitch.

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LotsofLokilove 8 years ago

Hell fo da win!!!

Jax987 11 years ago

it doesnt matter what happen to me in my life as long as I'm confirmed to haven

MIAO-MIAO-MIAO last year

中国人不信上帝和天堂

bruh.3 2 months ago

但是我可以操死所有人

grimtopia02 10 years ago

But what kind of heaven i want my reality to come true

Howie Shelton 13 years ago

Kinda going to hell anyways..........

Sasaki-Ikusa-Mikako 11 years ago

Simple, press the button, then grab my sword and do seppuku (ritual suicide of the samurai), go to Heaven and done!

Kato200 10 years ago

Omg what trump pressed the button.... oh god

CoolHandLuke 11 years ago

Why do that when you can just be good

Jules 11 years ago

These comments are depressing. I weep for the future of mankind.

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idontwantto 4 years ago

80+ years of suffering compared to ∞ years of rest

ThinkinWienken 12 years ago

Already am:D

junebird 6 years ago

atheist :p

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