Will You Press The Button?

Ruby_Slippers9 years ago

Doesn't say that those people had to be willing! Hehehehe... *Global panic arises when people randomly get superpowers* Time to fuck shit up.

frigomanu7 years ago

Just wish you always have someone to do your work, so when the time to be a genie comes somebody does it for you :p

sertang9 years ago

"he told me to end the suffering of his daughter, so i handed him an axe"

FattyTheFat9 years ago

Just have my wish be to always be free to do as I wish so I go around as a free Genie for 1000 years, and use that power to extend my time.LOOPHOLE!

Angus Berg12 years ago

Ask for the Genie's freedom, wealth and good health (Generic blessing). BOOM! Now I can live for 1000 years, free and clear.

Dude usernames r fake9 years ago

Also Its says grant you anything once...if can get everything you want just can only do that 1 thing once

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mati60497 years ago

what if i ask the genie to make me piss myself every time i go to a public place

SoullessPuppet8 years ago

It says 1000 years, but it doesn't say when. I can either wait "till I'm dying, or when I need someone else to make a wish... ...if I didn't just wish for reality-bending powers from the start, that is!

SoullessPuppet8 years ago

Well then I'll never do it xD

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Chinaman9 years ago

I wish people to suck MY dick,and then spending 1000 years granting people the wish to suck MY dick.Sounds good :)

XHZTM2 years ago

卧槽？

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AljaÅ¾ Kozina12 years ago

So, I make a wish, then I spend a thousand years granting people my wish (and not the one they wished). BWAHAHAHAHA!

Sillysandwitch029 years ago

That is another level of evil, but the biggest troll ever too.

Alexander Weaton12 years ago

So I wish for more genies, then I have to grant other people the wish for more genies... So, then the world is filled with genies... I see nothing wrong with this.

Coolcon8 years ago

Until someone wishes for nuclear war

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Isaac Prier12 years ago

I wish for 1000 years of happiness. Then I go around happy for 1000 years making other people happy.

Natasha Cherryblossom12 years ago

Pokemon will be real. And transformers.

pacoyo59 years ago

my 9 year old dream

merkali9 years ago

my wish is imortality

marmitedude16 years ago

Sounds boring

MCGamerGirl3179 years ago

Its like Aladdin! WHOA

Crazygalaxyunicorn7 years ago

So u get a wish, you live over 1,000, AND others get ur wish? Sounds like a win win to me

XXXAddMeXXX9 years ago

immortality, wealth and food win win aye

kvk4life10 years ago

I'll wish that my greatest fetish will come true, so that everyone I serve will have their fetish fullfilled as well. I'm generous like that.

Filipkovarik9 years ago

Sure: "I wish that "+(me==wisher?"I had infinite wishes":"the genie granting this wish would become a human")

you-see-mee-replying2 years ago

i will just ask the genie to brainwash himself and than ask for infite wishes and say i will not be a genie for 1000 years

notnothuman8 years ago

I"d love to be a sexy Arab.

GreenWhite4 years ago

Wish for infinite wishes, then for the downside to be erased.

TheL3gend278 years ago

First of all, i will wish to have infinite wishes, and after that i will wish to be a human forever

Lynn-Senpai9 years ago

I would wish for the genie to be free so the next person who comes wishes the same thing and voila!

MindFlummery9 years ago

Why are there so many bad buttons?

KazeKen9 years ago

rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grab...[Show full comment]

pacoyo59 years ago

you suck

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Gamity7 years ago

Ask for freedom or to not be a fkin genie and grant them shite wishes to others. BOOM!

IMMA_NUTT_IN_YO_BUTT12 months ago

Kill 1 Billion People

rclaa10 years ago

ill just wish the genie great things

Lolwut7 years ago

How About The Wish Is To Not Turn Into A Genie?

SmileyMelons 9 years ago

Wish to never have to obey a rule...

RoseMalfoy68 years ago

I"d wish for my power to be used only for what is good in my head. Therefore no other person can be greedy and use me for bad, and I can use it😏

Ghopher19 years ago

Ask for everything

abcdel3 years ago

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ShinyZoroark9 years ago

Anyone else notice it says but twice?

ThatGuyOnTheStreet9 years ago

But But

killerdrake6 years ago

I would wish that I don't must be a genie for 1000 years.

HenryWong1229 years ago

First, wish for three more wishes, then wish for every poor and homeless person on earth to get a million dollars, and then wish for the genie to negate "but you have to live as a genie for 1000 years granting the same wish to others.", and fourth wish for what ever else you want.

Z0m41e7 years ago

Ever heard of inflation?

peanutbutterpegasus10 years ago

I wish for more genesis that I can have more wishes and my second wish will be that I don't have to be a genie for the next 1000 years

KeemstarTrolls7 years ago

Someone must wish to set me, free. For god sake man, there"s just that one person.

MEME Alex9 years ago

I wish to not live as a geni for 1000 years and that i can live 1000 years hehe.... I put 2 wishes in 1ðŸ˜‚.........It's not funny.

DlakeGaming588 years ago

So Im Bassicly Shante The Genie

theenderassassin 7899 years ago

that is shit like ur trapped for 1000 years like fuck that

JTreilast year

1000 years as a genie? Beats working for a living!

DenGC4 years ago

wish for unlimited wishes, and skip the next 1000 years

RafaelIscool8 years ago

just wish for him not to be a genie

XxChloe_lolzxX7 years ago

That"s not fair

lh00009 years ago

i wish i get 10 wishes every day for ever

Dragoon9 years ago

I wish for unlimited wishes and then wish that I don't turn into a genie

dedXslade9 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Maimai10 years ago

I press the button, I wish to have 100 wishes more. Then I wish not to be a genie for 100 years, and other things I want to wish ^^

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