You get your own free private jet and a life time's supply of jet fuel, in-flight snacks, drinks, in-flight movies, and busty Flight attendants.
but
Your private jet will one day be used in a massive terrorist attack. You do not know which day that will be.
I will not

Diastatic Power 10 years ago
Do I get it back when they're done?

Taker_of_Hells 3 years ago
You asking the big questions
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Nebulaedogame last year
I'll just hope beyond hope the attack will be on fascists

mislot 4 months ago
Yes, I hate fascists too.

Sane in Insane Asylum 10 years ago
Plot twist, disassemble the wings and engines of the jet whenever it's not in use.

azerdullah 2 years ago
i only want the snacks
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_Fredder_ 10 years ago
It will be used against the terrorists...

AwesomeBro404 9 years ago
And even better, you could use it.

Taker_of_Hells 5 years ago
So no downsides

High on Potassium 10 years ago
I will sell said jet to buy myself a mega yacht, problem solved.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
“BREAKING: private jet sold to terrorists for yacht; jet later used in destroying <important structure>”

dankmemes101 9 years ago
Bitch, I AM a busty flight attendant.

meatloave 2 years ago
I don't believe you .PUT EM ON THE GLASS!! I will decide just how busty you are.
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AidenRees 9 years ago
I would be dead when my private is used in a massive terrorist attack

AidenRees 9 years ago
pravate jet*

Bountyhunter3233 9 years ago
In a massive terrorist attack trying to stop the terrorists...Loophole achived

Elektrik-man143 9 years ago
So i get a free jet and get to do the next 911 where is the downside

DragonEXE 8 years ago
Fucks wrong with you

The1KINGpig 9 years ago
No need for school bus anymore

Ryanhammond 9 years ago
What if I become the terrorist

Howday 5 years ago
Or hire the terrorists.

Hooman 9 years ago
I could just sell it and buy another one And keep all the extra stuff

Winter64 9 years ago
what year is it for this button? im guessing 2001

ras21 10 years ago
I already pressed a button that said i could see into the future so LOOPHOLE

lol331 5 years ago
its gonna be used in 8752 for me

The_old_hag 10 years ago
Bus type flight attendants, I like the sound of that

MGThanatos 8 years ago
Ill take the jet but I gotta get rid of the flight attendents and get new ones.... I have a feeling my (very) busty gf wouldnt like me going on that plane with these.... Instead Ill just take her with me Ayyy

TheMultimention 9 years ago
As long as I get the jet back I'm good

He6o 2 years ago
我不希望那是波音,767:)

GlutNy 9 years ago
guess what? i secured it

Rays-hook 9 years ago
I wouldn't fly it. I would only go on it for the movies and snacks.

retty 10 years ago
I could sell it with all the stuff it has and buy whatever I want

DoYouSeeTheBananaMan 4 years ago
I see no downside except the flight attendants

99cake 10 years ago
Used in a massive terrorist attack? Kill Donald Trump with a missle on it. Terrorist attack done.

creepercrew23 10 years ago
Nice

JMRPBLEL 7 years ago
As long as they pay me yes oh and why dont there be a password or fac recog or hand rec9g or whatevs

BlackCatCZ 9 years ago
Hello are you my new pilot? No I am terrorist. Oh ok

TheAnalyst99 9 years ago
Always pack heat.

tsundereking 10 years ago
If the attends have sex with me sure

Smokincrow456 3 years ago
Does that mean i only became ugly just once...every time i redo my life i will redo from my that face yk

OpticalOllusion 9 years ago
But I barely even have any terror attacks where I live

Lonewolf3515 9 years ago
I couldn't do it. There is no telling what terror entails if I press that button. Also, it won't be fair to the busty flight attendants if they are aboard during it.

Chronus Lord Of Shadows 10 years ago
I'll live on my jet, and kill my ex-president with terrorist I contrat myself while pretending to be kidnapped

Creeperkiller2000 8 years ago
What if I crash it into the ground?

Nagatodude 2 years ago
It's called having an opinion, we already have that.

The_Darkstar 9 years ago
Just disable it when it"s not in use..

Fastsnake50 10 years ago
Uh fly away

I_LIKE_TRAINS_89 4 years ago
What of you are the terroristi? 🤔

crazykilller 9 years ago
Personally I"d just sell the jet and jet fuel and make off with the money the property tax on that shit isn't worth keeping. (that and I'm no longer associated with it once its used)

super person 10 years ago
If it is my private jet then wouldn't only the people I allow to know about know about it.

Oldiron_79 6 years ago
Assuming you aren't using it constantly the odds are fairly low on any particular day.

mariothedog 8 years ago
I can always sell the parts.

Fireborn2 9 years ago
Sell the fuel, then dissmantle parts and sell to separate people

googlyeye59 10 years ago
We'd better

mntp1907 Premium 3 years ago
Sell the jet, buy a new one. Or just sell the fuel after you sell the jet, because you have unlimited supply of it. Profit.

TeamAwesomeness 5 years ago
I"d rather have a flying fortress like the varidorin

Aloox 9 years ago
How about don't use it? Just go on board for the snacks then get off.

Whydoesthisapphavesomanytakennames 8 years ago
How do you know I won't be the one flying it?

DOKOZA last year
永远不起飞,时刻安排大批安保人员

Taker_of_Hells 3 years ago
Do I get it back after the attack

alanalot 9 years ago
Jokes on you I would be the one carrying out the terrorist attackso from my plane that never has to land
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