Will You Press The Button?

Hzz9 years ago

14 years of free food, and you get to talk to aliens. Where is the downside?

the117doctor8 years ago

Just tell them. Infinite wisdom includes you knowing the outcome of whatever the hell they wanna see.

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DJHonore9 years ago

Can you have hookers in the spaceship with you?

NumberNumber48 years ago

My man

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samueldaking9 years ago

I can go to space and maybe the aliens will follow me on Instagram @iamsamuelmoore

Gwen Rosenkrantz12 years ago

One with infinite wisdom can make the spaceship much faster

yuronoakuma6 years ago

True

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Rocket0468 years ago

Space is pretty epic and dangerous, cool.

NHLic8 years ago

I think they would just freeze me. Isn't that normal?

Frank C. Ellsworth12 years ago

you really wouldn't need to because you would now how to create a device to telliport you there ad back

Hzz9 years ago

Wisdom and, cunning dose not mean intelligence.

Steven Boyer12 years ago

really nothing is bad about this, fucking space man, xD and you probably can take someone with you/ anything you want, and im sure the ship would be big as hell

Radioactive_Foxy4 years ago

I"d probably tell the aliens about life on earth and FNAF

Zacattac9 years ago

first thing ill say is "oh why hero der" in a stereotypical asian accent

Kittycatmax069 years ago

STOP CURSING OH GOSH!

sanchopancho029 years ago

FATAL ERROR 404: DOWNSIDE IS EQUAL TO UPSIDE!

Dudealee10 years ago

How do I find extra teresterials

Olav7 years ago

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Molly Dennison12 years ago

What's the downside here?

BrendanCross8 years ago

I'll probably be dead by the time ETs are found, unless they come to us, in which case I don't need to leave this planet, although we will need to leave sooner or later anyway since we humans are so gifted at making our HOME into a wasteland

writersblock999 years ago

So I become a brilliant rhetoritican, able to bend the world to my will, AND I GET TO GO TO SPACE? No downsides here.

Misty_the_powerful8 years ago

Downside?

liad2209 years ago

i dont even

Yeetaleet3 years ago

Oh, almost like Star Trek Voyager.

HotPocketHomicide9 years ago

Hell yeah, ayy lmaos.

AFourTunePotato5 years ago

Sounds like two upsides to me lel

edward.xv9 years ago

If you have infinite wisdom you can just make a faster spaceship, and speaking with aliens is worth 7 years. Its worth death tbh like you would be remembered for the rest of human history.

HaydenMcGlenn7 years ago

Aliens don't exist so I can just be really wise.

vix9 years ago

OH HELL YEAH THAT'S THE FRICKIN DREAM

PoIsOnEdYoUtHh10 years ago

lightyears

wsh7869 years ago

the extra terrestrials would have a boring 7 years too if I have infinite wisdom I would just be playing on something

Thor Curran12 years ago

How is this one so close? This sounds amazing. Ultimate intellect, first alien contact, seven years of space, and seven years of fuck listening to people

andrewls6718 years ago

Depends on the spaceship...

Ninja-Snail4 years ago

A seven year adventure and the most powerful mind in human history? I’m in! Besides, if I’m so smart I could make some sort of drug that eliminates aging, so muse and everyone else could live a hundred times longer.