Will You Press The Button?

hoggle 3 months ago

No downside. My parents will understand, and i can facetime them daily over 7 years, alien tech will be able Lool. Id be the richest person of all time with infinite wisdom, id know everything and what, how, where to make money automatically and esp when i... [Show full comment]

ExplodingMustard last year

Alien:what brought you here? Me:Atomic chicken McWhopper Alien:bro tf-*Atomic chicken McWhopper explosion which destroys the whole alien planet* No chance of alien invasion

Hzz 10 years ago

14 years of free food, and you get to talk to aliens. Where is the downside?

the117doctor 9 years ago

Just tell them. Infinite wisdom includes you knowing the outcome of whatever the hell they wanna see.

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DJHonore 11 years ago

Can you have hookers in the spaceship with you?

NumberNumber4 9 years ago

My man

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samueldaking 11 years ago

I can go to space and maybe the aliens will follow me on Instagram @iamsamuelmoore

Gwen Rosenkrantz 13 years ago

One with infinite wisdom can make the spaceship much faster

yuronoakuma 7 years ago

True

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Rocket046 9 years ago

Space is pretty epic and dangerous, cool.

NHLic 10 years ago

I think they would just freeze me. Isn't that normal?

Destinyxx 11 years ago

The comment above was 46 years ago!!!

Frank C. Ellsworth 13 years ago

you really wouldn't need to because you would now how to create a device to telliport you there ad back

Hzz 10 years ago

Wisdom and, cunning dose not mean intelligence.

Steven Boyer 13 years ago

really nothing is bad about this, fucking space man, xD and you probably can take someone with you/ anything you want, and im sure the ship would be big as hell

Kittycatmax06 11 years ago

Hellow

Capixal 5 years ago

No downside

AwesomeDabber22604 10 years ago

Whats with people you know from the Internet?

PriscillaLacaillade 10 years ago

Lol

ZhanLong 8 years ago

I would become a fountain of wisdom AND represent mankind on a galactic scale, while living 14 years in relative safety and luxury (unless cryosleep is a thing)? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP!

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

mile a minute talking means nobody understands you.

LogicWizard314 11 years ago

No internet in space. Even if there was, the ping would be godawful.

Bon_Bon666 11 years ago

what if you are the wisest?

TheofficialDeathmark 9 years ago

did you know if you flip the map of America sideways it looks like a duck?

NumberNumber4 9 years ago

Did you know that when you comment completely irrelevant infotmation, nobody is going to care.

CorruptedPea777 2 years ago

Just hide away until no one remembers you and go do whatever you want. I mean it doesn’t specify you have to go

Cody Mayo 13 years ago

By the way, if this happens and aliens come later on and blow up the earth... sorry, but sometimes I need to shut my mouth, not open it.

LupusAlatus 10 years ago

What if they"re giants, or tinies, or dragons?

thelolbro123 11 years ago

Wtf does this even ,mean???

Belarus 11 years ago

Aliens

Ulrea 10 years ago

Depends whos in the space ship

SAO_Dude 11 years ago

i will know how to make the ship go faster

malakadie 6 years ago

cryogenic shock

Creeper_mode 11 years ago

That's kinda cool going to speak with et lol.

itsbessey 11 years ago

Makes no sense

Coolbutcruelnickdoop 9 years ago

I'm young so jokes on you i will 17 then ha ha ha

songedore 3 months ago

I just hope the aliens look better

RogerKing AmeriCorps 13 years ago

The 2 things I have always wanted to do!!!!!!

TheAllmighty212 9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU"VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom"s name fiv... [Show full comment]

Mystical Pig 11 years ago

downside? I'm infinitely smart, I can literally manipulate time.

the117doctor 9 years ago

WHAT THE HELL IS THE DIFFERENCE!?

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bottons are red 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Rafaelshuriken07 4 years ago

Ain

Kaylau9702 11 years ago

I mean if I can be put in stasis I'm all for it!

KDKDragon 8 years ago

SPAAAAAAAAAAACCCEEEE I LOVEEE SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACEEEEE HELL YEAH!!!!

LawOfTheSeas 11 years ago

Doesn't matter - got internet!

Dayna Morris 13 years ago

Time Lords!

Stryker 11 years ago

Because you have infinite wisdom, you can use that to make the spaceship be like the Flash.

FoxyFromOnePiece last year

I don't need the upside to press this button! Getting to travel to space with the Foxy Pirates is an adventure I would never turn down!!! Fuehfehfehfehfeh!!!

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

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Vallies 6 years ago

They never said i couldn't take someone with me

Veripher 10 years ago

I could have a lot of fun with that speaking capability, and besides, if we can reach aliens, then we probably have amazing means of entertainment as well

SAO_Dude 11 years ago

i will know how to make the ship go faster

Kikidi99 11 years ago

I don't get it

BoneyMcBonerton 9 years ago

so......wheres the downside?

Kinji Wiegand 13 years ago

Nextfix

TheAllmighty212 9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU"VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom"s name fiv... [Show full comment]

Emma12 11 years ago

I get paid so..

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