Will You Press The Button?

ManMan0713 11 years ago

This is based off a really good short story. A soldier gives a family of three a monkeys paw that grants three wishes. He warns them not to ask for anything stupid. The man he gave it to asks for 200 euros to pay off his house. The monkey just shakes in hi... [Show full comment]

Amongus_ur_mom 4 years ago

no dont wish him alive wish his body to go to you then wish him alive darkstorm77

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oomgflyingsnow 5 years ago

lovely

abhiswami2004 5 years ago

i shit you not i was reading the original story while this happened https://imgur.com/a/otVpPOw

Frankie Gerhardt 13 years ago

But do the overly-complex wishes get GRANTED?

ThisIsMyPassword 9 years ago

Yeah, probably

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xXEddsworldTrashXx 9 years ago

Wasn't this a short story by Edgar Allen Po?

Calicokitty 10 years ago

It"s better then that one xxholic episode where the monkey pew drives you insane and kills you.... I still have nightmares.

darkthederp 11 years ago

so, I could bring any undertale character to life. but I get slapped? i'll take it. nobody says I cant get revenge.

Migdin1 10 years ago

AggelosGreece dont kill Undertale, just the horrible fans.

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Catherine McGregor 13 years ago

I'd just take the slap.

corrking 10 years ago

me 2

RobinMeng 8 years ago

...I remember the days is ELL class

TayTay26 8 years ago

Sounds complicated

HerdOfTurtles 9 years ago

What?

Superkenny19 9 years ago

i wish for it to stay it leaves =D

ArgoSF 10 years ago

Sounds fun

JoeyDaKangaroo 10 years ago

I can take a damn slap

AmoshiMegan 10 years ago

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TotalWeirdo 8 years ago

This is chainmail. Take your bullshit somewhere else!

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Chris Larson 13 years ago

I'll call my lawyer

Migdin1 10 years ago

The lawyer hates you and only speaks bird. He has no arms and loves to eat people.

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Johanne Sebastien Bach 13 years ago

This is actually based off of a good short story.

Victoria Plummer 13 years ago

Simple, just make wishes where the ironic twist is benign! Like, say, wishing for the best new game console, and receiving an Xbox One... then you can just sell it and buy a PS3. :P

Alyssa Hayes 13 years ago

how have 42% people not read this story; your wishes don't come true

sqsarrazine 10 years ago

Technically they do come true. (Yes I have read the story), but there's a cost

Matthew Chan 13 years ago

Monogatari. :)

EternalMonologue 11 years ago

First, if you wish it wont hit you, it will hit you because of that wish. It happens no matter what because that is how rude magic is. Second, WISH FOR MONKEY PAWS! *Ten more monkey paws appear*

BoiZeBery 9 years ago

To wordy

Ava_Does_MC 10 years ago

MY DAD SLAPS ME ENOUGH

Exotic_Butters 9 years ago

...I read a story about this somewhere...

SomeoneRandom 11 years ago

I WISH FOR THE POWER TO GRANT WISHES! *gets slapped* worth it though

Tsurugawa last year

第一个愿望：永远不会有猴子的爪子伤害到我第二个愿望：第一个愿望永远实现第三个愿望：实现另外十个愿望

Elana Clare Smith 13 years ago

do they get granted.... this makes no sense o-o

Nanozec 11 years ago

As long as i get my three black hearts...

Milkywae 6 years ago

Have you ever heard the tragedy of darth plaqueis the wise

123nbahal 10 years ago

It"s just a slap on the face, right? Unless the monkey has aids, take it.

queen of the jeffs 10 years ago

my first wish is that i never get slapped in the face again.

Kirevaam 11 years ago

I wish for omnipotence.

OctyFox 10 years ago

I'll just say every wish non-complicated yet also literal. Is it really that hard?

Allwarden47 12 years ago

what if you understand the twist and embrace it?

Feralstar 9 years ago

Well, if you wish for POKÉMON to be real, now ya just gotta be a Trainer. If ya wish for GRAVITY FALLS, ya gotta live with the anomalies. THERE IS NO DOWNSIDE FOR ME

Ezeron 9 years ago

But monkeys have hands. Not paws.

Acting Bites 11 years ago

Word words words Me: what the hay?

UncertainStingray 8 years ago

*slap* ow! *slap* stop! *slap* (sigh)

NeatCrown 11 years ago

Wish 1-I wish that I would not be hit by that wish granting thing. Wish 2-I Wish that all wishes wished would be granted as I intend. Wish 3-I wish for an unlimited amount of wishes.