Will You Press The Button?

homunculus101 10 years ago

Life asked Death, "Why do people love me, but hate you?" Death replied, "Because I am a painful truth, and you are a beautiful lie"

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Life then asked death for two big macs and chicken mcnuggets from mcdonalds

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rickastleysghost 9 years ago

I could tell them, it never says THEY couldn't change it

CMHammond 8 years ago

By telling them, you are attempting to change the event. Your actions (telling them) would lead to it not happening, meaning you cannot do that. Either that or telling them doesn't fix it.

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Knucklesfan 10 years ago

I will be the best "I told you so" guy in the world... Eh eh.

Stropey 8 years ago

I would basically be the guy who would show up, make an awful pun, and look at the camera as the canned laughter has been unleashed. *Friend dies from being crushed* Wow, that was *pressing* situation! *Seinfeld theme*

KittyPotato1234 8 years ago

Ya like jazz?

juleaa 10 years ago

I'd pretend to be a psychic

Bountyhunter3233 8 years ago

I hate to say this...but I told you so!

C 9 years ago

If someone sees that calendar they'll think your either plotting to kill them or completely crazy

mampfer 10 years ago

If I can't do anything to change the future I may very well not know it at all.

PartyGamer931 8 years ago

By the way i"m 16 if you were wondering

gamandy 2 years ago

22 now?

mathewb 9 years ago

How accurate is the calendar?

THERealTrueBoss 10 years ago

You can make the most of your time with those people

OmegaDog 4 years ago

Can’t hurt to know beforehand

SarahVeronicaHall 9 years ago

Why would I even want to know that stuff?? That"s horrible.

JacksonCcvgaming 8 years ago

Happens in life

littleblueboy 9 years ago

id do it just so i can keep to and be there for them

mpgami 10 years ago

but you can prepare for them

BradleySteward 9 years ago

I may not. BUT THEY CAN!!!! It never said i could tell them.

AlixOnline x 10 years ago

I would do it so you could be prepared for everything happening like if your mothers death was in 2 years you wouldn't be as sad as not knowing at all so I would do it

Migweegwee 6 years ago

I'm always last informed for this stuff, so having a stalker calendar would help allot

AshayZemse 10 years ago

#destiny

Blaise 10 years ago

You could know when and what will happen, so you can comfort them efficiently afterwords.

Cocoacuphead 9 years ago

Yes Yes and Yes

Cyneflavia 10 years ago

I'd be able to emotionally prepare myself for anything upcoming.

Tourist 3 years ago

There is no downside

Silverthorn13 9 years ago

You can see exactly when the world will end. Important for future life choices/investments

xxGoldenAnimeWafflezxx 10 years ago

So... a cheat sheet?

KittyPotato1234 8 years ago

*looks at calendar* "okay..." ... " goodbye to great twice removed aunt on the 22nd!"

Countrygirl97 10 years ago

If you know they are going to go through a break up with someone ypu csn tell thwm before thwy even start dating. It may not stop thwm from dating but its worth a shot.

AmaziMutima 9 years ago

Whatch them sufer MHWHAHAHAHA

swizzle 9 years ago

Perfect for preparing ahead of time

Annea 10 years ago

Fixed points in time. And then River comes in an fucks all the shit up.

TheDarkPants 9 years ago

I"d think its better not to know that somebody is going to die because then you will do something to make it happen because you know its going to happen anyway and thats why it will happen. Ever seen one of these apocalypse movies where someone builds a ma... [Show full comment]

Dark22 6 years ago

where"s the upside?!?!

OiIplayminecraft 8 years ago

I don't like this one injuries and death no I will not i would save them

Gamercat147 10 years ago

Honestly knowing all those terrible things would happen would only make me less sad for when they actually happen.

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fxsdx 10 months ago

那我的一生就会过得非常悲惨,因为我将会知道所有的坏事，而且我无法改变他

Ultralord1400 9 years ago

It says stop, but it doesn't say prolong

-T-1102-L- 8 years ago

Yea I would so press the button XD

Nisse44 10 years ago

Don't want to know when I die wait I am immortal👍

zach2121 10 years ago

We cant do anything from happening either way gezz

Hawk-Of-Doom 9 years ago

Random dude: presses button Goes crazy. Wishes had not pressed button.

GUGA-BOOIINNGG 5 years ago

Sell your info as a fortune teller, you can't stop it so it will happen. That means you were right and so they will come back for more. Profit

Glennator 10 years ago

Why not tell them?

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Hyp0therm1a.2V 6 months ago

我们本就改变不了什么

Stropey 9 years ago

This would actually be quite hilarious.

NicoLugo 8 years ago

I don’t wanna know any of it anyways. Let’s leave it a mystery

YourEmporerStalin 9 years ago

Now I will know when to get things off my chest

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