Will You Press The Button?

I&lt;3Hitler 10 years ago

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themanADam 4 years ago

ermrmm personally, my sister has the retarism and my mom beats her and now dshe have a Tlyer1 dent and Elon mush saves me .

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Drake Mckinney 13 years ago

You can't find that kind of job security anymore.

FantasyKitten 9 years ago

True.....

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the117doctor 10 years ago

My bike is gonna be electric anyway so...infinite electricity...my bike is also gonna be a TARDIS style from bike...the start-up sounding like the TARDIS appearing (+light effects) and the shutdown sounding as if it was disappearing(+light effects.)

the117doctor 10 years ago

TARDIS style tron-bike

Explosifiy 7 years ago

Ive heard working at tesla is horrible, your boss is someone who litterally learned rocket science in a month by reading only. Meaning there is no security, Elon could literally come down and do your job, and he would be better than you You get good pay and benifits, but you are worked to the bone

Dank meme lord 10 years ago

This is my dream job actually.

Kermitsewerslide 7 years ago

Ima get a fracking rocket launcher and machine guns on my tank so ya that"s pretty worth it

MONKIBOI942 4 years ago

lol just shoot down the frackin" whole thing

Matthew Doraby 13 years ago

So i get a dream car, and a guaranteed stable job will into retirement?

PHANDOM 10 years ago

If I get unlimited fuel, why shouldn't I just quit my job and sell so much fuel I get rich

DrTree 9 years ago

"You MUST WORK for Tesla Motors.."

alepro 10 years ago

i love cars it would be a win win

PokeLOL 10 years ago

Electricity, yeah babe Jynx

YIU JUST GOT EXPLOITED 10 years ago

Rent your car out for infinite money

Gravittax 10 years ago

Get the most expensive car in the world and sell it bomb early retirement

Blake Wellen 13 years ago

That would honestly be the life, saving the earth from humans and a feeling of security

Jio 4 years ago

you just made all that shit up. what the fuck is electro smoke? CO2 is a chemical compound with lots of science to back up its effects. "electro smoke" isn't a compound

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Tyler Dixon 13 years ago

If it means that I get to get a 1970 Chevelle SS for free with unlimited fuel then I will be joining Tesla

Alex Garbarino 13 years ago

Tesla is the shit

Fedxftw 9 years ago

Why?

Jhay-Dee Drinkmilkwhilebeing Chasedbyzombies 13 years ago

Ok :) So Im just gonna feel that my car is in gta v :)

Deathstroke is better 11 years ago

LAMBO, HERE I COME!!!!!

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TheMadHatter 11 years ago

who needs cars? pfff

PedroChavesAzevedo 8 years ago

You can get other jobs and work in that one for the time you want

KoolAidDolan 12 years ago

Never said I had to show up for work.

Minner G 10 years ago

Ill get a porches 911 GT3 MRS all supped up or a 1977 El Casino....

Panifex 9 years ago

Hell yeah, no downside

Jorge Hodges 13 years ago

i dont want a car i want a firebolt

Lagennagen 10 years ago

I just have to make the car run them into bankruptcy just before my retirement :D

Huehue 10 years ago

So they don't pay your pension? Is that a good idea?

aqswdefrgthyjukilopm 2 years ago

At least in california, which is where i live, there is no set retirement age, so just save a lot of money, and retire relatively early

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