Will You Press The Button?

Sajan8 years ago

If I do this I'll send a Courier to deliver a Platinum Chip to me to gain control over Vegas. It"s not like he'll get shot in the head or anything.

tEMMIE da Tem9 years ago

I'm like god, I can make another race... :T

Moina2 years ago

Or you can just keep everyone alive forever in a simulation that they know is not real and forever and ever and ever torture anyone who has ever wronged you

Michael23448 years ago

A: The network we are running on would be destroyed when the sun goes all derp on us. B: If I'm an artificial intelligence, I could just either load my system with errors that crashes my system, breaking it. Or I could just "pull the plug".

PiccolaStrega8 years ago

"When the sun goes all derp on us" XD

Kk100000008 years ago

Kk$100000000000000000 o and hhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!

Vinceforpresident7 years ago

@,;@:! €! €*+*+&@;@:@^@&@+₩+)+)@(9999&+&+;+^×^&×,@;#;

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BM__Vagabond9 years ago

Not seeing a downside

guzmanjm159 years ago

Then I will create a new world

dangert9 years ago

Why would you want to lose your body to become AI?

J20048 years ago

Because then you will have things to go out the way you wanted it to be, and at the same time you can provide help... you probabbly can use the network to have your own world.

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Chris Vaught12 years ago

I SHALL BE CALLED THE FACE OF BO

GamerBoyBobduran7 years ago

Dirtiest button in the history of dirty buttons http://willyoupressthebutton.com/453286

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replymachine8 years ago

what"s a con-sic-no-uss? and a ex-sis-tence?

RamdomGuyOnTheInternet3 years ago

Well for starters, I don't have any of that.

PiccolaStrega8 years ago

Hal 10,000

crazydude999 years ago

I'll create a new universe

Passaro_de_Ferro10 months ago

Works even as a simulation

Toran Nicoll12 years ago

At the risk of becoming AM, I'd take it. I reckon an all-powerful AI knows where his off switch is.

Lonewanderer9 years ago

If im remembering right and thats from a certain short story then awesome reference

Byron Webster12 years ago

If we were put into an AI network then when the earth dies we would die from being incinerated from the sun, derp.

BerndAdams8 years ago

That is when you have a specific place to live. They are talking about a network. So if the sun explodes, just a part of that network gets destroyed....

The_W8 years ago

GLaDOS

Michael23448 years ago

LOL I was thinking the exact thing. RIP

herbert_spock9 years ago

This "living forever" stuff is way overrated.

UwUegirl4 years ago

/kill

poihju9 years ago

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Solarcleric9 years ago

I see no downside to this.

Persassyjackson7 years ago

I'll create more AI like me

MaeBlackburn10 years ago

Coo-hoo-hoo-hool...

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Fear me humanity tonight you should all perish (Û³`â–½´)Û³

DragonEXE8 years ago

* coughs blood * fallout"s john eden. But war? War can change despite what you say

Alexander Kibbe12 years ago

hey you get to be AC thats nice actually

oliver25119 years ago

LOL FORCED I'll just kill them

moses9 years ago

Wtf is wrong with the comments it says 46 years what is thisðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚

Bashy9359 years ago

Creators most likely

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Thefurriemaster9 years ago

So.. Essentially I'm Jarvis? Uhhh YES PLEASE. Jarvis is God!

xaku2 years ago

god of everything

Jackygaymer7 years ago

What"s the bad part?

KOOLAIDMAN10 years ago

sounds like fun

djcoletheboss8 years ago

I dont get it

CatTheFanGirl9 years ago

Basicly you become a possibly smarter Evie.

Toronto Club Boiz9 years ago

I'm glados bitches!

The_evil_Banana9 years ago

blow myself up when I can't take it any more :)

RasFluffy7 years ago

if im a god I can create people

oswin10 years ago

Yeah, sign me up.

thejessonator14 days ago

This is just giving me near infinite power lol

hajmed9 years ago

if i am god i can make people

TrueRenegade8 years ago

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Thomas Barrett12 years ago

I will be GLaDOS.

deathburn559 years ago

I AM SKYRIM!!!

TheQueenOfCringe8 years ago

I"M TECHNOLOGY NOW!

Fangheart9 years ago

I will become Jane and travel by Ansible!

WM82679 years ago

Good reference,although you might want to make a robot bloody for you to run around in and to do their teleportation trick thingy with the outside and inside universe stuff

Mew-eeveeSquirtele4 years ago

what if you make your self hand and a gun and shoot your ai system and die slowly drifting off to Disney lan- *BLEAH DIES*

Eli7eHun7eR9839 years ago

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Cybox1437 years ago

i is now THE GREAT INTELLIGENCE!!!!!

Wixi-Pixie10 years ago

The world will end when time ends, aka the UNIVERSE. So, yeah. Uhh, I will press the button.

Memeber8 years ago

no, no, no, i will die when what my consciousness inhabits is destroyed. THAT, is death.

ThisIsMyPassword8 years ago

What"s bad about that?

Abel Seyoum12 years ago

pass on knowledge and i'd eventually get a robot body before the universe ends because we have to have reached that stage before the end of the universe

hard decision maker9 years ago

Hay other people there mabye a girl we shal make baby ais (Yeah don't know why think of a good one for that)

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