Will You Press The Button?

Maharid 9 months ago

Nah, a robotic body can do but just something like a computer? No thanks.

Sajan 9 years ago

If I do this I'll send a Courier to deliver a Platinum Chip to me to gain control over Vegas. It"s not like he'll get shot in the head or anything.

tEMMIE da Tem 11 years ago

I'm like god, I can make another race... :T

Moina 4 years ago

Or you can just keep everyone alive forever in a simulation that they know is not real and forever and ever and ever torture anyone who has ever wronged you

Michael2344 10 years ago

A: The network we are running on would be destroyed when the sun goes all derp on us. B: If I'm an artificial intelligence, I could just either load my system with errors that crashes my system, breaking it. Or I could just "pull the plug".

PiccolaStrega 9 years ago

"When the sun goes all derp on us" XD

Kk10000000 10 years ago

Kk$100000000000000000 o and hhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!

Vinceforpresident 8 years ago

@,;@:! €! €*+*+&@;@:@^@&@+₩+)+)@(9999&+&+;+^×^&×,@;#;

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BM__Vagabond 10 years ago

Not seeing a downside

Chris Vaught 13 years ago

I SHALL BE CALLED THE FACE OF BO

GamerBoyBobduran 9 years ago

Dirtiest button in the history of dirty buttons http://willyoupressthebutton.com/453286

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guzmanjm15 11 years ago

Then I will create a new world

dangert 11 years ago

Why would you want to lose your body to become AI?

J2004 9 years ago

Because then you will have things to go out the way you wanted it to be, and at the same time you can provide help... you probabbly can use the network to have your own world.

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replymachine 9 years ago

what"s a con-sic-no-uss? and a ex-sis-tence?

RamdomGuyOnTheInternet 5 years ago

Well for starters, I don't have any of that.

PiccolaStrega 9 years ago

Hal 10,000

crazydude99 11 years ago

I'll create a new universe

Passaro_de_Ferro 2 years ago

Works even as a simulation

Toran Nicoll 13 years ago

At the risk of becoming AM, I'd take it. I reckon an all-powerful AI knows where his off switch is.

Lonewanderer 11 years ago

If im remembering right and thats from a certain short story then awesome reference

Byron Webster 13 years ago

If we were put into an AI network then when the earth dies we would die from being incinerated from the sun, derp.

BerndAdams 9 years ago

That is when you have a specific place to live. They are talking about a network. So if the sun explodes, just a part of that network gets destroyed....

valarmorghulis 11 years ago

S1MONE

PaloozaChu 12 years ago

If I know someone who has a hammer, consider it done.

LorianAndLothric 9 years ago

So I basically become glAdos?

Get_rekt_nub 11 years ago

I'll make more humans

youngsheldon 2 years ago

bazinga!

loophole19 11 years ago

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herbert_spock 11 years ago

This "living forever" stuff is way overrated.

UwUegirl 6 years ago

/kill

poihju 11 years ago

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The_W 10 years ago

GLaDOS

Michael2344 10 years ago

LOL I was thinking the exact thing. RIP

Persassyjackson 9 years ago

I'll create more AI like me

MaeBlackburn 11 years ago

Coo-hoo-hoo-hool...

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Fear me humanity tonight you should all perish (Û³`â–½´)Û³

Solarcleric 11 years ago

I see no downside to this.

oliver2511 10 years ago

LOL FORCED I'll just kill them

moses 11 years ago

Wtf is wrong with the comments it says 46 years what is thisðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚

Bashy935 11 years ago

Creators most likely

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DragonEXE 9 years ago

* coughs blood * fallout"s john eden. But war? War can change despite what you say

Alexander Kibbe 13 years ago

hey you get to be AC thats nice actually

xaku 4 years ago

god of everything

Thefurriemaster 11 years ago

So.. Essentially I'm Jarvis? Uhhh YES PLEASE. Jarvis is God!

djcoletheboss 10 years ago

I dont get it

CatTheFanGirl 11 years ago

Basicly you become a possibly smarter Evie.

Jackygaymer 8 years ago

What"s the bad part?

KOOLAIDMAN 11 years ago

sounds like fun

The_evil_Banana 11 years ago

blow myself up when I can't take it any more :)

RasFluffy 9 years ago

if im a god I can create people

oswin 12 years ago

Yeah, sign me up.

Toronto Club Boiz 10 years ago

I'm glados bitches!

TrueRenegade 9 years ago

Error 505: Upside not found.

Thomas Barrett 13 years ago

I will be GLaDOS.

deathburn55 11 years ago

I AM SKYRIM!!!

thejessonator last year

This is just giving me near infinite power lol

hajmed 11 years ago

if i am god i can make people

Fangheart 11 years ago

I will become Jane and travel by Ansible!

WM8267 10 years ago

Good reference,although you might want to make a robot bloody for you to run around in and to do their teleportation trick thingy with the outside and inside universe stuff

Mew-eeveeSquirtele 6 years ago

what if you make your self hand and a gun and shoot your ai system and die slowly drifting off to Disney lan- *BLEAH DIES*

Eli7eHun7eR983 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

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