Downside? The prequels are better, Jar Jar is awesome, and i'm a Jedi.
BrendanCross9 years ago
And besides, here"s jar jar"s character arc:
Episode I: low-intellegence thing for the kids
Episode II: Jar Jar"s a f*cking SENATOR!
Episode III: Jar Jar Binks is diRECTly RESPONSIBLE, for the legislation allowing Palpatine to commit INTERGALACTIC JEDICIDE!
One thing. Who the $&*#(@ wants to kill Jar Jar. he has no life. That way, you are a jedi that wont die. Mind trick him, go anywhere you want, bOOM! I BROKE IT!
Stebbins10 years ago
I shall teach Jar Jar the ways and confirm DARTH JAR JAR!
Mind trick Jar Jar into going where you want to so you have to follow him, so you can participate in all the notable events by just having him nearby.
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BenMiller9 years ago
I kinda like jar jar binks
Hate my If you want
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Schmidot20048 years ago
I would drop him off on a planet controlled by the enemy on a mission to kill high ranked targets steal plans for secret weapons from the headquarters of the planet so when he dies I would go I’m my self finish the mission and continue living my life
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Jorja2468 years ago
No one said I had to protect him so....
I could ACCIDENTALLY kill him on the first day
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Pokeminer8 years ago
Oops, I accidentally stabbed him with my Lightsaber
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BlackRose669 years ago
But... I’m a Sith already- I have the reflexes too- and I swore to myself if I had the chance, I would erase jar jar forever
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AlexanderBrown9 years ago
WHO CARES! I LOVE STER WURS TO MUCH!!!!!!
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BurtCokain9 years ago
Lol have fun during the purge suckers
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Nabalo9 years ago
Well then I’ll get fired by letting him get killed by a wampa
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SquidGirl9 years ago
YEAH! I love Jar Jar
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ShirahGantman9 years ago
Jar Jar is in trouble if he has me for a body guard! I'm disabled!
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Flameice2 10 years ago
Sneaks into the emporers chamber. Asassinates before anikan turn
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Superstar5710 years ago
what if i... didn't press the button even though i could be like using the force to grab some blue milk with a ton of Oreo's- wait... there wouldn't be oreo's....... NOOOOOO well good thing i didn't press the button and i still have my island that i can pu...[Show full comment]
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DJ Vader11 years ago
I already went through this and I can say its not that bad. Ended up killing a couple hundred younglings though...
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Zacattac11 years ago
oh no were getting shot at better use him as a human body shield what was i supposed to do use my lightsaber?
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Normac211 years ago
Jokes on you, I like Jar Jar
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Alex Butterfield13 years ago
I pressed that button so fast.
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PuttonBresser911 years ago
Whoops Turned Sith and Jar Jar Died. Whoopsie.
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ChrisTheChris10 years ago
I get to wield a lightsaber and protect a meme. What"s the downside?
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Ronan Adams13 years ago
I don't see the downside here...
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WeirdMango2111 years ago
Noone said i cant join the dark side...
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Assassin Squid10 years ago
I would be a terrible guard and let him die. win win
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WheresTheUpside2 years ago
Jar Jar evil? ayo what sus pog epic sith vibe ultra dorito?
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steve the minecraftian11 years ago
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Leokantowski9 years ago
Easy kill jar jar then join republic
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1good1pussy2j6 years ago
Puussssy
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Mikkel90811 years ago
Dude do you even grammar? i mean..... jar jar(Jar Jar)
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bloodbeast11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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Blue Shrooms10 years ago
I would quit and train as a Jedi
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Al12eksi0310 years ago
...and its 99% change that you die at the battle of geonosis or the jedi purge...
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sonicbrony12 years ago
1. Purposely fail your job so that jar jar dies 2. Leave the jedi order and do whatever the fuck you want.
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AliviaFinch8 years ago
is rather be sith or dark jedi
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oldnotweak11 years ago
imagine how funny it would be watching him bumble his to victory while you sit back and watched
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Scooter Kelly13 years ago
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
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amy.t11 years ago
hahaha!
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was11 years ago
kill JAR JAR become kill yoda and every one else in secret rule the world
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Joeyisjoey10 years ago
Fuck yeah
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SplashTheKittyCat11 years ago
Jedi outweighs EVERY THING!!!
Plus, I'll be alive because order 66 hasn't happened yet and I could go into hiding.
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shankninja11 years ago
GOD NO NOT JAR JAR
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Nazi Pineapple10 years ago
Well i guess im dead!
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subnom5 years ago
execute order 66
NotTheProtagonist4 years ago
Yeah, that was my reason for not pressing the button, whether Jar Jar or no Jar Jar.
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NightmareBlue9 years ago
hate starwars
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No.3781511 years ago
Remember when the ship went down
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Molly Brown11 years ago
I would still be a Jedi! And I don't NEED to protect jar jar Bink's but the prequels are good
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