Will You Press The Button?

Victor_Z_Awesome 11 years ago

Downside? The prequels are better, Jar Jar is awesome, and i'm a Jedi.

BrendanCross 9 years ago

And besides, here"s jar jar"s character arc: Episode I: low-intellegence thing for the kids Episode II: Jar Jar"s a f*cking SENATOR! Episode III: Jar Jar Binks is diRECTly RESPONSIBLE, for the legislation allowing Palpatine to commit INTERGALACTIC JEDICIDE!

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hampuzorgaming 11 years ago

what if i turned to the dark side and killed jar jar?

dinojl 9 years ago

What if I mind tricked him while in front of a cliff to walk forward? It would be untraceable!

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visualtrav 11 years ago

One thing. Who the $&*#(@ wants to kill Jar Jar. he has no life. That way, you are a jedi that wont die. Mind trick him, go anywhere you want, bOOM! I BROKE IT!

Stebbins 10 years ago

I shall teach Jar Jar the ways and confirm DARTH JAR JAR!

SamuelFink 9 years ago

It never said you can't quit

Highschool123 10 years ago

that doesnt mean i cant quit the job

Melissa Major 13 years ago

No one ever said I had to be GOOD at my job...

CyberX114 9 years ago

yey

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Pls no 11 years ago

Mind trick Jar Jar into going where you want to so you have to follow him, so you can participate in all the notable events by just having him nearby.

BenMiller 9 years ago

I kinda like jar jar binks Hate my If you want

Schmidot2004 8 years ago

I would drop him off on a planet controlled by the enemy on a mission to kill high ranked targets steal plans for secret weapons from the headquarters of the planet so when he dies I would go I’m my self finish the mission and continue living my life

Jorja246 8 years ago

No one said I had to protect him so.... I could ACCIDENTALLY kill him on the first day

Pokeminer 8 years ago

Oops, I accidentally stabbed him with my Lightsaber

BlackRose66 9 years ago

But... I’m a Sith already- I have the reflexes too- and I swore to myself if I had the chance, I would erase jar jar forever

AlexanderBrown 9 years ago

WHO CARES! I LOVE STER WURS TO MUCH!!!!!!

BurtCokain 9 years ago

Lol have fun during the purge suckers

Nabalo 9 years ago

Well then I’ll get fired by letting him get killed by a wampa

SquidGirl 9 years ago

YEAH! I love Jar Jar

ShirahGantman 9 years ago

Jar Jar is in trouble if he has me for a body guard! I'm disabled!

Flameice2 10 years ago

Sneaks into the emporers chamber. Asassinates before anikan turn s

Superstar57 10 years ago

what if i... didn't press the button even though i could be like using the force to grab some blue milk with a ton of Oreo's- wait... there wouldn't be oreo's....... NOOOOOO well good thing i didn't press the button and i still have my island that i can pu... [Show full comment]

DJ Vader 11 years ago

I already went through this and I can say its not that bad. Ended up killing a couple hundred younglings though...

Zacattac 11 years ago

oh no were getting shot at better use him as a human body shield what was i supposed to do use my lightsaber?

Normac2 11 years ago

Jokes on you, I like Jar Jar

Alex Butterfield 13 years ago

I pressed that button so fast.

MaryViolet 10 years ago

.... Didn't say I couldn't kill jar jar .....

Connor Gorr 13 years ago

The extended universe is the only place I'd be willing to go, screw the movie timeline.

Ur mama 11 years ago

No fucking way am I living in the prequels

Brain Smarts 10 years ago

This is the best one I've ever seen.

Squish- 5 years ago

i would be honored to protect master binks

summertimek 11 years ago

i did it only because i would be a jedi

CyndiHuddleston 9 years ago

I"d be Sith Lord I'm disguise

Rowanstar 11 years ago

WHY DOES IT EVEN EXIST?!?!?!?!

Snuffle 8 years ago

Dude, can I try to kill Anakin and turn to the darkside? Palps will have to notice my power! I'll even inform the council if it doesn't work. Say that I found out Anakin had a wife and he went all ape on me. Don't believe me? I have about 30 Tusken Raider corpses to proove you wrong.

LeonTheFighter 11 years ago

The real question is why wouldn't I want to be a jedi? I would be INVINCIBLE-ISH

rolerfun 9 years ago

Whoops, I "accidentally" killed jar jar binks YOUR WELCOME

N30Ncz 12 years ago

I don't even like Star Wars...

Star Wars fan 24 11 years ago

Easy just kill him.

Star_Charter 10 years ago

I never even watched Star Wars.

_ATOM_ 9 years ago

It"s never too late. I just recently got arround to watching them all myself. I sugest viewing in the following order: I, II, III, VIII, IV, V, VI, VII, IX this is chronological order, which I think is bet than the release order.

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Tanner Pineo 13 years ago

I may be a Jar-Jar bodyguard, but I'm still a Jedi. And of course Jar-Jar could simply have a little... accident on Tatooine.

jshaw71 11 years ago

I Jedi mindtrick Jar-Jar into actually being a useful, intersting character

Ass in Hole 11 years ago

You helped Jar Jar saves Naboo and promoted.

Jawesome2006 2 years ago

You don't have to be a GOOD Bodyguard. You can let him die.

Elduin5949 11 years ago

kill jar jar and say a droid killed him. simple

Bend229 10 years ago

I am a bounty hunter. I just kill him

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

Who said I needed to be a Jedi?

jintoya 11 years ago

aaaaaand that was the moment i turned to the dark-side and decapitated jar jar "the abomination" binks, i might be evil, but as the saying goes "it takes one, to know one" and i have seen the face of evil, it hides behind the face of a binks