Will You Press The Button?

Maharid last year

This give you no survival aid, you'll die pretty fast.

FrettinTeen1 9 years ago

"Now that I found the million dollars, I'm only half the man I used to be!"

WalrusGumboot 8 years ago

"All my trouble seemed so far away..."

memandylov 10 years ago

It says UNTIL the rest of my life. Technically every waking moment is part of the rest of my life so I would never have to live with only the left side

DragonEXE 9 years ago

half yo body gone. you"re guts gonna fall out. you die fool!

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

But you’ll die a 100-millionaire who has a car.

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Ben Anderson-Hitchen 13 years ago

use the money and become a CYBORG!!!

Thecockatoo199 3 years ago

Exactly

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CharlotteTheQueenBee 11 years ago

Again eww. And think about this your guts would be hanging out!

SorbetCitron 8 years ago

with only the left half of your body, your life will end... soon.

AhmetSabir 8 years ago

Cyborg time

TheMultimention 9 years ago

Become a cyborg and get other upgrades (flight, superpowers etc.)

spiff 9 years ago

UNTIL the rest of your life. not FOR the rest of you life

kamilko SK 11 years ago

I'm in the uk and we don't have dollars, so no

Bashkash 10 years ago

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zombieslayer dragon born 11 years ago

Cyborg here i come

Sheryl See 13 years ago

So do I become Marco Bodt or

HomicidalCupcakesss 8 years ago

Bad.

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Joanna Rachel Bruce 13 years ago

Then how would I drive the car?

Themauf 7 years ago

Or live?

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Ian Moldovan 13 years ago

.... until the rest of my life?

Themauf 7 years ago

Until you rest for your whole life? I would like to

rainbowsuzanna 10 years ago

My dream car has a box where only I can get every superpower in the whole world sooo.......

TDSlayer98 8 years ago

“Until the rest of my life”

LordSebas 11 years ago

reminds me of Marco from AoT

plazmafighter 11 years ago

until the rest f my life which happen straight away your grammar has fooled u

Panifex 9 years ago

Do the things I only have one of get split in half, or...?

EL HERO 10 years ago

Jetpacks instead of legs?I approve

dankmemes101 9 years ago

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dankmemes101 9 years ago

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Amelietheduck 10 years ago

have you ever heard of the man who lost his whole left side..... he's alright now.

TheButtonPresser69 2 years ago

Until the rest of my life? Well this is DURING the rest of my life sooooooo

GithonDraco 11 years ago

I doubt you can drive the car, let alone live very long, with only 1/2 of your body.

survivalthejeffthekiller 6 years ago

you would instantly die without a heart.

OfficialLegoNerd 11 years ago

I've always wanted to be left handed, but i guess i really wont be all right.

dankmemes101 10 years ago

It"s ok, I'll be ALL RIGHT

dankmemes101 10 years ago

oops, I read that wrong.

anomarmor1 8 years ago

buy a fake half

Liswag Hipstner 13 years ago

Guys? If your body is split up in two parts you can't live anymore because damn you'd loss so much blood in a few minutes you'd die instantly

Mercykill 10 years ago

Until... the rest of my life? I'm just going to invalidate the downside if it has improper grammar.

MazMeowmam 10 years ago

Agreed

Bossjr121 11 years ago

Im a righty so i would not survive with just my left side

JaxSandcraw123 10 years ago

You would be paralyzed, you need the right half of your brain to control the left half of your body

tiparium 11 years ago

What the shit?

Spagent24 9 years ago

Until the rest of our life? So we it goes away instantly

somepersonorsomethingidk 4 years ago

so basically all of less than a minute?

Hollow 11 years ago

I can only write right handed...

Jeff_bitch214 9 years ago

The next cyborg

CaptinGamer 10 years ago

You can't live with only half a body

Killaki1065 11 years ago

Use money to fix the right half, problem solved.

OsisiZZ 10 years ago

Use the money to get surgery and become a super human, all body

AmyWilliams 11 years ago

22% of people are going to die real soon.

New_Era 8 years ago

ROBOCOP

Ifunda 10 years ago

Hell i dont mind. Ill be all right in the long run

MazMeowmam 10 years ago

XD OH MY GOD BAD PUNS DOH

person#1 11 years ago

YES!!

PaytonM160 9 years ago

Cyborgggg

Ringfree last year

move my penny to left first

Aziez 11 years ago

That means i'm dead?

tox1csting3r 10 years ago

the rest of your life is 10 seconds

Gvondobschutz21 9 years ago

suckers i am a lefty

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