This give you no survival aid, you'll die pretty fast.
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FrettinTeen19 years ago
"Now that I found the million dollars, I'm only half the man I used to be!"
WalrusGumboot8 years ago
"All my trouble seemed so far away..."
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memandylov10 years ago
It says UNTIL the rest of my life. Technically every waking moment is part of the rest of my life so I would never have to live with only the left side
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DragonEXE9 years ago
half yo body gone. you"re guts gonna fall out. you die fool!
Until you rest for your whole life? I would like to
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Investigate3119 years ago
lol mad short life though
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The elusive weegee10 years ago
Biomedical engineering
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Naopol11 years ago
Im left handed but that would mean im dead?
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Alexis Black10 years ago
Get spliced
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PressedIt243 years ago
I have 100 million dollars and a car of my choice, great. Um, quick question. HOW DO I DRIVE THE CAR WITH ONE LEG AND ONE ARM?!
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Loserboy1811 years ago
UNTIL, UNTIL, UNTIL. WHEN IS THE REST OF MY LIFE
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MattKotlarsic9 years ago
You can't live with only half of your body cuz your heart is in the center so that would be cut and u would die
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Sinsborn6 years ago
But can get half of sex
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NEARNEARNEAR11 years ago
If Marco can do it, so can I.
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DizzyFTW10 years ago
Crap ur right ben
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liltokil11 years ago
no way I would cry
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Splatatat9 years ago
Wait. I'm left handed. WHY DID I SAY NO!?!
KostyaHellstorm6 years ago
the right side controls the left and vica verca
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Dick Fucker from Dirty village in slovak republic10 years ago
Yep.
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Lenny11 years ago
i have my hearth on right side, soooo?
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Panifex9 years ago
The "rest of your life" would be less than three seconds
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imavirginnn6 years ago
Hey, Do You Want To Be Rich, AND Have The Car Of Your Dreams? Well Give Me Half Of Your Body
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CTViolet11 years ago
Just buy a new one! XD
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thatgirlniamya11 years ago
So I can just whisper to everyone "I am not all right"
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Bighitminer10 years ago
Sounds good I'm a lefty anywase
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Shanikan11 years ago
I like my right side
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mads the great12 years ago
So i'm guessing that you just lose half your body at the moment you recieve the stuff, but a little while after, the event is over and "the rest of your life" begins. Then you'd regain your other half, as it said until the rest of your life.
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Falx10111 years ago
Wait how do I live then? We need a full heart to be alive
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WorkTeam9 years ago
"car of your choice but live with only half of your body" how will you drive then?
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xXDunk_Master999Xx10 years ago
get an operation so my cells duplicate on the other side of my body so like is normal... im rich and i can f*ck my wife if i had one
xXDunk_Master999Xx10 years ago
i meant life is normal
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Snowfairy5049 years ago
Huu why not
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Unity Agar10 years ago
How would you even be alive??? Sir umm you only have half of your body... Yes I pressed the button on this game and now I'm a millionaire
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TBH-Deez_Nuts2 years ago
B-but I th-think wi-with my r-right b-br-brain!!!
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Nebulously cool11 years ago
Replace the half with robot parts
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TemmieArmor11 years ago
You'd be dead where you stand. Or sit. Or lie down, that seems more likely.
Mettaton Ex11 years ago
And thats how I became Happstablook
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KostyaHellstorm6 years ago
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRAKA MONOGA DOITSU NO KAGAKU WA SEKAI ICHIIIIIIII
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