Will You Press The Button?

FrettinTeen18 years ago

"Now that I found the million dollars, I'm only half the man I used to be!"

WalrusGumboot7 years ago

"All my trouble seemed so far away..."

memandylov9 years ago

It says UNTIL the rest of my life. Technically every waking moment is part of the rest of my life so I would never have to live with only the left side

DragonEXE8 years ago

half yo body gone. you"re guts gonna fall out. you die fool!

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

But you’ll die a 100-millionaire who has a car.

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CharlotteTheQueenBee9 years ago

Again eww. And think about this your guts would be hanging out!

Ben Anderson-Hitchen12 years ago

use the money and become a CYBORG!!!

Thecockatoo1992 years ago

Exactly

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SorbetCitron7 years ago

with only the left half of your body, your life will end... soon.

AhmetSabir7 years ago

Cyborg time

TheMultimention8 years ago

Become a cyborg and get other upgrades (flight, superpowers etc.)

spiff8 years ago

UNTIL the rest of your life. not FOR the rest of you life

kamilko SK9 years ago

I'm in the uk and we don't have dollars, so no

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zombieslayer dragon born9 years ago

Cyborg here i come

Sheryl See12 years ago

So do I become Marco Bodt or

HomicidalCupcakesss7 years ago

Bad.

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Joanna Rachel Bruce12 years ago

Then how would I drive the car?

Themauf6 years ago

Or live?

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Ian Moldovan12 years ago

.... until the rest of my life?

Themauf6 years ago

Until you rest for your whole life? I would like to

TDSlayer987 years ago

“Until the rest of my life”

LordSebas10 years ago

reminds me of Marco from AoT

rainbowsuzanna8 years ago

My dream car has a box where only I can get every superpower in the whole world sooo.......

EL HERO9 years ago

Jetpacks instead of legs?I approve

plazmafighter9 years ago

until the rest f my life which happen straight away your grammar has fooled u

Panifex7 years ago

Do the things I only have one of get split in half, or...?

TheButtonPresser692 months ago

Until the rest of my life? Well this is DURING the rest of my life sooooooo

GithonDraco9 years ago

I doubt you can drive the car, let alone live very long, with only 1/2 of your body.

dankmemes1018 years ago

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dankmemes1018 years ago

I agree. ^.^ I don't have the exact quotes from Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg, but he said something like "Humans can't be asexual" and "Asexuals are just asking for attention." I was just adding in another reason why I hate him.

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Amelietheduck9 years ago

have you ever heard of the man who lost his whole left side..... he's alright now.

OfficialLegoNerd10 years ago

I've always wanted to be left handed, but i guess i really wont be all right.

dankmemes1018 years ago

It"s ok, I'll be ALL RIGHT

dankmemes1018 years ago

oops, I read that wrong.

survivalthejeffthekiller4 years ago

you would instantly die without a heart.

Mercykill8 years ago

Until... the rest of my life? I'm just going to invalidate the downside if it has improper grammar.

MazMeowmam8 years ago

Agreed

Bossjr1219 years ago

Im a righty so i would not survive with just my left side

anomarmor17 years ago

buy a fake half

Liswag Hipstner12 years ago

Guys? If your body is split up in two parts you can't live anymore because damn you'd loss so much blood in a few minutes you'd die instantly

tiparium9 years ago

What the shit?

Spagent248 years ago

Until the rest of our life? So we it goes away instantly

JaxSandcraw1239 years ago

You would be paralyzed, you need the right half of your brain to control the left half of your body

Jeff_bitch2148 years ago

The next cyborg

CaptinGamer9 years ago

You can't live with only half a body

somepersonorsomethingidk3 years ago

so basically all of less than a minute?

Hollow9 years ago

I can only write right handed...

AmyWilliams9 years ago

22% of people are going to die real soon.

New_Era6 years ago

ROBOCOP

Killaki106510 years ago

Use money to fix the right half, problem solved.

OsisiZZ8 years ago

Use the money to get surgery and become a super human, all body

PaytonM1607 years ago

Cyborgggg

Ifunda9 years ago

Hell i dont mind. Ill be all right in the long run

MazMeowmam8 years ago

XD OH MY GOD BAD PUNS DOH

person#19 years ago

YES!!

tox1csting3r9 years ago

the rest of your life is 10 seconds

Aziez9 years ago

That means i'm dead?

Silentagent4 years ago

I hate driving anyway

trevormoney110 years ago

Upside?

Gvondobschutz218 years ago

suckers i am a lefty

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