Will You Press The Button?

Maharid last year

This give you no survival aid, you'll die pretty fast.

FrettinTeen1 9 years ago

"Now that I found the million dollars, I'm only half the man I used to be!"

WalrusGumboot 8 years ago

"All my trouble seemed so far away..."

memandylov 10 years ago

It says UNTIL the rest of my life. Technically every waking moment is part of the rest of my life so I would never have to live with only the left side

DragonEXE 9 years ago

half yo body gone. you"re guts gonna fall out. you die fool!

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

But you’ll die a 100-millionaire who has a car.

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Ben Anderson-Hitchen 13 years ago

use the money and become a CYBORG!!!

Thecockatoo199 3 years ago

Exactly

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CharlotteTheQueenBee 11 years ago

Again eww. And think about this your guts would be hanging out!

SorbetCitron 8 years ago

with only the left half of your body, your life will end... soon.

AhmetSabir 8 years ago

Cyborg time

TheMultimention 9 years ago

Become a cyborg and get other upgrades (flight, superpowers etc.)

spiff 9 years ago

UNTIL the rest of your life. not FOR the rest of you life

kamilko SK 11 years ago

I'm in the uk and we don't have dollars, so no

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zombieslayer dragon born 11 years ago

Cyborg here i come

Sheryl See 13 years ago

So do I become Marco Bodt or

HomicidalCupcakesss 8 years ago

Bad.

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Joanna Rachel Bruce 13 years ago

Then how would I drive the car?

Themauf 7 years ago

Or live?

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Ian Moldovan 13 years ago

.... until the rest of my life?

Themauf 7 years ago

Until you rest for your whole life? I would like to

Investigate311 9 years ago

lol mad short life though

The elusive weegee 10 years ago

Biomedical engineering

Naopol 11 years ago

Im left handed but that would mean im dead?

Alexis Black 10 years ago

Get spliced

PressedIt24 3 years ago

I have 100 million dollars and a car of my choice, great. Um, quick question. HOW DO I DRIVE THE CAR WITH ONE LEG AND ONE ARM?!

Loserboy18 11 years ago

UNTIL, UNTIL, UNTIL. WHEN IS THE REST OF MY LIFE

MattKotlarsic 9 years ago

You can't live with only half of your body cuz your heart is in the center so that would be cut and u would die

Sinsborn 6 years ago

But can get half of sex

NEARNEARNEAR 11 years ago

If Marco can do it, so can I.

DizzyFTW 10 years ago

Crap ur right ben

liltokil 11 years ago

no way I would cry

Splatatat 9 years ago

Wait. I'm left handed. WHY DID I SAY NO!?!

KostyaHellstorm 6 years ago

the right side controls the left and vica verca

Dick Fucker from Dirty village in slovak republic 10 years ago

Yep.

Lenny 11 years ago

i have my hearth on right side, soooo?

Panifex 9 years ago

The "rest of your life" would be less than three seconds

imavirginnn 6 years ago

Hey, Do You Want To Be Rich, AND Have The Car Of Your Dreams? Well Give Me Half Of Your Body

CTViolet 11 years ago

Just buy a new one! XD

thatgirlniamya 11 years ago

So I can just whisper to everyone "I am not all right"

Bighitminer 10 years ago

Sounds good I'm a lefty anywase

Shanikan 11 years ago

I like my right side

mads the great 12 years ago

So i'm guessing that you just lose half your body at the moment you recieve the stuff, but a little while after, the event is over and "the rest of your life" begins. Then you'd regain your other half, as it said until the rest of your life.