Will You Press The Button?

Aldebaran_Smith 8 months ago

Wheelchair

DungeonMaster25 11 years ago

My ideal life would be to not feel pain. LOOPHOLES

DrInconsiderate 9 years ago

You won't feel pain even when you have your hand on a hot pot

Justin Frank 13 years ago

In my ideal life I wouldn't need to walk

paltil 8 years ago

Same

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TechMark 9 years ago

my ideal life would have me with super powers including telekenisis letting me float everywhere

AssassinBoi 9 years ago

But... In my ideal life I would never stub a toe or feel like I'm stubbing one. Paradox?

tessiebear 11 years ago

Just fly duh

s_exybeast 8 years ago

in my ideal life I’d have a fucking flying wheelchair

Animus_RainWing_NightWing_Hybrid 8 years ago

Okay, let"s think about this. If I wanted to press this, I would make myself immune to the feeling of stubbing my toe, or actually stubbing it. I would make myself taller than anybody that teases me for being short, and be able to break any law or rule wit... [Show full comment]

Ryan3nd3r 4 years ago

That, is SMORT

VirginiaHB 9 years ago

That’s a living hell

CorrosiveStar0 9 years ago

Well i clicked a button and I don't have legs I have wings and I can fly at 150 MPH! So HELL YEAH!!

MoistBiscuit 9 years ago

One word...........moped

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

My life is already ideal

jkmc1205 10 years ago

Then it wouldn't be an ideal life.

CMHammond 11 years ago

In a ideal life, ignoring the countless other things, anyone who stubs their toe(s) doesn't feel anything, and it doesn't get damaged.

Tim Lowery 13 years ago

oh look satin made a thing...

jaymock7 10 years ago

I think he means satin like the material

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Noah Warkentine 13 years ago

My ideal life is one in which I never stub my toe. Eat it.

Electric Dinosaur 10 years ago

It said it feels like it

Nathan Tebedo 13 years ago

In your Ideal life you could have a Meca-Suit that would walk you around, thus eliminating the toes problem

Luqueasaur 11 years ago

You FEEL you stub your toe, you don't necessarily do

notmi 11 years ago

Being in pain every time I take a step isn't ideal...

kstajos 10 years ago

im my ideal life a robot does everything for me

Beastov 11 years ago

Well looks like I better cut my feet off

Zantku 10 years ago

Riding hover board everywhere problem solved!

Infernox 11 years ago

Never said anything about not using a wheelchair.

Maxy988 9 years ago

How is it fucking ideal if I'm stubbing my toe. Answer is... not fucking ideal.

Bee Lord 12 years ago

Ah he'll nah >.<

Memer283882828 6 years ago

Even Satan himself hated this one

zaki43410 11 years ago

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CMHammond 11 years ago

Spam...

DrNobody 9 years ago

Who cares, get a wheelchair!

Kookeekwisp Dustin Pollack 13 years ago

In my life I walk on my hands and drink from my ass

AmyWilliams 10 years ago

NO PERSON DESERVES TO LIVE LIKE THAT! I WOULDN'T WISH THAT ON MY WORST ENEMY!

MemeHowell 10 years ago

Wheelchairs

TaterChipp007 11 years ago

Loopholes Loopholes everywhere

densch 8 years ago

don't walk, just drive!

Nightfang88 11 years ago

It would hurt, but it would be worth it

LFC_NINJA_99 11 years ago

But if I live my ideal life I wouldn't need to walk=)-/-=

Foodislove 9 years ago

My ideal life is where I can fly

mrdeth232 11 years ago

eventually you'll get used to it

NyanCat Lily 10 years ago

Id ride a hoverbord

LemaxGoodwin 9 years ago

So I'll be in a wheelchair, I can live with that. lol

Chickenlord1501 12 years ago

Then wear better shoes.

Samantha26 10 years ago

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