Will You Press The Button?

Aldebaran_Smith 8 months ago

Wheelchair

DungeonMaster25 11 years ago

My ideal life would be to not feel pain. LOOPHOLES

DrInconsiderate 9 years ago

You won't feel pain even when you have your hand on a hot pot

Justin Frank 13 years ago

In my ideal life I wouldn't need to walk

paltil 8 years ago

Same

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TechMark 9 years ago

my ideal life would have me with super powers including telekenisis letting me float everywhere

AssassinBoi 9 years ago

But... In my ideal life I would never stub a toe or feel like I'm stubbing one. Paradox?

tessiebear 11 years ago

Just fly duh

s_exybeast 8 years ago

in my ideal life I’d have a fucking flying wheelchair

Animus_RainWing_NightWing_Hybrid 8 years ago

Okay, let"s think about this. If I wanted to press this, I would make myself immune to the feeling of stubbing my toe, or actually stubbing it. I would make myself taller than anybody that teases me for being short, and be able to break any law or rule wit... [Show full comment]

Ryan3nd3r 4 years ago

That, is SMORT

VirginiaHB 9 years ago

That’s a living hell

CorrosiveStar0 9 years ago

Well i clicked a button and I don't have legs I have wings and I can fly at 150 MPH! So HELL YEAH!!

MoistBiscuit 9 years ago

One word...........moped

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

My life is already ideal

jkmc1205 10 years ago

Then it wouldn't be an ideal life.

CMHammond 11 years ago

In a ideal life, ignoring the countless other things, anyone who stubs their toe(s) doesn't feel anything, and it doesn't get damaged.

Tim Lowery 13 years ago

oh look satin made a thing...

jaymock7 10 years ago

I think he means satin like the material

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Noah Warkentine 13 years ago

My ideal life is one in which I never stub my toe. Eat it.

Electric Dinosaur 10 years ago

It said it feels like it

Nathan Tebedo 13 years ago

In your Ideal life you could have a Meca-Suit that would walk you around, thus eliminating the toes problem

Luqueasaur 11 years ago

You FEEL you stub your toe, you don't necessarily do

Gengrevious 11 years ago

What if you lose your legs huh

thetroller 10 years ago

WTF i have this app for a week and this is the 3 time that i see this one

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

my ideal life im a teleporting anti hero cleaning up the scum of the world. i dont step, i float(no legs to cut under either)

Assassin Squid 10 years ago

use a wheel chair

christian W 11 years ago

I can deal with that..................OW MY TOE!!!

FryingPanda 9 years ago

I can fly in my ideal life

Caleb McMahan 12 years ago

my ideal life involves me never feeling like i stubbed my toe, or stubbing my toe win-win loophole

catloverb 5 years ago

I DO NOT NEED THAT PIAN

samppa1337 11 years ago

In my ideal life I would have Flight. Sooooo

NavyNash 9 years ago

I already stub my toes on everything now so, I don't wanna keep doing that.....

thatbobandude 12 years ago

Hell no!

I push your button! 10 years ago

Floating loopholes

mampfer 10 years ago

In my ideal life I'll have artificial toes then.

FOS-RO-DA 7 years ago

Wait, that"s not ideal, so therefore the good would cancel out the bad.

lordkerwyn 11 years ago

well that wouldn't be ideal soo lol hole

djmario43 11 years ago

Justin

Mad_hatter9876543 9 years ago

I shun my toe every step already soooooooooo press

tydickson 11 years ago

I'm too tough for that shit

TonicGix 9 years ago

in my ideal life stubbing my toes wouldn't exist

Madmix 12 years ago

My ideal life doesn't include much walking

AG00DW1ZRD 10 years ago

My ideal life makes it to where I can float or teleport anywhere and I'd have no needs.

thegraet 2 years ago

I have a rare disorder that causes me not to feel pain so yeah I pressed the button

Crazed Coconut 11 years ago

I could fly if I had my ideal life

KINGLINUS1 10 years ago

in my ideal life i never feel pain

GAMERS2_YT 6 years ago

At first yeah this is good *reads downside* ohhhhhhh hell nooooooooo

tons o twinkies 11 years ago

wheelchairs ftw

EineKartoffel 9 years ago

Wouldn't I get used to it?

Tanatsha Brosman 13 years ago

Is everyone going to ignore the fact is says toe(s)? It's just me? Okay.

whoknows? 11 years ago

my ideal life doesnt include much pain

WolfMounty 10 years ago

meh. ill get used to it

wolfenstar 11 years ago

If this is my idea life I'll be flying.

EdwardFuller 10 years ago

Hey, It's-a-me, Edward Fuller The NUCLEAR THRONEIST! Complete with robot legs, a second pair of arms (ALSO) and the Nuclear Throne Army along side me at times. The rest? Is confidential.

joey the fox 11 years ago

My foot hurts, i don't see the problem

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