Will You Press The Button?

dogpond12 3 years ago

guys I dont get the lifespn joke can you please explain?

L_Is_Real_2401 2 years ago

Ugh, me hear you no get “lifespn” joke. Me tell you, it simple but also not simple. When we sit by fire and tell stories, sometimes we make words up to laugh. Like when we say big rock, but instead of saying rock, we say large-standing-sky-fall-slammer. It... [Show full comment]

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AltriveGetReal-Gif-293492783 3 years ago

they will know my wrath

Magrathea_Castiel 5 years ago

Oh no my a

TheWiseOldMan 10 years ago

The only thing left is lifespn.

trumpsucks 10 years ago

i dont need any "a"s. all i need is 6s and 9s

XG 5 years ago

Most people suck.

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Q_ImpracticalJokers 3 years ago

hey mustache what's up

mario_bros_shoe 3 years ago

shoe

dogpond 3 years ago

I can make creamy flatulence without the button, im good

SIenderman 3 years ago

Will you collect my pages?

BEAR_5 3 years ago

⠀⠀⠀⠀

Iplaytoowin 3 years ago

IF ORANGE OR PUMPKIN BUT APPLE BANANA ALTHO PINEAPPLE

Hannah Brohawk Jury 13 years ago

I can handle living without 'a's.

SinthTober 6 years ago

I can live with life spn

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MouseGirl 5 years ago

Lifespn

tharmofta 10 years ago

i choose a femtosecond is taken off my lifespan. it didnt say the unit

Knassen123321 9 years ago

Pikosecond

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Caribou 5 years ago

I can live with everyone spelling mine "lifespn"

DSFKLJfydsiop7zd978 5 years ago

guess I have a lifespn now

thingee 11 years ago

then I'll have an A added back to lifespan.

Zaboom 9 years ago

I'll enjoy my "lifespn" then.

Maypaws 5 years ago

As tempting as it is, I prefer to keep all the A"s in my lifespan. "Cuse, y"see, it"s little wkwrd tryin" to tlk without "em.

Creeperkiller2000 10 years ago

So it would be my lifespn?

Darragh Oldham 13 years ago

There's only one 'a' in lifespan.

[{(TheOneAndOnly)}] 10 years ago

Oh no!! When I have something I only have a lifespn

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CoalCo 9 years ago

Just want a longer lifespan

AssHar 9 years ago

My life span has no a"s. For example: if my life span is seventy years, "seventy" has no "a" in it.

Lt-marshall 10 years ago

I cn live with out sying A"s, I just did in this sentence

Samuel Wells 13 years ago

II can live with just having a lifespn

Untedbear 11 years ago

I see what you did there

Cameron Christianson 11 years ago

I would have Immortality

UnmatchedBracket 4 years ago

You mean "Immortlity"?

HaremKingSenpai 11 years ago

omg...not the "a"s...please

Luigi2964 8 years ago

I don't have smaller lifespn

Labracadabrador 8 years ago

A? A what? A WHAT?!

DarthInvaderZim 9 years ago

Assuming it is a year, I can just ask for more years.

Wonkyplaya 9 years ago

How dare they take an ‘a’ from my word lifespan, then it would just be ‘lifespn’

ChronicDepression 10 years ago

If it means a nano second, heck yeah. If not... I can live without the letter a

Allison Whealy 13 years ago

A what?? A minute? A Second?

Superduperbooperdooper 10 years ago

1/10000000000000 of an attosecond

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Dannybionic 4 years ago

The typo makes the downside pointless so, free everything😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

KaitoKuroba007 10 years ago

I can live without an a

WhiteHatHacker 9 years ago

I'll just get a giant mansion and a limo. Ez ._. and (maybe a nintendo switch and the best computer that could ever exist in a thousand years)

MeepKeep 11 years ago

"a" is taken of my lifespan? Shit. Now it's "my lifespn" ... OH WAIT, I DONT CARE.

Basketball-queen 9 years ago

I think I can live without a’s

FUZZYBEAR 11 years ago

I can live withuot an a

TheGood 2 months ago

我需要很多很多的寿命

Leafshade 12 years ago

I want immortal life. Also Anders, why not an attosecond Light only travels the distance of ONE molecule in an attosecond and the shortest time we can measure is 3 attoseconds (if i recall)

yesmann 6 years ago

a!? just an a!? im livin forever

Doflamingo 10 years ago

I want immortality and all the worlds best guns and some land in Antarctica for me to make my own country

rainbowsuzanna 10 years ago

Lifespan -a = lifespn and what does lifespn mean ?

Alejandro Garcia 13 years ago

I can handle a lifespn

Spiriling 7 years ago

Oh no I need a"s FUCK

TiroFinale 11 years ago

No real downside.

Little C 11 years ago

But then you would only have a lifespn...

DuffCheese 9 years ago

I can have a longer lifespan, so it will compensate for the part of my lifespan that is taken away.

425hikk 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

skullcakez 11 years ago

Great grammar! -.-'

Shepherd of Fire 11 years ago

Your lifespn. Okay, back to living life.

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