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You can have whatever you want, whenever you want

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Everytime you do so, a is taken off of your lifespan

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dogpond12 3 years ago

guys I dont get the lifespn joke can you please explain?

L_Is_Real_2401 2 years ago

Ugh, me hear you no get “lifespn” joke. Me tell you, it simple but also not simple. When we sit by fire and tell stories, sometimes we make words up to laugh. Like when we say big rock, but instead of saying rock, we say large-standing-sky-fall-slammer. It... [Show full comment]

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AltriveGetReal-Gif-293492783 3 years ago

they will know my wrath

Magrathea_Castiel 5 years ago

Oh no my a

TheWiseOldMan 10 years ago

The only thing left is lifespn.

trumpsucks 10 years ago

i dont need any "a"s. all i need is 6s and 9s

XG 5 years ago

Most people suck.

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Q_ImpracticalJokers 3 years ago

hey mustache what's up

mario_bros_shoe 3 years ago

shoe

dogpond 3 years ago

I can make creamy flatulence without the button, im good

SIenderman 3 years ago

Will you collect my pages?

BEAR_5 3 years ago

⠀⠀⠀⠀

Iplaytoowin 3 years ago

IF ORANGE OR PUMPKIN BUT APPLE BANANA ALTHO PINEAPPLE

Hannah Brohawk Jury 13 years ago

I can handle living without 'a's.

SinthTober 6 years ago

I can live with life spn

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MouseGirl 5 years ago

Lifespn

tharmofta 10 years ago

i choose a femtosecond is taken off my lifespan. it didnt say the unit

Knassen123321 9 years ago

Pikosecond

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Caribou 5 years ago

I can live with everyone spelling mine "lifespn"

DSFKLJfydsiop7zd978 5 years ago

guess I have a lifespn now

thingee 11 years ago

then I'll have an A added back to lifespan.

Zaboom 9 years ago

I'll enjoy my "lifespn" then.

Maypaws 5 years ago

As tempting as it is, I prefer to keep all the A"s in my lifespan. "Cuse, y"see, it"s little wkwrd tryin" to tlk without "em.

Creeperkiller2000 10 years ago

So it would be my lifespn?

Darragh Oldham 13 years ago

There's only one 'a' in lifespan.

[{(TheOneAndOnly)}] 10 years ago

Oh no!! When I have something I only have a lifespn

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CoalCo 9 years ago

Just want a longer lifespan

AssHar 9 years ago

My life span has no a"s. For example: if my life span is seventy years, "seventy" has no "a" in it.

Lt-marshall 10 years ago

I cn live with out sying A"s, I just did in this sentence

Samuel Wells 13 years ago

II can live with just having a lifespn

Untedbear 11 years ago

I see what you did there

Cameron Christianson 11 years ago

I would have Immortality

UnmatchedBracket 4 years ago

You mean "Immortlity"?

HaremKingSenpai 11 years ago

omg...not the "a"s...please

Luigi2964 8 years ago

I don't have smaller lifespn

Labracadabrador 8 years ago

A? A what? A WHAT?!

DarthInvaderZim 9 years ago

Assuming it is a year, I can just ask for more years.

Wonkyplaya 9 years ago

How dare they take an ‘a’ from my word lifespan, then it would just be ‘lifespn’

ChronicDepression 10 years ago

If it means a nano second, heck yeah. If not... I can live without the letter a

Allison Whealy 13 years ago

A what?? A minute? A Second?

Superduperbooperdooper 10 years ago

1/10000000000000 of an attosecond

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EvinBurnette 9 years ago

if you get whatever you wan,t then you can change the thing.

Diclonius 11 years ago

here have A millisecond

Tal-sol Denkberg 13 years ago

vegan world with no war i will die for it if i need

Coolk9 8 years ago

Is says whatever so just get a long lifespan simple

YatoKamisama 11 years ago

i'd have a lifespn (hah tricks on you)

Yeetaleet 4 years ago

What"s an A? I feel like removing those from my lifespan won't really do anything.

epikdude70 10 years ago

If a "" is taken off of my life every time that I get something I want, I don't see a downside!

VioletTheNerd 8 years ago

I mean. I guess a £ or something will replace it right?

angel0745 11 years ago

So my name would become Ngel?

DeltaRune1423 10 years ago

No.

Sephus 9 years ago

i think the word day or year is missing to make it complete.

ch3po 11 years ago

Well then i would have a lifespn then

Fanmau 9 years ago

Yup

BriBri0521 11 years ago

a what is taken off my lifespan? I guess there is no downside then

TeamAwesomeness 10 years ago

A year.

qacang 2 months ago

i dont care if i die because nobody loves me

bakedeath 10 years ago

There is noting coming off you lifespan LOL

Fred J. 12 years ago

Meh. I cn mnge without it.

TheButtonMuttun 6 years ago

Get a potion od immortality

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