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You can summon any drink you desire out of thin air
but
you become an alcoholic
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Johnny-Animelast year
I already drink with akechi every Saturday, no downside

Maharidlast year
What if someone don't like alcoholics? The dilemma will give nothing to them cause they will end up getting alcohol anyway... so no.

Zacattac9 years ago
summon addictol from fallout

Destructer2463 years ago
Addictol isn't a drink so nice try but no
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LiunrSnivy8 years ago
*burp* I-I'm not drunk. You thi*burp* think I'm drunk NOOOoooooooooo...*passes out*

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago
LinurSnivy, lol

Game54128 years ago
Whats the downside?

ththomas94 years ago
I just drink to enjoy the taste

AdmiralAero7 years ago
Mom says: Alcohol is your enemy. God says: Love your enemy. Case Closed.

xKitKatx4 years ago
so u love corona virus

Kris Walker12 years ago
Already there, alcohol on command is a must.

Taker_of_Hells4 years ago
Eh go to AA
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Gxvngxx8 years ago
So... I"ve pressed the button so many times that I now am a time traveler, mind reader, leader demon of the world, immortal, I can live anywhere, I can live with my 2 most beloved people in the world, I can have sex with anyone, freeze time, create my own ...[Show full comment]

Potater_boi6 years ago
GM power intensify

Bryan Strahm12 years ago
Any drink? Coca-cola and diabetes here I come.

rainbowsuzanna8 years ago
LOL
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hihello1118 years ago
WHAT IF YOU DRUNK A DROP A DAY

Dominatork1019 years ago
Im a child loophole

Dankosaurus7 years ago
Alcoholics dont necessarily drink once a alcoholic always a alcoholic my mom is a one and she doesnt drink that simple

Corn11 years ago
but i already am

gibbot5 months ago
erm... downside??

ThePurpleCharizard9 years ago
No. Never.

Captain-marvel7 years ago
That was gonna happen anyways

Suchtkrebs9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY NICHOLAS CAGE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have ...[Show full comment]

fuggin hasuken duken9 years ago
The fuck

BlazeSaber8 years ago
I dont drink alcohol

stileskatt9 years ago
Already am so..

toastedfool3 years ago
try rehab probably

chantheboss9 years ago
Im only 9 so i still be good

Panic!atmychemicalfallout9 years ago
Why is there a 9 year old on here?

Zojo O'Hurley9 years ago
Id stop being an alcoholic and then get a ton of Pepsi. #pepsiisbetterthancoke

Greystash10 years ago
This is easy I would just pay people to make me not an alcoholic, use the drinks as currency.

Gxvngxx8 years ago
Well.. Why eating pizza or French fries when you can look like Angelina fucking Jolie, Miranda Kerr, or just someone that"s hot?

Dragonflashfire7 years ago
I am not as drunk as some thinkle peep I am. (Say it aloud)

Serwan On Acid12 years ago
what are therapies for?

Coolbro16039 years ago
I lurv me sum acholcomahal

jamest59 years ago
AND then you quit being an alchoholic

235x0last year
how do i become an alcoholic? i would only drink it for the taste and its horrible! anyway the drink i got is one that gave me inter-universe teleportation , shape-shifting and data pearl manipulation also it stops me from suffering any negative affects from alcohol.

gibbot5 months ago
thats what they all say
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yukenneth449 years ago
pfft... always summon lemonade then...

DragonEXE7 years ago
Make a cure

Punnnkless9 years ago
Tequilla I summon u!

Loophole man9 years ago
Mexicans drink tequilla. GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY! YOUR FIRED!

Renesto3 years ago
I will summon milk.

iBoss9 years ago
I desire a Fanta XD lolz

ColeIsdaboss8 years ago
Lol I don't drink alcohol. Don't assume I'll just summon beer.

Emilykissler7 years ago
How could I be an a alcoholic if I don’t drink alcohol

JamesDivine10 years ago
I see no dilemma here.

AlexAttack8 years ago
gib bleach, tbx

Stan_Loves_Eminem9 years ago
Can you say soda machine?

Mommy82069 years ago
For the other one your worst fear mine is my wife fucking another man and my family dieing

KiLEdEnNis9 years ago
I took a sip from some alcoholic beverage once, technically I am an alcoholic because I tasted it, so idc

Charles-Ostrander37 years ago
Everyone already looks down on me.

callumz3 years ago
Ahh, alcohol. But what if you are under aged??

A Undertale Fan9 years ago
NO NO NO NO NOT LIKE MY FATHER OH GOD

ClubPenguinRewrittenFan8 years ago
Alcohol can damage your liver.

greekgeekwriter9 years ago
technically you don't have to drink to be an alcoholic.

Unstable_Scarlet9 years ago
There's some real expensive wine out there, that'd be fun.

cybermage9910 years ago
summons bleach for my enemies

Skuter9 years ago
Pussy fart
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