So... I"ve pressed the button so many times that I now am a time traveler, mind reader, leader demon of the world, immortal, I can live anywhere, I can live with my 2 most beloved people in the world, I can have sex with anyone, freeze time, create my own ...[Show full comment]
Id stop being an alcoholic and then get a ton of Pepsi. #pepsiisbetterthancoke
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Greystash11 years ago
This is easy I would just pay people to make me not an alcoholic, use the drinks as currency.
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Gxvngxx9 years ago
Well.. Why eating pizza or French fries when you can look like Angelina fucking Jolie, Miranda Kerr, or just someone that"s hot?
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Dragonflashfire8 years ago
I am not as drunk as some thinkle peep I am. (Say it aloud)
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Serwan On Acid13 years ago
what are therapies for?
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mybirdiscuteCh1nese4 months ago
我不会变成我爸
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Coolbro160311 years ago
I lurv me sum acholcomahal
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jamest510 years ago
AND then you quit being an alchoholic
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235x03 years ago
how do i become an alcoholic? i would only drink it for the taste and its horrible! anyway the drink i got is one that gave me inter-universe teleportation , shape-shifting and data pearl manipulation also it stops me from suffering any negative affects from alcohol.
Lol I don't drink alcohol. Don't assume I'll just summon beer.
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Punnnkless10 years ago
Tequilla I summon u!
Loophole man10 years ago
Mexicans drink tequilla. GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY! YOUR FIRED!
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AlexAttack10 years ago
gib bleach, tbx
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Stan_Loves_Eminem11 years ago
Can you say soda machine?
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Emilykissler8 years ago
How could I be an a alcoholic if I don’t drink alcohol
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JamesDivine12 years ago
I see no dilemma here.
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ReinIsReid10 months ago
I can’t medically drink alcohol already ha ha
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KiLEdEnNis11 years ago
I took a sip from some alcoholic beverage once, technically I am an alcoholic because I tasted it, so idc
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Charles-Ostrander39 years ago
Everyone already looks down on me.
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Mommy820610 years ago
For the other one your worst fear mine is my wife fucking another man and my family dieing
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ClubPenguinRewrittenFan9 years ago
Alcohol can damage your liver.
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greekgeekwriter10 years ago
technically you don't have to drink to be an alcoholic.
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callumz4 years ago
Ahh, alcohol. But what if you are under aged??
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A Undertale Fan11 years ago
NO NO NO NO NOT LIKE MY FATHER OH GOD
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Unstable_Scarlet11 years ago
There's some real expensive wine out there, that'd be fun.
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cybermage9911 years ago
summons bleach for my enemies
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Panifex8 years ago
If I never drink any alcoholic beverages, how in the world could I be an alcoholic? I would constantly be summoning sodas and juices and lemonades and other things, but not alcohol
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Denial Ganco13 years ago
Well, it doesn't say permanently.
I can just make money selling the drinks lol.
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Kazuha17 days ago
I pressed I will not cause I am muslim
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Skuter11 years ago
Pussy fart
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PaintPaint 10 years ago
Yeah but what if the drinks you summon don't contain alcohol?
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Xx_GokuLuv69_xX3 years ago
good thing i was gonna get beer!!! XD XD XD XD XD (ps. i cant drik cause im 12!)
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