Will You Press The Button?

Derpyspaghetti 10 years ago

That would equate to about 82 deaths in the average life-span. No thanks.

SteamyPizzaR0lls 4 years ago

82 instead of 200? Fuck yes

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CalebBird 9 years ago

Wait I love me and no one else, dose that mean ill die and marry my self?

Hyltran 3 years ago

I would say that you can’t press this if you can only love yourself.

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KylerLarsen 9 years ago

And with my luck the first person to die would be the love of my life. Fuck that

SleepyReapy 9 years ago

What if I hate everybody?

Brokovnik 5 years ago

you dont marry anyone and noone dies

Destroy5000 10 years ago

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Brokovnik 5 years ago

wtf

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Buzzer58 10 years ago

It wouldn't matter because one of my relatives die each year anyways

theemeraldking 3 years ago

But did you love them??????

TheNerdLord 6 years ago

That would add up really fast.

Dirty_wet_poopy_poower_hole 9 years ago

No one would die

Goldenunicorn4211 6 years ago

What about the new found love of your life?

TheOOOF 6 years ago

Uh oh... Fuck you immortality button...

Ryanmroxz 8 years ago

I'm love Justin bieber so much

Reallysoup2023 8 years ago

Doesn’t that cancel out the happy part???

NotDuckie 9 years ago

I love trump

Trouble-follows 9 years ago

So you marry the LOVE of your life, but someone you LOVE dies every year... Mmmm...pass

BUTTONBREAKER 10 years ago

well youre still happy....

Yaboimancityfan 10 years ago

Hell nah

CraftE04 11 years ago

Another thing to think about, one of the loved ones could be your wife. Your overthrown with greif and commit suicide. Not worth it. Obviously I care about the loved ones dieing too

EzBeThatPotterChick 10 years ago

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captain mcderp 11 years ago

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Hellen Kawaii 13 years ago

If I'll be happy when I can't be sad that anyone died ?! :D

Jujusala 10 years ago

What if the love of you life dies....

AF 9 years ago

I only pressed for the "happy" part. I want to be happy.

science king 10 years ago

Heartless people are actually thinking about this

captain mcderp 11 years ago

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TAOGOUDUI 4 months ago

就看"挚爱"的定义了如果只是嘴上说那么我就是顶级杀手

bradenhomseys03 11 years ago

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MohamadMogharbel 9 years ago

I"d run out of people by 30.

Gamergirl1234 5 years ago

Money can’t buy happiness.

Lord Hydra 12 years ago

But what if I don't love anyone? I married "the love of my life" for $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.

l-mitch23 10 years ago

it says you become happy, so i"m guessing you don't have to go through the grief of losing someone.

Jibanyan 11 years ago

Now I remember that I don't love anybody because I'm livin' thug life.

IAmJeesus 11 years ago

Yh dude... Thug life chose us!!!!1!1!1!1!!11!!!1!!1!1

OguzhanYigit 10 years ago

Wow there is a lot of spam here

captain mcderp 11 years ago

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Vanverd 11 years ago

That's basically real life

GamingSimon 10 years ago

What if my only love is myself? Does that mean That I am the one dying this year o.o? Hell no.

BatOutta666 11 years ago

fuck marriage

Maharid 2 years ago

Im getting old and i don't have so much loved ones, not at that level at least, so it's ok, press.

roseclaw 11 years ago

Then, I won't be happy

Xenonyx 11 years ago

Rip comments lol. The last guy spammed. The question is, if the only person I love is the one that I marry, do they die? If yes, I choose no. If no, I choose yes.

Chicoti Dungula Bmo 13 years ago

i would get drunk alot and love everyone, that way no one i "really" care about dieds. also i would lower my standers

Pyromanaic2478 10 years ago

How would you be happy

AF 9 years ago

Two of my great- grandparents lived over a hundred years. I do sports and eat healthy food. With this combined, most chances are I'll live a long life. So no.

duuuuuuuude 10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

Elemental_Cat 10 years ago

Just smite the nonbelievers

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captain mcderp 11 years ago

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