Will You Press The Button?

Derpyspaghetti9 years ago

That would equate to about 82 deaths in the average life-span. No thanks.

SteamyPizzaR0lls2 years ago

82 instead of 200? Fuck yes

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CalebBird7 years ago

Wait I love me and no one else, dose that mean ill die and marry my self?

Hyltran2 years ago

I would say that you can’t press this if you can only love yourself.

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KylerLarsen8 years ago

And with my luck the first person to die would be the love of my life. Fuck that

SleepyReapy8 years ago

What if I hate everybody?

Brokovnik3 years ago

you dont marry anyone and noone dies

Destroy50008 years ago

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Brokovnik3 years ago

wtf

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TheNerdLord5 years ago

That would add up really fast.

Buzzer589 years ago

It wouldn't matter because one of my relatives die each year anyways

theemeraldking2 years ago

But did you love them??????

TheOOOF5 years ago

Uh oh... Fuck you immortality button...

Dirty_wet_poopy_poower_hole8 years ago

No one would die

Goldenunicorn42114 years ago

What about the new found love of your life?

Ryanmroxz7 years ago

I'm love Justin bieber so much

Reallysoup20237 years ago

Doesn’t that cancel out the happy part???

NotDuckie8 years ago

I love trump

Trouble-follows8 years ago

So you marry the LOVE of your life, but someone you LOVE dies every year... Mmmm...pass

BUTTONBREAKER8 years ago

well youre still happy....

Yaboimancityfan9 years ago

Hell nah

CraftE049 years ago

Another thing to think about, one of the loved ones could be your wife. Your overthrown with greif and commit suicide. Not worth it. Obviously I care about the loved ones dieing too

EzBeThatPotterChick8 years ago

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BatOutta6669 years ago

fuck marriage

Maharid8 months ago

Im getting old and i don't have so much loved ones, not at that level at least, so it's ok, press.

roseclaw10 years ago

Then, I won't be happy

Chicoti Dungula Bmo12 years ago

i would get drunk alot and love everyone, that way no one i "really" care about dieds. also i would lower my standers

Pyromanaic24788 years ago

How would you be happy

Xenonyx9 years ago

Rip comments lol. The last guy spammed. The question is, if the only person I love is the one that I marry, do they die? If yes, I choose no. If no, I choose yes.

duuuuuuuude9 years ago

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Elemental_Cat8 years ago

Just smite the nonbelievers

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captain mcderp9 years ago

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AF7 years ago

Two of my great- grandparents lived over a hundred years. I do sports and eat healthy food. With this combined, most chances are I'll live a long life. So no.

Vulcan210 years ago

Okay, WTFF (What the f****** F***) kind of question is that?

3Dcole8 years ago

What happened if you only love yourself

annabanana105799 years ago

Im good

throwaway8 years ago

*love of your life immediately dies on year one

XBKX9 years ago

Fuck no, I prefer to be poor and sometimes sad (still too young to marry anyone so I don't care really too) than watch people I love die...

Mr_Man08162 years ago

Just says "I love you" to people you hate and don't say I love you to people you love

J4gs73ri010 years ago

Me: I WILL NOT! Wait.. I don't know anybody!

captain mcderp9 years ago

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SpiderNan7 years ago

What if you love everyone

Henrique Z C de Oliveira12 years ago

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Migdin18 years ago

I wouldmt be happy if someone i loved dies every year.

GamerTime_20029 years ago

The love of my life would die eventually because I run out of other people that I love or she is picked at random so nooope

Frisk_Dreemurr9 years ago

SANS NOOOOI

Pokeminer9 years ago

But he's already dead

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Burningcat8 years ago

82 kills, 1 death. Friggin campers

CyanSpirit9 years ago

Someone I love= the love of my life

UnicVan7 months ago

Damn, now I have to love everyone like Jesus did...

adam k10 years ago

tydickson your name is sucking D*CK

Cambournecoolboy9 years ago

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4AcesPoker4 years ago

Accidentally pressed the button (._.,)

Cedric Robillard12 years ago

This kind of decision is not worth it, giving up long term gain for momentary happiness is stupid

vincekathjames8 years ago

That is a very hard sequence

DogeMasterAlsoWhoStoleMyName7 years ago

why would i let family members and loved ones and friends kill?

captain mcderp9 years ago

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Firemaster9 years ago

No thanks I would rather not be a mass murderer

ShinyUmbreon9 years ago

I would be afraid to know anyone and become alone and insane. I couldn't do it.

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