Will You Press The Button?

Derpyspaghetti 10 years ago

That would equate to about 82 deaths in the average life-span. No thanks.

SteamyPizzaR0lls 4 years ago

82 instead of 200? Fuck yes

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CalebBird 9 years ago

Wait I love me and no one else, dose that mean ill die and marry my self?

Hyltran 3 years ago

I would say that you can’t press this if you can only love yourself.

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KylerLarsen 9 years ago

And with my luck the first person to die would be the love of my life. Fuck that

SleepyReapy 9 years ago

What if I hate everybody?

Brokovnik 5 years ago

you dont marry anyone and noone dies

Destroy5000 10 years ago

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Brokovnik 5 years ago

wtf

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Buzzer58 10 years ago

It wouldn't matter because one of my relatives die each year anyways

theemeraldking 3 years ago

But did you love them??????

TheNerdLord 6 years ago

That would add up really fast.

Dirty_wet_poopy_poower_hole 9 years ago

No one would die

Goldenunicorn4211 6 years ago

What about the new found love of your life?

TheOOOF 6 years ago

Uh oh... Fuck you immortality button...

Ryanmroxz 8 years ago

I'm love Justin bieber so much

Reallysoup2023 8 years ago

Doesn’t that cancel out the happy part???

NotDuckie 9 years ago

I love trump

Trouble-follows 9 years ago

So you marry the LOVE of your life, but someone you LOVE dies every year... Mmmm...pass

BUTTONBREAKER 10 years ago

well youre still happy....

Yaboimancityfan 10 years ago

Hell nah

CraftE04 11 years ago

Another thing to think about, one of the loved ones could be your wife. Your overthrown with greif and commit suicide. Not worth it. Obviously I care about the loved ones dieing too

EzBeThatPotterChick 10 years ago

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ShinyUmbreon 11 years ago

I would be afraid to know anyone and become alone and insane. I couldn't do it.

Firemaster 10 years ago

No thanks I would rather not be a mass murderer

jtownsend 10 years ago

It says I'll be happy... so...

BOB BACKWARDS 11 years ago

Find the ¡ and tomorrow you wiil be lucky. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Abigassdalek 10 years ago

Found it, asshole.

TherealNoobsaibot 3 years ago

I don’t know about this one, I’m already dead

Kestellbailey 11 years ago

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captain mcderp 11 years ago

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TheSuperestOfSaiyans 7 years ago

But I love you!!

Jess Hallowell 13 years ago

but for the last ten years someone I've loved has died in the same month... so basically my life but better

Migdin1 10 years ago

If you belive in god and love him..... you can figure what that means

Migdin1 10 years ago

IT MEANS YOU MIGHT KILL GOD.....

AlphaSeagull 10 years ago

Didn't need to press the button to be rich and marry the love of my life.

HorPanha 11 years ago

I would get a lot of pet ant so they can die XD

TheGoodNoodle 11 years ago

The accent I'm that text gave me a boner

ThatDerpyFox 11 years ago

What kind of... God Dammit... This is horrible. This person is horrible

TTV_him_0n_60fps 2 years ago

I LOVE NO ONE BOZO

PhoenixHeartAnime42 11 years ago

I'd love everyone, even the people I don't know, so since people die every day, no one I would be close to would die in that thingamabob SO BOOM

Opus1165 9 years ago

Well just love your enemies . 🗡😈🔪

-Sci 5 years ago

Would that also include the love of your life. You marry for tear and then they are dead and anyone else you love remotely after wards dies as well.

Simone Voch 13 years ago

I was tempted to press it. It said that I would be happy

EzBeThatPotterChick 10 years ago

No.

Cambournecoolboy 11 years ago

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captain mcderp 11 years ago

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yayma 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

SciArtHerp 9 years ago

This is practically my life in a nutshell.

Lil Gen 10 years ago

The person that dies could be the love of your life. It doesn't say otherwise.

Maraiya 11 years ago

you wouldn't really be happy though if everyone u love dies

Destroy5000 10 years ago

What is love a drug

555444hi 3 years ago

life hack: love everyone

captain mcderp 11 years ago

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DeadFox69 7 years ago

It loophole itself

Antonio Jones 13 years ago

That means the love of your life will also die

TheMatto 10 years ago

well, if i am happy that means that i will not be sad when someone dies

FlappySeal 11 years ago

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nobigdeal 10 years ago

I cannot believe if anyone presses this button

Sniperboi 9 years ago

DAMN IT I SAY NO BITCH THIS SITE IS TRASH

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