So... I"ve pressed the button so many times that I now am a time traveler, mind reader, leader demon of the world, immortal, I can live anywhere, I can live with my 2 most beloved people in the world, I can have sex with anyone, freeze time, create my own ...[Show full comment]
The fact that an alcohol ad appeared after this is perfect.
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Scarlet Spider9 years ago
You don't need to drink alcohol i don't llike it taste horrible
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Kodiak9 years ago
never said you can`t stop being an alcoholic
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Sumorooster7 years ago
Summon a drink that can cure alcholism
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Moocow13 years ago
Summon a alcoholism curing drink
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imbledings9 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]
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Boss98068 years ago
If im a alcoholic doesnt mean I HAVE to dribk alcohol
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RedLordBoss9 years ago
Well I'm Irish just so you know we all are not alcoholic but some of us are
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hihello1118 years ago
WHAT IF YOU DRUNK A DROP A DAY
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Dominatork1019 years ago
Im a child loophole
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Dankosaurus7 years ago
Alcoholics dont necessarily drink once a alcoholic always a alcoholic my mom is a one and she doesnt drink that simple
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Corn11 years ago
but i already am
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gibbot5 months ago
erm... downside??
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ThePurpleCharizard9 years ago
No. Never.
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Captain-marvel7 years ago
That was gonna happen anyways
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Suchtkrebs9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY NICHOLAS CAGE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have ...[Show full comment]
fuggin hasuken duken9 years ago
The fuck
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chantheboss9 years ago
Im only 9 so i still be good
Panic!atmychemicalfallout9 years ago
Why is there a 9 year old on here?
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BlazeSaber8 years ago
I dont drink alcohol
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stileskatt9 years ago
Already am so..
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toastedfool3 years ago
try rehab probably
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Gxvngxx8 years ago
Well.. Why eating pizza or French fries when you can look like Angelina fucking Jolie, Miranda Kerr, or just someone that"s hot?
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Zojo O'Hurley9 years ago
Id stop being an alcoholic and then get a ton of Pepsi. #pepsiisbetterthancoke
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Greystash10 years ago
This is easy I would just pay people to make me not an alcoholic, use the drinks as currency.
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Coolbro16039 years ago
I lurv me sum acholcomahal
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Dragonflashfire7 years ago
I am not as drunk as some thinkle peep I am. (Say it aloud)
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