You can summon any drink you desire out of thin air
but
you become an alcoholic
I will not

Zacattac 11 years ago
summon addictol from fallout

Destructer246 5 years ago
Addictol isn't a drink so nice try but no
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Johnny-Anime 3 years ago
I already drink with akechi every Saturday, no downside

Maharid 3 years ago
What if someone don't like alcoholics? The dilemma will give nothing to them cause they will end up getting alcohol anyway... so no.

LiunrSnivy 10 years ago
*burp* I-I'm not drunk. You thi*burp* think I'm drunk NOOOoooooooooo...*passes out*

Drawesomethewizard 10 years ago
LinurSnivy, lol

Game5412 10 years ago
Whats the downside?

AdmiralAero 9 years ago
Mom says: Alcohol is your enemy. God says: Love your enemy. Case Closed.

xKitKatx 6 years ago
so u love corona virus

ththomas9 5 years ago
I just drink to enjoy the taste

Kris Walker 13 years ago
Already there, alcohol on command is a must.

Taker_of_Hells 5 years ago
Eh go to AA
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Gxvngxx 9 years ago
So... I"ve pressed the button so many times that I now am a time traveler, mind reader, leader demon of the world, immortal, I can live anywhere, I can live with my 2 most beloved people in the world, I can have sex with anyone, freeze time, create my own ... [Show full comment]

Potater_boi 7 years ago
GM power intensify

Bryan Strahm 13 years ago
Any drink? Coca-cola and diabetes here I come.

rainbowsuzanna 9 years ago
LOL
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hihello111 10 years ago
WHAT IF YOU DRUNK A DROP A DAY

Dominatork101 11 years ago
Im a child loophole

Dankosaurus 8 years ago
Alcoholics dont necessarily drink once a alcoholic always a alcoholic my mom is a one and she doesnt drink that simple

Corn 12 years ago
but i already am

gibbot 2 years ago
erm... downside??

ThePurpleCharizard 11 years ago
No. Never.

Captain-marvel 9 years ago
That was gonna happen anyways

Suchtkrebs 10 years ago
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fuggin hasuken duken 10 years ago
The fuck

BlazeSaber 9 years ago
I dont drink alcohol

stileskatt 10 years ago
Already am so..

toastedfool 4 years ago
try rehab probably

chantheboss 11 years ago
Im only 9 so i still be good

Panic!atmychemicalfallout 11 years ago
Why is there a 9 year old on here?

Zojo O'Hurley 11 years ago
Id stop being an alcoholic and then get a ton of Pepsi. #pepsiisbetterthancoke

Greystash 11 years ago
This is easy I would just pay people to make me not an alcoholic, use the drinks as currency.

Gxvngxx 9 years ago
Well.. Why eating pizza or French fries when you can look like Angelina fucking Jolie, Miranda Kerr, or just someone that"s hot?

Dragonflashfire 8 years ago
I am not as drunk as some thinkle peep I am. (Say it aloud)

Serwan On Acid 13 years ago
what are therapies for?

mybirdiscuteCh1nese 4 months ago
我不会变成我爸

Coolbro1603 11 years ago
I lurv me sum acholcomahal

jamest5 10 years ago
AND then you quit being an alchoholic

235x0 3 years ago
how do i become an alcoholic? i would only drink it for the taste and its horrible! anyway the drink i got is one that gave me inter-universe teleportation , shape-shifting and data pearl manipulation also it stops me from suffering any negative affects from alcohol.

gibbot 2 years ago
thats what they all say
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yukenneth44 11 years ago
pfft... always summon lemonade then...

DragonEXE 9 years ago
Make a cure

Renesto 5 years ago
I will summon milk.

iBoss 11 years ago
I desire a Fanta XD lolz

ColeIsdaboss 9 years ago
Lol I don't drink alcohol. Don't assume I'll just summon beer.

Punnnkless 10 years ago
Tequilla I summon u!

Loophole man 10 years ago
Mexicans drink tequilla. GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY! YOUR FIRED!

AlexAttack 10 years ago
gib bleach, tbx

Stan_Loves_Eminem 11 years ago
Can you say soda machine?

Emilykissler 8 years ago
How could I be an a alcoholic if I don’t drink alcohol

JamesDivine 12 years ago
I see no dilemma here.

ReinIsReid 10 months ago
I can’t medically drink alcohol already ha ha

KiLEdEnNis 11 years ago
I took a sip from some alcoholic beverage once, technically I am an alcoholic because I tasted it, so idc

Charles-Ostrander3 9 years ago
Everyone already looks down on me.

Mommy8206 10 years ago
For the other one your worst fear mine is my wife fucking another man and my family dieing

ClubPenguinRewrittenFan 9 years ago
Alcohol can damage your liver.

greekgeekwriter 10 years ago
technically you don't have to drink to be an alcoholic.

callumz 4 years ago
Ahh, alcohol. But what if you are under aged??

A Undertale Fan 11 years ago
NO NO NO NO NOT LIKE MY FATHER OH GOD

Unstable_Scarlet 11 years ago
There's some real expensive wine out there, that'd be fun.
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