So... I"ve pressed the button so many times that I now am a time traveler, mind reader, leader demon of the world, immortal, I can live anywhere, I can live with my 2 most beloved people in the world, I can have sex with anyone, freeze time, create my own ...[Show full comment]
Alcoholics dont necessarily drink once a alcoholic always a alcoholic my mom is a one and she doesnt drink that simple
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Corn12 years ago
but i already am
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gibbot2 years ago
erm... downside??
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ThePurpleCharizard11 years ago
No. Never.
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Captain-marvel9 years ago
That was gonna happen anyways
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Suchtkrebs10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY NICHOLAS CAGE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have ...[Show full comment]
fuggin hasuken duken10 years ago
The fuck
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BlazeSaber9 years ago
I dont drink alcohol
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stileskatt10 years ago
Already am so..
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toastedfool4 years ago
try rehab probably
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chantheboss11 years ago
Im only 9 so i still be good
Panic!atmychemicalfallout11 years ago
Why is there a 9 year old on here?
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Zojo O'Hurley11 years ago
Id stop being an alcoholic and then get a ton of Pepsi. #pepsiisbetterthancoke
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Greystash11 years ago
This is easy I would just pay people to make me not an alcoholic, use the drinks as currency.
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Gxvngxx9 years ago
Well.. Why eating pizza or French fries when you can look like Angelina fucking Jolie, Miranda Kerr, or just someone that"s hot?
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Dragonflashfire8 years ago
I am not as drunk as some thinkle peep I am. (Say it aloud)
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Serwan On Acid13 years ago
what are therapies for?
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mybirdiscuteCh1nese4 months ago
我不会变成我爸
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Coolbro160311 years ago
I lurv me sum acholcomahal
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jamest510 years ago
AND then you quit being an alchoholic
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235x03 years ago
how do i become an alcoholic? i would only drink it for the taste and its horrible! anyway the drink i got is one that gave me inter-universe teleportation , shape-shifting and data pearl manipulation also it stops me from suffering any negative affects from alcohol.
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