You can find a cure for cancer...
but
... you'll contract terminal cancer yourself and, within a year, go down in history as the last person to ever get it.
I will not

Zombiefreak 10 years ago
But I found the cure for cancer I could cure myself it doesnt say I couldnt cure myself I could still go down in history then as the last person to get it plus it doesnt say you died at all it just says u go down in history

joels 4 years ago
i think they meant that ur uncurable
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Zeldafan2003 10 years ago
Famous for two things? Great!

Hypocritical-Carrot 5 years ago
Lol

TheArkerportian 10 years ago
Someone has to go and find out what a dilemma is.

jkmc1205 10 years ago
Then I cure my cancer.

derpydude64 9 years ago
"Better for one man to die for a nation than a whole nation to die for one man." -some person who"s name I can't remember

StrudelCutie4427 6 years ago
LOL that"s me with quotes.

Ravenclaw-4-life 9 years ago
Countless life"s are worth mine

TheRealSatan 4 years ago
Jayden Lucas?
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Sergiski 10 years ago
Fuuck

dchapelle 10 years ago
We need cancer. Without cancer, the population would grow out of control and we"d end up starving ourselves

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
@JustKiddingSeriously In fact, if people were condensed enough, then the entire population could fit in an area that is not much bigger than Rhode Island (source: What if? by Randall Munroe).
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djcool232 10 years ago
I"ve always wanted to be remembered as a hero..... *insperational tears in eyes*

Mattrthurman 9 years ago
Not my problem to be catching

CeylanSzer 9 years ago
So everyone will know me as the last person has cancer but not how ı cured it.

willsnephew 9 years ago
but if its terminal you'll die

napstablook7 10 years ago
I want the world to live, i rather have them happy than me.

Underfell_W.D._Gaster 10 years ago
Ω§<<θ $_!%"×€@μ¥Ω° (Hello napstablook)

Intactical 10 years ago
That"d be cool

man-these-are-so-dumb 6 years ago
i cure myself simple

JoJo_Enjoyer 3 years ago
(No, the rule says you die, so you can't cure yourself). First of all, i don't wanna die, what's the point of making the world better if there is no me in it? Second, it wouldn't even make it better. Canser is one of the only things keeping us from complet... [Show full comment]

Aserthreto 6 years ago
Just get the cure you dipshit. If you know what the cure is make or get someone else to make it for you.

TheRandomNerd 10 years ago
Um.... Wouldn't you go down in history for curing cancer in the first place?

BladeoftheArbiter 8 years ago
Just cure urself

Jean Has No Life 10 years ago
I already have cancer, and it didn't say I couldn't cure myself

sLeePleSsNiGhtS 10 years ago
YOUR PROFILEPICTURE MAKES ME CRY

Myth Plays 10 years ago
I Will definitely sacrifice myself for the others.

SeaDragon1 last year
For us!

Panifex 9 years ago
Note that it never says you will die from it. It just says you will contract it. And I know it says terminal, but you can use your cure to fix that little snafu.

Listeru 4 years ago
Famous for 2 things and rish as hell because I am the only person that knows how to make it.

PressTheButton!!!! 9 years ago
I just had a button almost exactly like this lol. Wow. Here is the link : http://www.willyoupressthebutton.com/12058

GameBoyR 6 years ago
Just fucking cure my own cancer ya moron

DickTickler33 10 years ago
this is the most stupid button i've ever come across

magicfishcloudchicken78 10 years ago
not for me I've seen way worse

WarmTortilla 8 years ago
I see no downside

minimegaman090 2 years ago
damn, i can imagine how LEGENDARY my headstone would look. "LAST EVER CANCER PATIENT" fucking amazing

jondoe27 11 years ago
will i also be know to cure it?

masonfromstatefarm 6 years ago
Upside? Cancer is population control

TheQuietSky 7 years ago
Note that the question says "...GET it" not DIE from it

Rem-chan 10 years ago
I don't wanna cure it, we become more overpopulatet than

marioeqw 9 years ago
we already have a cure to cancer

TeoWillPressTheButton 10 years ago
i get terminal cancer BUT i have a cure for it so fuck you button

Normaliniy 7 months ago
That sounds super epic

Aiiwinxd 3 years ago
I doesn't care about humanity after all

Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg 9 years ago
There is a cure for cancer......

Cannot_think_of_username 6 years ago
Imma cure myself

jellybro97 10 years ago
never says u die

snivy641 10 years ago
this poop isn't poopy enough

USGC 8 years ago
Never said I couldn't cure myself

Nagatodude 2 years ago
I'll take that bullet

Chiaroscuro-chan 11 years ago
I will die for humanity!

ShadowMarco 10 years ago
worth it

thekingofmemes 5 years ago
just give yourself the cure DUH

Morro6223 7 years ago
It says 69 lol

Pyrotechnical 10 years ago
If you go down as the last person to get it, you cured it for the future. So if you cure yourself, there's no way you would die.

Somebodytouchamyspagghet 9 years ago
Just get it the second before you die. Boom you technically died of cancer

Judge 3 years ago
then I cure myself

Sniperboi 9 years ago
if you can find a cure for cancer, then you can cure yourself?
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