You become the second Emperor of the United States of America and inherit unchallenged and legal dictatorial powers over the entire North American continent.
but
Because you undermine Western democracy by virtue of your existence, you are now at total war with the rest of the civilized world until you either defeat your enemies or are executed.
I will not


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Siennja8 years ago
Who is the first

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
Sylvan Hektar, in some reality.

epikdude709 years ago
World peace please...

DangGal2048 years ago
what does that mean?

cow4cow9 years ago
Chica

Leanne Atley12 years ago
Since when does "Emperor of the United States" = control over Canada, Mexico and Central America? -_-

TinaLucia2 years ago
And the Caribbean
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Rylan Vincent12 years ago
Who was the first? Am I missing something in my history class?

ASAF_Telis6 years ago
The first one was just a crazy guy. He really wasn't a bad person, so people were nice with him.
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Todd Wright12 years ago
I AM MECHA HITLER

idiot_999999999999999999999999999999999999999999994 years ago
wat

Zachary Grice12 years ago
My attack will be swift in merciless

Colton Schnaitter12 years ago
Time to undermine western democracy - in the OTHER direction. ANARCHY BITCHES!

Geronimo Faceplant12 years ago
Democracy just silly. Since when was is sensible to give equal weight everyones opinions?

Fnaaf10 years ago
No upside ugh too much work for me

Rabbitsrule049 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

SupaZMan5 years ago
So basically if you push this button you become Palpatine

JexMinecrafan9 years ago
too much like a school lesson

usernameofbitch7 years ago
YOU CAN NUKE YOUR ENEMIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ellen Stronach12 years ago
tl;dr

Gaylordfucker9 years ago
Bring it the fuck onnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!

PigGamer8 years ago
Bulid a wall NAH BUILD A BOMB

Mastergodown8 years ago
Build a bomb workshop

Rainbow_Llamacorn9 years ago
who the hell would wanna do that?!?!?

Agendergorilla8 years ago
MAKE AMERICA GREEN AGAIN. I"d basically figure out better ways to help environmental problems and make sure money is distributed evenly. More homes for homeless people and everyone gets cake on their birthday. Also people with health problems need more mon...[Show full comment]

MatBoi74 years ago
1. there is no emperor 2. who was the first?

A person10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

Awsumdude1019 years ago
I dont get it

ViVofit6 years ago
Loop hole the ua is the strongest world power by military force

ffffff10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

Coolcon9 years ago
You woulld get destroyed by Russia and UK

Kyle Freeman12 years ago
sounds like fun to me

sonicwind9 years ago
"Emperor of U.S.A." LMAO!

kircial9 years ago
fuck USA so no if it was europe maybe

xXxxPu$$yslayerxXx9 years ago
Too long m8 Too long m8 Too long m8 Too long m8 Too long m8 Too long m8 Too long m8 Too long m8 Too long m8 Too long m8 Too long m8 Too long m8 Too long m8 Too long m8 Too long m8 Too long m8 Too long m8 Too long m8 Too long m8 Too long m8 Too long m8 Too ...[Show full comment]

Devil_ded10 months ago
Yeah too complicated for me to even think about it,just press the button,it will be an adventure for everyone whether as a chic villain or as a hawt hero 👍😅👍

TheWingedBunting9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

TheGiratina278 years ago
Actually, America is a republic.

Nathan Martin12 years ago
Is mrs. Obama pregnant, by any chance?

Lukoa3184 years ago
Why the hell would I want to be a Emperor of the USA.

tydickson10 years ago
Ty Dickson

WafleNotPankake8 years ago
Who was the first emperor?

Pastabutton9 years ago
I will bathe in the blood of my enemies!

Commissar9 years ago
In dedicato imperatum ultra articulo mortis

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
i have a plan. think refugees like now but i develop a mind manipulation serum. give it to them all, they take over for me.

Killaboi9367 years ago
“Emperor” boi

the b-rad5659 years ago
Who was the first emperor?

Plantsking8258 years ago
Was this written by a guy that wants to become a tyrant?

Dietrich Vincent Gossmeyer12 years ago
this is the first real logical question i have found on this site

OddaTheBoss9 years ago
so you become donald trump if he won the election

EmmieAfton8 years ago
The flip?

dudebro1019 years ago
Ok I hear by nominate Dayton Johnson of Newfoundland as my successor

Linkus2 years ago
I see this as an absolute win!

coute10 years ago
Ugh, that sounds like too much work. I'd rather just play video games.

NightFury_6169 years ago
Who was the first emperor? Nicholas Cage?
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