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You become the second Emperor of the United States of America and inherit unchallenged and legal dictatorial powers over the entire North American continent.
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Because you undermine Western democracy by virtue of your existence, you are now at total war with the rest of the civilized world until you either defeat your enemies or are executed.
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Siennja 10 years ago
Who is the first

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
Sylvan Hektar, in some reality.

epikdude70 10 years ago
World peace please...

DangGal204 9 years ago
what does that mean?

cow4cow 11 years ago
Chica

Leanne Atley 13 years ago
Since when does "Emperor of the United States" = control over Canada, Mexico and Central America? -_-

TinaLucia 4 years ago
And the Caribbean
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Rylan Vincent 13 years ago
Who was the first? Am I missing something in my history class?

ASAF_Telis 7 years ago
The first one was just a crazy guy. He really wasn't a bad person, so people were nice with him.
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Todd Wright 13 years ago
I AM MECHA HITLER

idiot_99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 6 years ago
wat

Zachary Grice 13 years ago
My attack will be swift in merciless

Geronimo Faceplant 13 years ago
Democracy just silly. Since when was is sensible to give equal weight everyones opinions?

Colton Schnaitter 13 years ago
Time to undermine western democracy - in the OTHER direction. ANARCHY BITCHES!

Commissar 10 years ago
In dedicato imperatum ultra articulo mortis

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago
i have a plan. think refugees like now but i develop a mind manipulation serum. give it to them all, they take over for me.

Killaboi936 9 years ago
“Emperor” boi

the b-rad565 11 years ago
Who was the first emperor?

Plantsking825 9 years ago
Was this written by a guy that wants to become a tyrant?

Dietrich Vincent Gossmeyer 13 years ago
this is the first real logical question i have found on this site

OddaTheBoss 10 years ago
so you become donald trump if he won the election

EmmieAfton 10 years ago
The flip?

dudebro101 11 years ago
Ok I hear by nominate Dayton Johnson of Newfoundland as my successor

Linkus 3 years ago
I see this as an absolute win!

coute 11 years ago
Ugh, that sounds like too much work. I'd rather just play video games.

NightFury_616 11 years ago
Who was the first emperor? Nicholas Cage?

noobte 6 years ago
Pretty soon that will actually be possible with the liberal gun control laws

tilmoph 12 years ago
first Emperor was named Norton. It was never official, but dude was cool enough. For those asking

tralala trelele trilili 10 years ago
America has no emporers

Coolieo420 9 years ago
I didn't have the time to read that

Zac Houston 13 years ago
My rule would be one of peace and prosperity... so the rest of the world would have to become evil to attack me. Then, I just nuke them all for their evil ways!

long6pro 10 years ago
When did USA have an Emperor ??

r0b0ticj3lyfish 11 years ago
dude... im Canadian... I DONT CARE ABOUT YOU'RE F**KING DICTATORSHIP

AnonymousBrowser 11 years ago
1. Got bored of reading it. 2. How in the f*ck is The Emperor of THE UNITED STATES control Canada, Mexico, and CA? >->

Devil_ded 2 years ago
So basically I'm Hitler then

angela 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

Sweggyy 10 years ago
There is no emperor of the USA

Eric Lee Cusick 13 years ago
World domination or bust!!!

KylomaskPushyButton 6 years ago
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

XavierAsad 11 years ago
Challenge accepted

PriscillaLacaillade 10 years ago
You mean president idiots

Latoofly 11 years ago
TL;DR

Rand Al'thor 13 years ago
VIVA-LA-'MURICA

Sebi_ 10 years ago
Wtf is this

CaptinGamer 11 years ago
U.S.A has never had an emperor.

Anonumous 9 years ago
I already got powers suckas WHEEEP

RLDBeastguy64 10 years ago
I can win, 100% Guarenteed.

katie:v 11 years ago
We have an emperor xD

EdgyPotato 9 years ago
Do you guys know how to make your dillemmas visible to other players/showing up in the game? I have 3 made for a few months and no clicks. Do you have to have a certain amount of points?

Nathan Sabatini 13 years ago
ALL DA NUKES!!

CN Berry 3 years ago
i‘m Chinese

ArmedSpirit 11 years ago
Only two human beings can change the foundations of society.Markiplier and BlowettyWild can save this world from iniquity!

Gem-Gem 10 years ago
Why would you? Dum idea

Kozuto 11 years ago
Too many words
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