32709 (32%) 68039 (68%)
32709 (32%) people have pressed this button, while 68039 (68%) did not.
You become the second Emperor of the United States of America and inherit unchallenged and legal dictatorial powers over the entire North American continent.
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Because you undermine Western democracy by virtue of your existence, you are now at total war with the rest of the civilized world until you either defeat your enemies or are executed.
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Siennja8 years ago
Who is the first

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
Sylvan Hektar, in some reality.

epikdude709 years ago
World peace please...

DangGal2048 years ago
what does that mean?

cow4cow9 years ago
Chica

Leanne Atley12 years ago
Since when does "Emperor of the United States" = control over Canada, Mexico and Central America? -_-

TinaLucia2 years ago
And the Caribbean
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Rylan Vincent12 years ago
Who was the first? Am I missing something in my history class?

ASAF_Telis6 years ago
The first one was just a crazy guy. He really wasn't a bad person, so people were nice with him.
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Todd Wright12 years ago
I AM MECHA HITLER

idiot_999999999999999999999999999999999999999999994 years ago
wat

Zachary Grice12 years ago
My attack will be swift in merciless

Colton Schnaitter12 years ago
Time to undermine western democracy - in the OTHER direction. ANARCHY BITCHES!

Geronimo Faceplant12 years ago
Democracy just silly. Since when was is sensible to give equal weight everyones opinions?

XSane9 years ago
Wtf? Emperor of the US? I thought we had presidents dumbass

SAVVY_BOY7 years ago
Whoever created this question is a fucking dumbass. Has he ever taken American History!?

Elise Lane12 years ago
I'm English

h4ndsomeJ9 years ago
#militaryadvantages

Lol77yby67u8 years ago
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Brian Lubimov12 years ago
Come at me universe!!

BobDobbs9 years ago
Being a dictator would dishonor the memory of Norton I, first Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico.

NightHunterHD9 years ago
EVERYONE GO INTO WAR OR HE DIES BRUTALLY I SAY THAT

InsanityIsLife9 years ago
I DONT KNOW WAT DAT MEANS!!!! SO I DONT CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cow4cow9 years ago
Shut the fuck up

SilentJill3454 years ago
Nope i don't take big jobs

BobaFett10 years ago
'MURICA, FUCK YEAH.

Japsterman8 years ago
I didn't want to read all so i said no

DanielBright7 years ago
Who Else Was Too Lazy Too Read It?

RJwriter11 years ago
Who was the first Emperor of the US?

Coolcon9 years ago
I dont see the upside I would hate to rule USA Although i wouldnt mind ruling canada if it werent for the UK and Russia nuking me

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
sounds like WWII a little. entire continent.

lildoomkitty9 years ago
My first rule is to get out of my country. I don't care where you go, just not here. My best friends and boyfriend are exempt from this rule, and I'm not making any others, seeing as there is an empty country that I am ruling. Then, I hide from my enemies.

TheMiningMushroom9 years ago
I'm American not Merican, Freedom always reigns supreme!

Zer0billion8 years ago
Too many words, I didn't press it because I had no idea what it was saying...

iEATBUGSlast year
erm................ downside????

Dk_the_gr810 years ago
the second?

Progidal8 years ago
I can't trust myself with that kind of power

frisk/chara9 years ago
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Rabbitsrule049 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

SupaZMan5 years ago
So basically if you push this button you become Palpatine

Fnaaf10 years ago
No upside ugh too much work for me

JexMinecrafan9 years ago
too much like a school lesson

usernameofbitch7 years ago
YOU CAN NUKE YOUR ENEMIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ellen Stronach12 years ago
tl;dr

PigGamer8 years ago
Bulid a wall NAH BUILD A BOMB

Mastergodown8 years ago
Build a bomb workshop

Rainbow_Llamacorn9 years ago
who the hell would wanna do that?!?!?

Gaylordfucker9 years ago
Bring it the fuck onnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!

MatBoi74 years ago
1. there is no emperor 2. who was the first?

A person10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

Agendergorilla8 years ago
MAKE AMERICA GREEN AGAIN. I"d basically figure out better ways to help environmental problems and make sure money is distributed evenly. More homes for homeless people and everyone gets cake on their birthday. Also people with health problems need more mon...[Show full comment]

ViVofit6 years ago
Loop hole the ua is the strongest world power by military force

ffffff10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

Coolcon9 years ago
You woulld get destroyed by Russia and UK

Awsumdude1019 years ago
I dont get it

sonicwind9 years ago
"Emperor of U.S.A." LMAO!
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