you can teleport to any location on earth
but
you cannot decide where and it only happens when you sneeze
I will not


DontTrustTheOof5 years ago
*ACHOO*-lands on the middle of the ocean- oh sh#

Nazi Pineapple9 years ago
*Sneeze* -lands at the bottom of the pacific ocean- Shit

Kayleigh Tanguay12 years ago
*ACHOO* -lands in school- shit

FantasyKitten8 years ago
XD Ya thats me in the morning.
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Bushi009 years ago
I'm allergic to pollen, which has given me a very sensitive nose, allowing me to sneeze on command. *Presses button"

Thisdudeiscool8 years ago
*ACHOO*-lands in the middle of an anime-F***!

AdamOtakuGamer7 years ago
Just imagine catching a cold xD

SAMUELGAMING7 years ago
oh my god..

Disco249 years ago
*ACHOO* Lands at some old ladys house "uh... yo???"

YanichelFuentes7 years ago
Breeehhhh

DystopianResident7 years ago
HACHOO- *lands 1500 miles underground* - mmf!

Brennon Wilson9 years ago
*achoo* school *achoo* skatepark *achoo* inside your gf

knorrway9 years ago
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DontTrustTheOof5 years ago
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BiAndReady2Die7 years ago
Imagine this happening to you for the first time. You’re in the middle of an exam and you sneeze. Then when you open your eyes, you’re on top of the Sphinx. And you’re like “How did I get here?”

FlowerCat7 years ago
What if you never sneeze or you land in your ex"s house (...)

rocketiermaster7 years ago
"Million Dollars, But..." much? And you don't even get the million dollars...

BartekTomasik7 years ago
Fuck, i"m stuck in the core of the Earth.

talks2self8 years ago
Keep the pepper handy if you land in Guantanamo Bay

Xavier_the_dimwitted8 years ago
Imagine this, you sneeze and teleport inside someone (literally), what happens to the person?

Woody3047 years ago
What happens to you?

Parker2378 years ago
70% of earth"s surface is water. I find this quite problematic.

I-dont-get-it-why-do-I-have-to-put-my-name-here8 years ago
I would make the greek god real, i dont care what happens to me, i probebly wouldnt have gotten to alysum or even aspodel

Michael smith8 years ago
This could teleport u to sooo many bad places lol

Xavier_the_dimwitted8 years ago
Like Auschwitz?

Emily Hard12 years ago
I can imagine that, getting yelled at by my parents or something, sneezing, then lending up in Narnia

Krusek8 years ago
Narnia is not on earth. It is its own universe(s) that are cut off from earth unless you have the tools to get there.

Alex Strange12 years ago
Is anybody else reminded of that one X-Men Evolution episode where Kurt got sick and sneezed and whenever he sneezed he teleported?

AaronSilva8 years ago
Yes

Elizabeth Beasley12 years ago
Does this mean I have to find normal means to get back home?? And what if I sneeze in the shower? I don't wanna be naked and soapy in the middle of Times Square or a congressional hearing. This also makes me feel sorry for people I know who sneeze about 1...[Show full comment]

Jacob Sargent12 years ago
Anyone who knows me knows I would be teleporting a lot

Kuni Si12 years ago
Quick grab my arm *sneezes* Okay bye *sneezes again*

Charlie Banks12 years ago
sure hope I can sneeze underwater, since the ocean Is everywhere...

Xx_BlackLight_xX9 years ago
What if you teleport inside the planet?...

Plutogreen1237 years ago
Ugh I hate schoo.. sneeze darn it I am at the middle of the sea

Risuno 10 years ago
Shit I teleported into a volcano

Rebeca Maldonado12 years ago
I sneeze a lot... That'll be a bit crazy,

Ishqasim7 years ago
This was from an episode of "million dollars but", a show with a similar concept to this site, on roosterteeth

Sudokori 10 years ago
I would be like the doctor. They would make a tv show about me.

meatloave10 months ago
AHHHHH CHOOOO !!! I land in the lobby of the medical facility where Charles Adair created the procedure to turn Powereds into Supers

FlameBlaze9 years ago
Andò if got sick what can happen?? XD

Apollo9243 years ago
I shall pray I don’t get sick.

DarkPit10069 years ago
Pinch your nose so you don't sneeze when you don't want to and fly back home on a plane.

CarlyBeth11 years ago
i would use it if i wanted to, only in emergencies.

Viper_gaming5 years ago
What if I sneeze during sex holly shit I might ejaclate into a volcano and be naked any agreement.

Toy94Chica10 years ago
i will fall in a pit of sharks

Rampager 8 years ago
I never sneeze

Sierra Dealwithit Bull12 years ago
i would sneeze and say where i want to go and maybe that would work. and i would bring a lot of pepper with me

BeingAwesom9 years ago
What if I teleport to space?

SAMUELGAMING7 years ago
*ACHOO* -is next to kim jong un- oh uhhh... hi?

tydickson10 years ago
Ty Dickson

LTFORTNITERlast year
Imagine hayfever

johnny gat that sort of right guy9 years ago
uw might be in lave so u wil die

D YellowMadness7 years ago
So you sneeze & never get home. Also, you'll probably drown in the ocean. And there"s no upside.

m00man9910 years ago
FREE TRAVEL

WitherWolf109 years ago
*AFGCHOO* -Lands in Jail- CRAP *AFGCHOO* -Lands in School- *Commits suicide*

Mike90907 years ago
WHat is the upside? The chance is 1 out of 1.904.711 if speaking about ony cities, and then multiply that by a lot because places in cities, and adding for places with no cities so over 1.000.000.000.000 possibilities (1 trillion) so 1/1.000.000.000.000 o...[Show full comment]

Andrew Marinelli11 years ago
*sneezes* ends up in a volcano*---No thanks...
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