you can teleport to any location on earth
but
you cannot decide where and it only happens when you sneeze
I will not

DontTrustTheOof 7 years ago
*ACHOO*-lands on the middle of the ocean- oh sh#

Nazi Pineapple 10 years ago
*Sneeze* -lands at the bottom of the pacific ocean- Shit

Kayleigh Tanguay 13 years ago
*ACHOO* -lands in school- shit

FantasyKitten 9 years ago
XD Ya thats me in the morning.
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Bushi00 10 years ago
I'm allergic to pollen, which has given me a very sensitive nose, allowing me to sneeze on command. *Presses button"

Thisdudeiscool 10 years ago
*ACHOO*-lands in the middle of an anime-F***!

Disco24 10 years ago
*ACHOO* Lands at some old ladys house "uh... yo???"

YanichelFuentes 9 years ago
Breeehhhh

AdamOtakuGamer 8 years ago
Just imagine catching a cold xD

SAMUELGAMING 8 years ago
oh my god..

DystopianResident 9 years ago
HACHOO- *lands 1500 miles underground* - mmf!

Brennon Wilson 11 years ago
*achoo* school *achoo* skatepark *achoo* inside your gf

knorrway 11 years ago
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DontTrustTheOof 7 years ago
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BiAndReady2Die 8 years ago
Imagine this happening to you for the first time. You’re in the middle of an exam and you sneeze. Then when you open your eyes, you’re on top of the Sphinx. And you’re like “How did I get here?”

FlowerCat 9 years ago
What if you never sneeze or you land in your ex"s house (...)

rocketiermaster 9 years ago
"Million Dollars, But..." much? And you don't even get the million dollars...

BartekTomasik 9 years ago
Fuck, i"m stuck in the core of the Earth.

talks2self 9 years ago
Keep the pepper handy if you land in Guantanamo Bay

Emily Hard 13 years ago
I can imagine that, getting yelled at by my parents or something, sneezing, then lending up in Narnia

Krusek 9 years ago
Narnia is not on earth. It is its own universe(s) that are cut off from earth unless you have the tools to get there.

Xavier_the_dimwitted 10 years ago
Imagine this, you sneeze and teleport inside someone (literally), what happens to the person?

Woody304 8 years ago
What happens to you?

Parker237 10 years ago
70% of earth"s surface is water. I find this quite problematic.

I-dont-get-it-why-do-I-have-to-put-my-name-here 10 years ago
I would make the greek god real, i dont care what happens to me, i probebly wouldnt have gotten to alysum or even aspodel

Michael smith 10 years ago
This could teleport u to sooo many bad places lol

Xavier_the_dimwitted 10 years ago
Like Auschwitz?

Alex Strange 13 years ago
Is anybody else reminded of that one X-Men Evolution episode where Kurt got sick and sneezed and whenever he sneezed he teleported?

AaronSilva 9 years ago
Yes

Elizabeth Beasley 13 years ago
Does this mean I have to find normal means to get back home?? And what if I sneeze in the shower? I don't wanna be naked and soapy in the middle of Times Square or a congressional hearing. This also makes me feel sorry for people I know who sneeze about 1... [Show full comment]

Jacob Sargent 13 years ago
Anyone who knows me knows I would be teleporting a lot

Kuni Si 13 years ago
Quick grab my arm *sneezes* Okay bye *sneezes again*

Charlie Banks 13 years ago
sure hope I can sneeze underwater, since the ocean Is everywhere...

lucapri 12 days ago
*achoo* lands in a north korea minefield

BeingAwesom 11 years ago
What if I teleport to space?

SAMUELGAMING 8 years ago
*ACHOO* -is next to kim jong un- oh uhhh... hi?

tydickson 11 years ago
Ty Dickson

D YellowMadness 9 years ago
So you sneeze & never get home. Also, you'll probably drown in the ocean. And there"s no upside.

m00man99 12 years ago
FREE TRAVEL

WitherWolf10 10 years ago
*AFGCHOO* -Lands in Jail- CRAP *AFGCHOO* -Lands in School- *Commits suicide*

LTFORTNITER 3 years ago
Imagine hayfever

johnny gat that sort of right guy 11 years ago
uw might be in lave so u wil die

abcx 10 years ago
Because of the downside the upside is transformed into a second downside.

what2 5 years ago
no upside. there is a high chance you will end up in the ocean in the middle of nowhere

Guibs20 11 years ago
Roosterteeth much?

Mike9090 9 years ago
WHat is the upside? The chance is 1 out of 1.904.711 if speaking about ony cities, and then multiply that by a lot because places in cities, and adding for places with no cities so over 1.000.000.000.000 possibilities (1 trillion) so 1/1.000.000.000.000 o... [Show full comment]

Andrew Marinelli 12 years ago
*sneezes* ends up in a volcano*---No thanks...

Yellowredstone 7 years ago
It must suck if you have a cold.

Christos_G 11 years ago
Well Syria is a place too..

CollinBernardino 9 years ago
Use some dust... AAAAACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *ends up in some random girl"s bedroom without her noticing* ..?

MikeTheMexican 11 years ago
That's from a book!

Weary Wanderer 10 years ago
Well i'd die pretty quick, theres a higher chance of teleporting in the ocean then in land, so I'll skip the downing simulator.

Xavier_the_dimwitted 10 years ago
Drowning*

BTCCtsotE 2 years ago
cool,have a cold and challenge Guinness World Records

❄️Snow❄️ 11 years ago
In that case I say no...

Alegna4238 8 years ago
Has cold. Sneezes. Travels the world due to cold

Idiot.with.a.wifi.password 12 years ago
I sneeze like 6 times in a row..

Tacosyummy 4 years ago
Can i just…fake sneeze?

Jdog42=m808forlife 11 years ago
Sneeze until you're where you want to be
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