I'm allergic to pollen, which has given me a very sensitive nose, allowing me to sneeze on command. *Presses button"
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Thisdudeiscool10 years ago
*ACHOO*-lands in the middle of an anime-F***!
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Disco2410 years ago
*ACHOO* Lands at some old ladys house "uh... yo???"
YanichelFuentes9 years ago
Breeehhhh
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AdamOtakuGamer8 years ago
Just imagine catching a cold xD
SAMUELGAMING8 years ago
oh my god..
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DystopianResident9 years ago
HACHOO- *lands 1500 miles underground* - mmf!
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Brennon Wilson11 years ago
*achoo* school *achoo* skatepark *achoo* inside your gf
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knorrway11 years ago
HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAI...[Show full comment]
DontTrustTheOof7 years ago
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Imagine this happening to you for the first time. You’re in the middle of an exam and you sneeze. Then when you open your eyes, you’re on top of the Sphinx. And you’re like “How did I get here?”
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FlowerCat9 years ago
What if you never sneeze or you land in your ex"s house (...)
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rocketiermaster9 years ago
"Million Dollars, But..." much? And you don't even get the million dollars...
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BartekTomasik9 years ago
Fuck, i"m stuck in the core of the Earth.
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talks2self9 years ago
Keep the pepper handy if you land in Guantanamo Bay
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Emily Hard13 years ago
I can imagine that, getting yelled at by my parents or something, sneezing, then lending up in Narnia
Krusek9 years ago
Narnia is not on earth. It is its own universe(s) that are cut off from earth unless you have the tools to get there.
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Xavier_the_dimwitted10 years ago
Imagine this, you sneeze and teleport inside someone (literally), what happens to the person?
Woody3048 years ago
What happens to you?
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Parker23710 years ago
70% of earth"s surface is water. I find this quite problematic.
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I-dont-get-it-why-do-I-have-to-put-my-name-here10 years ago
I would make the greek god real, i dont care what happens to me, i probebly wouldnt have gotten to alysum or even aspodel
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Michael smith10 years ago
This could teleport u to sooo many bad places lol
Xavier_the_dimwitted10 years ago
Like Auschwitz?
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Alex Strange13 years ago
Is anybody else reminded of that one X-Men Evolution episode where Kurt got sick and sneezed and whenever he sneezed he teleported?
AaronSilva9 years ago
Yes
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Elizabeth Beasley13 years ago
Does this mean I have to find normal means to get back home?? And what if I sneeze in the shower? I don't wanna be naked and soapy in the middle of Times Square or a congressional hearing.
This also makes me feel sorry for people I know who sneeze about 1...[Show full comment]
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Jacob Sargent13 years ago
Anyone who knows me knows I would be teleporting a lot
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Kuni Si13 years ago
Quick grab my arm *sneezes* Okay bye *sneezes again*
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Charlie Banks13 years ago
sure hope I can sneeze underwater, since the ocean Is everywhere...
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lucapri12 days ago
*achoo* lands in a north korea minefield
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BeingAwesom11 years ago
What if I teleport to space?
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SAMUELGAMING8 years ago
*ACHOO* -is next to kim jong un- oh uhhh... hi?
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tydickson11 years ago
Ty Dickson
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D YellowMadness9 years ago
So you sneeze & never get home. Also, you'll probably drown in the ocean. And there"s no upside.
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m00man9912 years ago
FREE TRAVEL
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WitherWolf1010 years ago
*AFGCHOO* -Lands in Jail- CRAP *AFGCHOO* -Lands in School- *Commits suicide*
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LTFORTNITER3 years ago
Imagine hayfever
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johnny gat that sort of right guy11 years ago
uw might be in lave so u wil die
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abcx10 years ago
Because of the downside the upside is transformed into a second downside.
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what25 years ago
no upside. there is a high chance you will end up in the ocean in the middle of nowhere
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Guibs2011 years ago
Roosterteeth much?
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Mike90909 years ago
WHat is the upside? The chance is 1 out of 1.904.711 if speaking about ony cities, and then multiply that by a lot because places in cities, and adding for places with no cities so over 1.000.000.000.000 possibilities (1 trillion) so 1/1.000.000.000.000 o...[Show full comment]
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Andrew Marinelli12 years ago
*sneezes* ends up in a volcano*---No thanks...
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Yellowredstone7 years ago
It must suck if you have a cold.
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Christos_G11 years ago
Well Syria is a place too..
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CollinBernardino9 years ago
Use some dust... AAAAACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *ends up in some random girl"s bedroom without her noticing* ..?
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MikeTheMexican11 years ago
That's from a book!
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Weary Wanderer10 years ago
Well i'd die pretty quick, theres a higher chance of teleporting in the ocean then in land, so I'll skip the downing simulator.
Xavier_the_dimwitted10 years ago
Drowning*
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BTCCtsotE2 years ago
cool,have a cold and challenge Guinness World Records
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