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you can teleport to any location on earth
but
you cannot decide where and it only happens when you sneeze
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DontTrustTheOof 7 years ago
*ACHOO*-lands on the middle of the ocean- oh sh#

Nazi Pineapple 10 years ago
*Sneeze* -lands at the bottom of the pacific ocean- Shit

Kayleigh Tanguay 13 years ago
*ACHOO* -lands in school- shit

FantasyKitten 9 years ago
XD Ya thats me in the morning.
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Bushi00 10 years ago
I'm allergic to pollen, which has given me a very sensitive nose, allowing me to sneeze on command. *Presses button"

Thisdudeiscool 10 years ago
*ACHOO*-lands in the middle of an anime-F***!

Disco24 10 years ago
*ACHOO* Lands at some old ladys house "uh... yo???"

YanichelFuentes 9 years ago
Breeehhhh

AdamOtakuGamer 8 years ago
Just imagine catching a cold xD

SAMUELGAMING 8 years ago
oh my god..

DystopianResident 9 years ago
HACHOO- *lands 1500 miles underground* - mmf!

Brennon Wilson 11 years ago
*achoo* school *achoo* skatepark *achoo* inside your gf

knorrway 11 years ago
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DontTrustTheOof 7 years ago
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BiAndReady2Die 8 years ago
Imagine this happening to you for the first time. You’re in the middle of an exam and you sneeze. Then when you open your eyes, you’re on top of the Sphinx. And you’re like “How did I get here?”

FlowerCat 9 years ago
What if you never sneeze or you land in your ex"s house (...)

rocketiermaster 9 years ago
"Million Dollars, But..." much? And you don't even get the million dollars...

BartekTomasik 9 years ago
Fuck, i"m stuck in the core of the Earth.

talks2self 9 years ago
Keep the pepper handy if you land in Guantanamo Bay

Emily Hard 13 years ago
I can imagine that, getting yelled at by my parents or something, sneezing, then lending up in Narnia

Krusek 9 years ago
Narnia is not on earth. It is its own universe(s) that are cut off from earth unless you have the tools to get there.

Xavier_the_dimwitted 10 years ago
Imagine this, you sneeze and teleport inside someone (literally), what happens to the person?

Woody304 8 years ago
What happens to you?

Parker237 10 years ago
70% of earth"s surface is water. I find this quite problematic.

I-dont-get-it-why-do-I-have-to-put-my-name-here 10 years ago
I would make the greek god real, i dont care what happens to me, i probebly wouldnt have gotten to alysum or even aspodel

Michael smith 10 years ago
This could teleport u to sooo many bad places lol

Xavier_the_dimwitted 10 years ago
Like Auschwitz?

Alex Strange 13 years ago
Is anybody else reminded of that one X-Men Evolution episode where Kurt got sick and sneezed and whenever he sneezed he teleported?

AaronSilva 9 years ago
Yes

Elizabeth Beasley 13 years ago
Does this mean I have to find normal means to get back home?? And what if I sneeze in the shower? I don't wanna be naked and soapy in the middle of Times Square or a congressional hearing. This also makes me feel sorry for people I know who sneeze about 1... [Show full comment]

Jacob Sargent 13 years ago
Anyone who knows me knows I would be teleporting a lot

Kuni Si 13 years ago
Quick grab my arm *sneezes* Okay bye *sneezes again*

Charlie Banks 13 years ago
sure hope I can sneeze underwater, since the ocean Is everywhere...

Shedidme 6 years ago
I would agree if there was an off switch

supermutant99 11 years ago
gdtfthj

Wolf123 9 years ago
*ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO* *ends up in hogwarts* oh look at that. TO DIAGON ALLEY! * ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO* *ends up in diagon alley* sup hagrid. * buys things* TO HOGWARTS! * ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO*

Snescube 10 years ago
*Sneezes* *Ends up in the middle of the Pacific* *Drowns*

Watermelonman 10 years ago
"*ACHOO!* oh gawd, no, why am i in a cave?"

Watermelonman 9 years ago
It"s ok, i got a repel
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ArchNil 6 months ago
Learn how to control your sneezes.

Ch3lr1 11 years ago
no because every time I sneeze it's like a machine gun. it would be like betting on a slot machine

Lambro000 8 years ago
Yes if im in prison Hell yeah

FiberSIlkington 11 years ago
Then what's the point?

SCG-1171 4 years ago
THIS IS A FULL DOWNSIDE BUTTON.

HPWAS 11 years ago
That sounds REALLY inconvenient

Butterbuff 12 years ago
Crap I just teleported to a firing rang.......

somethingnew 10 years ago
*ACHOO*-Lands in Pokémon Land TIME TO BECOME DUH POKÉMASTER

Kittycat2_0 9 years ago
No i have too many allergies i would just be at meh home then im at Paris then im at Utah then im at El Salvador wishing i could just go back home

Koten McFilms 13 years ago
This is dumb CURSE YOU ALLERGY SEASON!!!

hyipop10 10 years ago
what if you sneeze and you land in north korea not a fun way to spend a weekend

IAm4everKiki 5 years ago
Get telaported to a place you don't like...always have pepper on you so you can make yourself sneeze just in case. 😂

Snoopydog 11 years ago
Rather be like this rather than sneezing all day....

Rebeca Maldonado 13 years ago
I sneeze a lot... That'll be a bit crazy,

Xx_BlackLight_xX 11 years ago
What if you teleport inside the planet?...

Plutogreen123 8 years ago
Ugh I hate schoo.. sneeze darn it I am at the middle of the sea

Risuno 11 years ago
Shit I teleported into a volcano

Ishqasim 8 years ago
This was from an episode of "million dollars but", a show with a similar concept to this site, on roosterteeth

Sudokori 12 years ago
I would be like the doctor. They would make a tv show about me.

meatloave 2 years ago
AHHHHH CHOOOO !!! I land in the lobby of the medical facility where Charles Adair created the procedure to turn Powereds into Supers
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