You'll outlive everyone you care about if you become immortal, including your friends
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Reanna Novy13 years ago
i already am depressed joke's on you
Duolingo2 months ago
@ milkystrawberry Same, it was terrible my sister had it and I had so eat sleep and do everything upstairs I also had to drink orange juice all day which somehow made me have a deep love for orange juice. Have a good day my people.
Depression has already got some of us so whats the difference cmon for gods sake we cant die so whats their to worry about
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Baratis11 years ago
Depression is pleasant.
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snapnat11 years ago
Immortality means living FOREVER!! Like even after the human race has died off, you will still be alive, lonely, and depressed. Not pushing the button.
User2826 years ago
TAKE ONE FOR THE WORLD
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njnzcbjkbdjzxcbknc11 years ago
How can you be depressed in that scenario
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Robert B. Healy III13 years ago
"the rest of your life" assumes that there will be an end. If you are immortal, there is no end. Thus, you'd be horribly depressed forever. You'd essentially live out eternity wanting to kill yourself, but never being able to due to being immortal. I could...[Show full comment]
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NotTheProtagonist4 years ago
I’d like to see your sources for your dubious claim about 5 year olds.
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Emily0110 years ago
but if you"re immortal, then you"re depressed for eternity?! no way
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djrockfox10 years ago
both my parents are dead
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RadChair10 years ago
just look on what good you have done and no depresion
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presidentlester11 years ago
welp I'm already unbelievably depressed, but the thing is, I don't want to be immortal
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Jackdude11 years ago
Then how is it a utopia?
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Lukethecrafter311 years ago
Am already depressed so why not
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Rayzzonn9 years ago
That"s why they have drugs...
MîlkyStrâwbêrry6 years ago
Oml, your dark.
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LaceyBarbedWire12 years ago
I've already got clinical depression, so might as well.
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silverdemons10 years ago
im always depressed so .... no cause i wanna die
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PopitlockitProductions9 years ago
I'm already depressed. The fuck are you talking about
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Snescube10 years ago
I would literally do anything for utopia. With humans on earth there can be no utopia. So I'll kill them all and then get depressed because of it. Sounds like a plan.
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ButtonMAnee5 years ago
So i’m bassicaly imortal without consequenses
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sterlingsilvernine11 years ago
for the greater good duh
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Sho997 years ago
Haha, jokes on you I'm already depressed.
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keeva martin11 years ago
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NAPALM1049 years ago
Deppression runs within thine veins
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tydickson11 years ago
Ty Dickson
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Thuglifer300010 years ago
Why would I be depressed then
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DerpyDolphin11 years ago
I'm all redy depresed 27-7
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MikeTheMexican10 years ago
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Etharian10 years ago
Die in a fire.
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iEATBUGS3 years ago
errrmmmmm...... downside?????
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JammyJames11 years ago
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Etharian10 years ago
Die in a fire.
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TrueRenegade9 years ago
A utopia is a ****ing bad thing.
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Evilchest12 years ago
why being immortal if you will be only depressed?
I prefer to die!
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DaRealConMan6 years ago
Jokes on you, I’m already depressed... and suicidal
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xXXdude64broXXx11 years ago
what kind of utopia
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Suzanna Palacios13 years ago
I already am...
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livvy_bird10 years ago
I-uh-sure.
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DrakeGaming10 years ago
I'm Always depressed
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endertopaz11 years ago
i.
dont
give
a
flying
fuck.
who ever said i was happy anyway
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Darkknight378 years ago
I am depressed... (Fail music) wha.. wha.. whaaaaaa
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Pedro L11 years ago
this means i would be depressed all eternity cuz I am inmortal?No thank you!
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