The world becomes an utopia, and you become immortal
but
You become unbelievably depressed for the rest of your life.
I will not

IchibanKasuga 3 years ago
I'll never be depressed if I have my friends!

Mimic_Lord 2 years ago
You'll outlive everyone you care about if you become immortal, including your friends

Reanna Novy 13 years ago
i already am depressed joke's on you

Duolingo 2 months ago
@ milkystrawberry Same, it was terrible my sister had it and I had so eat sleep and do everything upstairs I also had to drink orange juice all day which somehow made me have a deep love for orange juice. Have a good day my people.
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MNITIMMY 11 years ago
Infinite sadness

GamerBoyBobduran 9 years ago
Ur pic make it bettr

Dainster 8 years ago
I'll take a bullet for the team

Lazy-Potato-Writer 10 years ago
That description is basically Zeref from Fairy Tail....

Kittykat14040 10 years ago
Immortality would be depressing

perin 11 years ago
Already depressed this is win win for me...

Billie Price 13 years ago
surely there would be anti-depressants in this utopia

Loophole man 10 years ago
@Hao. Someone finally got the grammar right, everyday is an adjective meaning ordinary.
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JustPointingOutTheObvious 11 years ago
depressed anyway

Gb2000 11 years ago
Depression has already got some of us so whats the difference cmon for gods sake we cant die so whats their to worry about

Baratis 11 years ago
Depression is pleasant.

snapnat 11 years ago
Immortality means living FOREVER!! Like even after the human race has died off, you will still be alive, lonely, and depressed. Not pushing the button.

User282 6 years ago
TAKE ONE FOR THE WORLD

njnzcbjkbdjzxcbknc 11 years ago
How can you be depressed in that scenario

Robert B. Healy III 13 years ago
"the rest of your life" assumes that there will be an end. If you are immortal, there is no end. Thus, you'd be horribly depressed forever. You'd essentially live out eternity wanting to kill yourself, but never being able to due to being immortal. I could... [Show full comment]

TheFriendlyGamer 6 years ago
I agree
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Athena Velasco 13 years ago
Sacrifice.

Gael Nightingale 13 years ago
depressed and swagilicious yeah im up for it

Jacob Wable 13 years ago
Self sacrifice B****

MîlkyStrâwbêrry 6 years ago
FUCK YOU CORONAVIRUS (global pandemic). Covid-19, AKA Coronavirus, literally made five year olds depressed. I wouldn't be surprised if kids at age five started committing suicide. That"s how bad the pandemic is. You won't want to go to school? Think again.... [Show full comment]

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
I’d like to see your sources for your dubious claim about 5 year olds.

Emily01 10 years ago
but if you"re immortal, then you"re depressed for eternity?! no way

djrockfox 10 years ago
both my parents are dead

RadChair 10 years ago
just look on what good you have done and no depresion

presidentlester 11 years ago
welp I'm already unbelievably depressed, but the thing is, I don't want to be immortal

Jackdude 11 years ago
Then how is it a utopia?

Lukethecrafter3 11 years ago
Am already depressed so why not

Rayzzonn 9 years ago
That"s why they have drugs...

MîlkyStrâwbêrry 6 years ago
Oml, your dark.

LaceyBarbedWire 12 years ago
I've already got clinical depression, so might as well.

silverdemons 10 years ago
im always depressed so .... no cause i wanna die

PopitlockitProductions 9 years ago
I'm already depressed. The fuck are you talking about

Snescube 10 years ago
I would literally do anything for utopia. With humans on earth there can be no utopia. So I'll kill them all and then get depressed because of it. Sounds like a plan.

ButtonMAnee 5 years ago
So i’m bassicaly imortal without consequenses

sterlingsilvernine 11 years ago
for the greater good duh

Sho99 7 years ago
Haha, jokes on you I'm already depressed.

keeva martin 11 years ago
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NAPALM104 9 years ago
Deppression runs within thine veins

tydickson 11 years ago
Ty Dickson

Thuglifer3000 10 years ago
Why would I be depressed then

DerpyDolphin 11 years ago
I'm all redy depresed 27-7

MikeTheMexican 10 years ago
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Etharian 10 years ago
Die in a fire.

iEATBUGS 3 years ago
errrmmmmm...... downside?????

JammyJames 11 years ago
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Etharian 10 years ago
Die in a fire.

TrueRenegade 9 years ago
A utopia is a ****ing bad thing.

Evilchest 12 years ago
why being immortal if you will be only depressed? I prefer to die!

DaRealConMan 6 years ago
Jokes on you, I’m already depressed... and suicidal

xXXdude64broXXx 11 years ago
what kind of utopia

Suzanna Palacios 13 years ago
I already am...

livvy_bird 10 years ago
I-uh-sure.

DrakeGaming 10 years ago
I'm Always depressed

endertopaz 11 years ago
i. dont give a flying fuck. who ever said i was happy anyway

Darkknight37 8 years ago
I am depressed... (Fail music) wha.. wha.. whaaaaaa

Pedro L 11 years ago
this means i would be depressed all eternity cuz I am inmortal?No thank you!
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