Will You Press The Button?

IchibanKasugalast year

I'll never be depressed if I have my friends!

Mimic_Lord9 months ago

You'll outlive everyone you care about if you become immortal, including your friends

MNITIMMY9 years ago

Infinite sadness

GamerBoyBobduran7 years ago

Ur pic make it bettr

Reanna Novy12 years ago

i already am depressed joke's on you

MîlkyStrâwbêrry4 years ago

I'm depressed too, I'm the the year 2020... Corona-Virus pandemic to any future people reading this... it"s HORRIBLE. We have to wear masks everywhere and social distance 6 feet apart. UGH I'm fifteen and kids that are the age of five are depressed because...[Show full comment]

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Dainster7 years ago

I'll take a bullet for the team

Lazy-Potato-Writer8 years ago

That description is basically Zeref from Fairy Tail....

Kittykat140408 years ago

Immortality would be depressing

perin9 years ago

Already depressed this is win win for me...

JustPointingOutTheObvious9 years ago

depressed anyway

Gb20009 years ago

Depression has already got some of us so whats the difference cmon for gods sake we cant die so whats their to worry about

Baratis9 years ago

Depression is pleasant.

snapnat9 years ago

Immortality means living FOREVER!! Like even after the human race has died off, you will still be alive, lonely, and depressed. Not pushing the button.

User2825 years ago

TAKE ONE FOR THE WORLD

njnzcbjkbdjzxcbknc9 years ago

How can you be depressed in that scenario

Billie Price12 years ago

surely there would be anti-depressants in this utopia

Loophole man9 years ago

@Hao. Someone finally got the grammar right, everyday is an adjective meaning ordinary.

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Robert B. Healy III12 years ago

"the rest of your life" assumes that there will be an end. If you are immortal, there is no end. Thus, you'd be horribly depressed forever. You'd essentially live out eternity wanting to kill yourself, but never being able to due to being immortal. I could...[Show full comment]

TheFriendlyGamer5 years ago

I agree

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Athena Velasco12 years ago

Sacrifice.

Gael Nightingale12 years ago

depressed and swagilicious yeah im up for it

Jacob Wable12 years ago

Self sacrifice B****

djrockfox9 years ago

both my parents are dead

MîlkyStrâwbêrry4 years ago

FUCK YOU CORONAVIRUS (global pandemic). Covid-19, AKA Coronavirus, literally made five year olds depressed. I wouldn't be surprised if kids at age five started committing suicide. That"s how bad the pandemic is. You won't want to go to school? Think again....[Show full comment]

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

I’d like to see your sources for your dubious claim about 5 year olds.

Emily018 years ago

but if you"re immortal, then you"re depressed for eternity?! no way

Jackdude10 years ago

Then how is it a utopia?

RadChair9 years ago

just look on what good you have done and no depresion

presidentlester9 years ago

welp I'm already unbelievably depressed, but the thing is, I don't want to be immortal

silverdemons9 years ago

im always depressed so .... no cause i wanna die

Lukethecrafter39 years ago

Am already depressed so why not

Rayzzonn8 years ago

That"s why they have drugs...

MîlkyStrâwbêrry4 years ago

Oml, your dark.

LaceyBarbedWire10 years ago

I've already got clinical depression, so might as well.

ButtonMAnee3 years ago

So i’m bassicaly imortal without consequenses

PopitlockitProductions8 years ago

I'm already depressed. The fuck are you talking about

Snescube9 years ago

I would literally do anything for utopia. With humans on earth there can be no utopia. So I'll kill them all and then get depressed because of it. Sounds like a plan.

sterlingsilvernine9 years ago

for the greater good duh

Sho995 years ago

Haha, jokes on you I'm already depressed.

keeva martin9 years ago

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DerpyDolphin9 years ago

I'm all redy depresed 27-7

NAPALM1047 years ago

Deppression runs within thine veins

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

Thuglifer30009 years ago

Why would I be depressed then

TrueRenegade8 years ago

A utopia is a ****ing bad thing.

Evilchest11 years ago

why being immortal if you will be only depressed? I prefer to die!

MikeTheMexican9 years ago

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Etharian9 years ago

Die in a fire.

iEATBUGSlast year

errrmmmmm...... downside?????

JammyJames9 years ago

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