Will You Press The Button?

IchibanKasugalast year

I'll never be depressed if I have my friends!

Mimic_Lord9 months ago

You'll outlive everyone you care about if you become immortal, including your friends

MNITIMMY9 years ago

Infinite sadness

GamerBoyBobduran7 years ago

Ur pic make it bettr

Reanna Novy12 years ago

i already am depressed joke's on you

MîlkyStrâwbêrry4 years ago

I'm depressed too, I'm the the year 2020... Corona-Virus pandemic to any future people reading this... it"s HORRIBLE. We have to wear masks everywhere and social distance 6 feet apart. UGH I'm fifteen and kids that are the age of five are depressed because...[Show full comment]

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Dainster7 years ago

I'll take a bullet for the team

Lazy-Potato-Writer8 years ago

That description is basically Zeref from Fairy Tail....

Kittykat140408 years ago

Immortality would be depressing

perin9 years ago

Already depressed this is win win for me...

JustPointingOutTheObvious9 years ago

depressed anyway

Gb20009 years ago

Depression has already got some of us so whats the difference cmon for gods sake we cant die so whats their to worry about

Baratis9 years ago

Depression is pleasant.

snapnat9 years ago

Immortality means living FOREVER!! Like even after the human race has died off, you will still be alive, lonely, and depressed. Not pushing the button.

User2825 years ago

TAKE ONE FOR THE WORLD

njnzcbjkbdjzxcbknc9 years ago

How can you be depressed in that scenario

Billie Price12 years ago

surely there would be anti-depressants in this utopia

Loophole man9 years ago

@Hao. Someone finally got the grammar right, everyday is an adjective meaning ordinary.

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Robert B. Healy III12 years ago

"the rest of your life" assumes that there will be an end. If you are immortal, there is no end. Thus, you'd be horribly depressed forever. You'd essentially live out eternity wanting to kill yourself, but never being able to due to being immortal. I could...[Show full comment]

TheFriendlyGamer5 years ago

I agree

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Athena Velasco12 years ago

Sacrifice.

Jacob Wable12 years ago

Self sacrifice B****

Gael Nightingale12 years ago

depressed and swagilicious yeah im up for it

thedrarryiscoming8 years ago

so no difference. I'm finding a lot of these...

Destiel12310 years ago

I am already depressed

SEVVYSAVAGE9 years ago

but i already am

Magickat9 years ago

everyone whose already depressed(me): Jokes on you, I dont care!

SakuLee9 years ago

Like um Saskue Uchiha much......

Luke_da_griefer8 years ago

There"s no point in getting something good if ur not happy

Peter Theilig12 years ago

As long as no one screws up the utopia, I'd do this

D4r7hN3b2235 years ago

jokes on you im into that shit

SyDiAn9 years ago

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jondoge8 years ago

If you say "jokes on you I'm already depressed" your a loser

GhostGirl6279 years ago

I'm already depressed and I don't wanna be immortal anyways.

pressmedont1239 years ago

Goodbye uncruel world! *tries to suicide but can't* oh the irony! dark i know

Flyinguphigh9 years ago

What are you talking about I already am

KaiR7 years ago

Gg a perfect utopia and u get to stay the same

Flolelan10 years ago

the downside is a consequence which is inevitable if you are imortal meaning it would just hit you instantly rather than progressing slowly (human psyche ftw) Also an uthopia will get boring for you after some time (maybe 100 years maybe 10.000)

OdabBlankma9 years ago

Where is the upside besides the utopia?

Wilson273008 years ago

So just the first part of it for me

caeraboo10 years ago

I the world became a utopia (I'd like a dystopian world myself, three cheers for the apocalypse) Id probably become less depressed

joshuaduan9 years ago

IM ALREADY DEPRESSED SO HA!

PheebTheDweeb8 years ago

Immortality should be the con here. Immortality sucks. You have to watch everyone you love die, and if that"s not enough for you sadists, think of this. The world will one day be engulfed by the sun and all that"s left will be a void. You will still live through it.

Science guy9 years ago

You finally get a waifu, and she comes up to you and says, LETS HAVE FUN HONEY BUN!!!!!!!!!!! and then she rapes you till your body cant handle it and then you die. copy and paste this in 15 comments in the next minute or this will happen to you. btw you w...[Show full comment]

Etharian9 years ago

Die in a fire.

StormyStudios4 years ago

Why not

Malanti9 years ago

Good choice me

ThatOneRandomGuy_6 years ago

Wheres the downside?

deraj19999 years ago

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Etharian9 years ago

Die in a fire.

OwlOfTheNorth8 years ago

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