You can lift 1000x your own weight
but
Every 2 years you drop a quarter of a foot in height
I will not


IcyFrozen7 years ago
Well kids and that is how ants where created!

Ymieie7 hours ago
Well kids and that is how people disappeared :>

TheCrimsonFuckr2.09 years ago
I love being tall, and fuck it, I am already stronger than your dads dick

joebamayeet4 years ago
my dad has erectile disfunction weakling
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KassyFrost7 years ago
I love being tall plus I'm pretty strong I ain't gonna press this button.

Badger Overlord9 years ago
But I'll be Warwick Davis by 2018

Alterra7 years ago
Metric system, ants foot

Wannactanberrysprite3 years ago
Snake foot. You don't shrink.

Thetruthspeaker7 years ago
Didn't say it had to be the 12inch foot. It could be the foot of a small animal

William Bishop12 years ago
I use the metric system, so I'll go by a kitten's foot.

TheWierdestWierdo3 years ago
Us Europeans got LOOPHOLES
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speedyquader8 years ago
So, I fall 3 inches?

Chris Baird12 years ago
70 inches /3 inches every two years would give me about 46.7 years before i am nothing

Hitchickersfan422 years ago
Very long ago how long tho
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SpeedStriker4 years ago
me going by a centipede foot:im four parallel universes ahead of you

Doge Fan8 years ago
#Pressitthere'snodownside

connermckay9 years ago
I'm tall

CaptShrederatorFan9 years ago
That's only 3 inches per 2 years. What if you're not young in age, and you press the button?

PseudoManiac10 years ago
Was always a midget anyways

Somebodytouchamyspagghet7 years ago
So I fall down a step on someone"s stairs? Worth it

Ryland Terpstra-Carmichael12 years ago
I'd be fine, at the rate I'm growing, at the height I'm already at, I'll last forever

GiannisXania8 years ago
So I can lift 130000 milligrams fuck yea

Username659 years ago
If anyone laghs they die👿

RachelE088 years ago
I........don't get this.........

zaki434109 years ago
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andrijaolujic9 years ago
learn grammar please

Valtoraxlast year
Does my weight change too, or am I just becoming increasingly more squat?

Ethan The Frisbee Trickshot Guy10 years ago
When I shrink, I can lift 1000x my weight, but that'll make me LIFT LESS

ima_nubynobody5 years ago
I may be small then but at least I could lift heavy things Very impressive Especially for my size

xXMrBloodLustXx9 years ago
You would only drop 4 inches every 2 years nit as bad as a whole foot

xXMrBloodLustXx9 years ago
Actually no it says a 1000x your weight as you get shorter your weight drops, which means u get weaker every 2 year. 50 years later u would be like and ant. Only able to lift 10 pound by the very most

JohnRalston7 years ago
I am already short so its no problem.

veryhardstuff7 years ago
soon you will be very very small

Ericmeee9 years ago
I'll drop a foot long quarter?

Squirtleawesome11 years ago
What if you go under zero...

Andy29 years ago
Il be the dwarf who can lift cars yay

a_huma_bean8 years ago
it never said the foot had to be the whole 12 inches thing it could be a bugs foot for all I care

SpeedStriker4 years ago
ima use a centipede’s foot

Doge Fan8 years ago
Oh now I see the down side

LOLbish9 years ago
So basically Ant-man ?

Pancakes4th9 years ago
I'm already too short

pastafan12310 years ago
I'VE COME TOO FAR TO STOP NOW

Malori Deichman12 years ago
I would want to be strong why?

Kittenlover1018 years ago
I would be 0 ft in 4 years.

Luckyguy9 years ago
lol ant man no not cool youll get tiner tiner until you go out of exsistance

StellaWolfe8 years ago
Doesn't say foot as in measurement they need to be more specific I'll just use the measurement of a Barbie dolls foot

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NoHaxJustHalo7 years ago
uhh.... what?
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TheHighestGuy110 years ago
2 inches big lifting up Michael jordan lol

Lemonboi3605 years ago
Super midget.

Silverpaw9 years ago
I don't really like being tall anyways.

pianopunk10 years ago
According to my calculations, I'd be just over 5 foot by the time I reach 70 (my estimated age of death) and there's nothing wrong with that. I'm 5'9 right now and I'd love to be smaller.

LittleG7 years ago
Wow thanks but no

H'swIhts9 years ago
By the time I've shrunk, there will be nothing more to lift.

megsyjay8 years ago
Question : if every two years I lose a quarter of a foot in height, will I eventually shrink into nothing? Im 5ft 6 roughly now and I'm 21. In 8 years when Im 29 I'll be 4ft 6 Another 8 years when I'm 37 I'll be 3ft 6 Another 8 years when I'm 45 I'l...[Show full comment]

BluePhoenix149 years ago
I'm already short, what's a few more quarter feet?

Ask Brynjar Bruun Sejersted12 years ago
by the age of 40 i'd be an ant

TurtleSnakeFrog9 years ago
eventually, you would kind of cease to exist... if you were 6 feet tall, you would have absolutely no height after 48 years... what would happen then? Are you just invisible or something? Or do you die? So many questions, so few answers.

Benbeentaken3 years ago
I can choose a microstopic creature foot sooo nothing changes at all i think
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