Will You Press The Button?

IcyFrozen7 years ago

Well kids and that is how ants where created!

Ymieie13 hours ago

Well kids and that is how people disappeared :>

TheCrimsonFuckr2.09 years ago

I love being tall, and fuck it, I am already stronger than your dads dick

joebamayeet4 years ago

my dad has erectile disfunction weakling

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KassyFrost7 years ago

I love being tall plus I'm pretty strong I ain't gonna press this button.

Badger Overlord9 years ago

But I'll be Warwick Davis by 2018

Alterra7 years ago

Metric system, ants foot

Wannactanberrysprite3 years ago

Snake foot. You don't shrink.

Thetruthspeaker7 years ago

Didn't say it had to be the 12inch foot. It could be the foot of a small animal

William Bishop12 years ago

I use the metric system, so I'll go by a kitten's foot.

TheWierdestWierdo3 years ago

Us Europeans got LOOPHOLES

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speedyquader8 years ago

So, I fall 3 inches?

Chris Baird12 years ago

70 inches /3 inches every two years would give me about 46.7 years before i am nothing

Hitchickersfan422 years ago

Very long ago how long tho

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WeirdMango219 years ago

Not worth it...

Engieneer9008 years ago

Trampolines

Yaretheresomanyshitquestions3 years ago

I fall like half of a step? Oh no what a downside.

louzee888 years ago

what happens when you loose all of you hight ( 0 foot tall)

RachelE088 years ago

Don't press it, then it won't happen

Utsukushii9 years ago

Im too proud of my height

ThePaulDude9 years ago

I'm 6ft 3 I can't afford to lose 3 inches.

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

Gracicorn157 years ago

3 inches isn't a lot. I'm super tall, anyways.

mairerolin8 years ago

Duude, I'm 5"3...

Wolfie_Chan9 years ago

I'll be shorter than a strand of grass by the time I'm in my 30's.

Snailbobtwo9 years ago

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Matrix_Toast4 years ago

well I'm short

Phantom Presses Buttons9 years ago

I LIK THONGS

DerplockedV27 years ago

If every 2 years I dropped a foot in height I would be 4in tallin 6 years soooooooooooo no

Anonymously judging9 years ago

Be extremely fat. Surprise everyone. Fuck yeah.

pianopunk10 years ago

According to my calculations, I'd be just over 5 foot by the time I reach 70 (my estimated age of death) and there's nothing wrong with that. I'm 5'9 right now and I'd love to be smaller.

suckitbucket9 years ago

I'd calculate this but I'm lazy

Nick Schaefer12 years ago

Id become Mighty Midget!

Stickius8 years ago

I am pretty tall for my age and family soooo

Smartest-Man2 years ago

But that would accumulate and eventually in 32 years you would be down four feet? No thanks. Impairs me for the rest of my life.

SwizH8 years ago

Anyone who laughs. Calmly push away

zaki434109 years ago

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Noodl39 years ago

I will drop by an ant foot ever time cool!

OMG YAAAAS10 years ago

Hell yeah i would be fucking antman

panggwin7 years ago

but this isnt bad tho

Shawn Torres12 years ago

sweet that will give me 25 years of fun

SCIENCERULES7 years ago

You know what! No! I love being tall and I wanna be smart not strong.

rylan frazier9 years ago

I'm ant man

TheKawaiiOwl8 years ago

I'm already short I don't want to be shorter

butterlord9 years ago

I'll use ant feet

connermckay9 years ago

I'm tall

SpeedStriker4 years ago

me going by a centipede foot:im four parallel universes ahead of you

Doge Fan8 years ago

#Pressitthere'snodownside

Somebodytouchamyspagghet7 years ago

So I fall down a step on someone"s stairs? Worth it

CaptShrederatorFan9 years ago

That's only 3 inches per 2 years. What if you're not young in age, and you press the button?

PseudoManiac10 years ago

Was always a midget anyways

Username659 years ago

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Ryland Terpstra-Carmichael12 years ago

I'd be fine, at the rate I'm growing, at the height I'm already at, I'll last forever

GiannisXania8 years ago

So I can lift 130000 milligrams fuck yea

zaki434109 years ago

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andrijaolujic9 years ago

learn grammar please

Valtoraxlast year

Does my weight change too, or am I just becoming increasingly more squat?

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