Will You Press The Button?

Allan Djay9 years ago

Face it, guys: Our chance of dying is 100% right now, because we're all gonna die someday. So, if you press, your chance of dying actually decreases, making 40% of those who press it immortal. Win-Win i guess :)

Scatman6 years ago

It didn't say 60% from 100% it can be 60% from 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%

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YTBRSosyalEmre3 years ago

If im die 60% for pressing the button , i can die from touching 1 times. So , it doesn't gives anything. My dying percantage is 6/10 so, 40% i can survive. But if i touch 2 times, my surviving percentage is 20%. It doesn't means i can die from 2nd time tou...[Show full comment]

LauraF10108 years ago

My cat touched the button, I am a horibble person.

I0C8 years ago

no he clicked it

Vincenttonius8 years ago

1: Put paper on the button 2: press paper on the button, so it triggers the button. 3: profit

AlbertPressDaButton3 years ago

OH GOD THAT"S SMART

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Thomas Strother Jr.12 years ago

I never TOUCHED the button. I CLICKED the button.

DragoKnight5893 years ago

Grab a stick and press it that way.

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IstoletheJam10 years ago

REMEMBER ME.. AS A HERO..

oldnotweak9 years ago

no, Fuck you

Wat_Lel8 years ago

Well i"ve already DIED. Inside.

ivanregne12348 years ago

That"s a win win boi

crull8 years ago

no downside

TeamKobus28 years ago

Hey i"m still al-

Kieran10 years ago

In to young to die

Kieran10 years ago

Die oh SHIT

Ruan Lopes de Andrade12 years ago

Still alive, bitch

Natsu DragBoss10 years ago

Preach same here.

Hannah Noelle12 years ago

Guys, it doesn't say that you'll die now, that just means that you have a 40% chance of being immortal, because we all will die anyway.. o.o

Edward Swann12 years ago

60% of the time, it works all the time

nightrider109 years ago

You still touched the button

Sirayo8 years ago

YES GIMME

trevormoney110 years ago

IM STILL ALIVE!!!

meisawesome8 years ago

I pressed it ha

heyimfreya10 years ago

but you have a 40% chance of living which is good odds

YasminCampos8 years ago

We"re not touching the button, so the joke"s on you bitch

Large sausage 10 years ago

I'd just use a sausage to press the button

I-g-a9 years ago

Put on gloves

John Lawless12 years ago

I am not brave i am very sorry

AxisOliveYT4 years ago

Win Win!!

Raiorai9 years ago

RIP Me

JonathanAuburn9 years ago

As I was reading that, my cursor was already on the button - still here so why not.

Pick-or-Choose5 years ago

You actually have a 100% chance of dying, whether you pressed the button or not.

gibbs331x8 years ago

Wearing gloves

General Mango10 years ago

I would take it

Itawin-win7 years ago

What is the downside?

hydro2210 years ago

sill alive

neolancer10 years ago

Screw the stats.

KiLEdEnNis9 years ago

I LIVE o: also everyone has a 100% chance to die, whether they touch it or not, but it takes years, decades

Brotastica8 years ago

I touched the hand so haha

dat dude 10111 years ago

I was lucky!!!

shinjilast year

*presses*

Lucky Seventh9 years ago

Iam still here

puiszach10 years ago

Suck it dunnnununa dan dan tan tan

KiokenX900004 years ago

technechly u never touch anything

chri74i79 years ago

Alive beeach

StarlightWisp8 years ago

Seriously 26,568 people? Seriously?

.:Spades:.10 years ago

YES! i survived :D

Loophole man9 years ago

There's a pretty big area around the button picture that you can still click or touch to press

Lisa Stoddard12 years ago

as long as it can be in your emotional family not just biological...

One-Sixty8 years ago

Im alive.....now which family member

Vickster200410 years ago

Yay! I survived! In your face button!

Demon Swordsman Crona9 years ago

B-But lady medusa i-is nearly immortal already...............

RH236 years ago

I'll connect my mouse to my phone, so I'm not touching it.

chonkeymonk3y123410 years ago

That person can be me. *drops the mic*

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