Will You Press The Button?

Allan Djay 11 years ago

Face it, guys: Our chance of dying is 100% right now, because we're all gonna die someday. So, if you press, your chance of dying actually decreases, making 40% of those who press it immortal. Win-Win i guess :)

Scatman 7 years ago

It didn't say 60% from 100% it can be 60% from 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%

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LauraF1010 9 years ago

My cat touched the button, I am a horibble person.

I0C 9 years ago

no he clicked it

Vincenttonius 9 years ago

1: Put paper on the button 2: press paper on the button, so it triggers the button. 3: profit

AlbertPressDaButton 4 years ago

OH GOD THAT"S SMART

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YTBRSosyalEmre 4 years ago

If im die 60% for pressing the button , i can die from touching 1 times. So , it doesn't gives anything. My dying percantage is 6/10 so, 40% i can survive. But if i touch 2 times, my surviving percentage is 20%. It doesn't means i can die from 2nd time tou... [Show full comment]

Thomas Strother Jr. 13 years ago

I never TOUCHED the button. I CLICKED the button.

DragoKnight589 4 years ago

Grab a stick and press it that way.

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IstoletheJam 11 years ago

REMEMBER ME.. AS A HERO..

oldnotweak 11 years ago

no, Fuck you

Wat_Lel 9 years ago

Well i"ve already DIED. Inside.

ivanregne1234 9 years ago

That"s a win win boi

crull 9 years ago

no downside

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

Hey i"m still al-

Kieran 11 years ago

In to young to die

Kieran 11 years ago

Die oh SHIT

Ruan Lopes de Andrade 13 years ago

Still alive, bitch

Natsu DragBoss 11 years ago

Preach same here.

Hannah Noelle 13 years ago

Guys, it doesn't say that you'll die now, that just means that you have a 40% chance of being immortal, because we all will die anyway.. o.o

Edward Swann 13 years ago

60% of the time, it works all the time

ForeverPieSP 8 years ago

I have a 40% chance of living forever? I like those odds!

thart114 11 years ago

grabb a stick and touch it with that

gracemunoz 9 years ago

welp im alive so yay money and stuff

Tyrodyn 11 years ago

Uses it on me xD

&gt;&gt;Fire5tar&lt;&lt; 10 years ago

Im still alive

BambieTheButtonSlapper 10 years ago

Haha hitch I'm still aliv- *dies*

ecedentesiast 12 years ago

dont touch it

CresentMoon 11 years ago

>My face when I pressed the button with no direct contact of my own will. Act of God when a rogue pencil fell on the left mouse button

Spider_Whisperer 9 years ago

It"s cool i wanna die anyway

Sirayo 9 years ago

Same here

jarnoskill 11 years ago

I am still alive ðŸš¬

cybro974 5 years ago

Well goodbye friends if I don't come here again we'll know why.

Hario337 11 years ago

I like those odds.

Booper_Dooper 9 years ago

I didn't touch any button. I clicked something. Sooooo.... still here

TheDoomcard10 11 years ago

Just press the button without actually touching it. Wear gloves or something.

sentientbutton 10 years ago

screw you family!

Jess Hallowell 13 years ago

Not 100% and my family gets security. I don't see any problems.

Thatdudemyboi 9 years ago

I touched the white part of the link, not the button!

Harvs88 11 years ago

45% people who didn't press the button are selfish (with the exception of their family being abusive or not having family)

braydenisswag 10 years ago

i love my family and also thomas said we clicked

pringlejUicE 6 years ago

I pressed the white part AROUND the button 🤭

MrWalrusDoctor 11 years ago

40% chance I live

StannyXu 9 years ago

Use gloves

Pika Girl 11 years ago

Yay, I'm not dead! That 40% saved me!

tsmith98 9 years ago

So I make someone else touch the button?

MaahSebastian 9 years ago

Then you won't get the positive effect!

ninjatim500 11 years ago

i lived :)

herpadeder 9 years ago

Press it with a metal rod

Garrett007 11 years ago

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