Will You Press The Button?

ROGUE 11 years ago

YOU CAN KILL MY PARENTS, BUT I SWEAR IF YOU TOUCH MY DOG, I'LL WIPE OUT YOUR ENTIRE LINEAGE.

Isgg last year

for me it's the other way around

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BobbyWasabiMk2 10 years ago

He"s gonna have a very rough day if he doesn't have his tools and I do.

Rilln 6 years ago

True true

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InfiniteLaserz 11 years ago

Loophole! My parents were made unbeatable by my past press button experience! Also don't have a dog so...Does he give me a dog then kill it?

baconbatman 9 years ago

heres a dog me:omg yissss batman: stab me: HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FCK NOOOOO SENIOR WOOOFERS WHY THE FUUUUUUUUUU-

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killer_wolf101 11 years ago

So batman i got all your gadgets so...there's no way your killing my parents

McKay Joseph Hall 13 years ago

I'm adopted and I don't have a dog. No downside.

Andromeda 9 years ago

It doesn't say "biological parents". Adoptive or not, they"re dead, Kay.

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DragonEXE 10 years ago

What the fuck just really WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

Christy Lovell 13 years ago

Trick question! Batman doesn't kill!!!

ima_nubynobody 6 years ago

Smart!

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XanderLionheart 9 years ago

Ad long as he adopts me and makes me his partner.

Karma-the-cat 10 years ago

I don't have a dog and I hate my parents WHOOP

LoganVanek 10 years ago

Reads....(and your dog) ... >:( I WILL NOT

.nigger 2 years ago

love yourself

Dylann 10 years ago

But if you touched them, I burry you alive :;)

Dylann 10 years ago

Duh, that IS Batman"s story, and I don't have parents or dog so no downside... kinda sad to admit...

JeremiahHardnett 10 years ago

never liked my parents anyways and i don't have a dog so let"s go!!

Connor Ingle 13 years ago

Batman doesn't kill people. Especially not parents. That'd be a bit hypocritical.

Leafyisherearmy 10 years ago

Fr. But maybe he got jealous that other peoplehave parents so he went insane.

Jeffery Blake McCanless 13 years ago

let everyone die :D

HEHEHAHA 3 years ago

Nahhh batman's so weak when he shits he almost dies and he can't kill my parents and I have no dog so kill my friends dog

VannDTR 10 years ago

I hate my family

Dayna Morris 13 years ago

I don't have a dog and I like my parents most of the time

Mariena_X 9 years ago

But he won't have his gadgets so I'll just kill him first :)

Hadry 11 years ago

And your dog xdddddddd

TheDarkendLight 9 years ago

I"ve already killed my parents a few buttons ago...

xXsuperbat1000Xx 11 years ago

But what if I have no dog

Milliemopsx 9 years ago

Not my dog! 😿💕

000 11 years ago

i dont have a dog and batman doesnt kill m8s

PurpleGingerBreadTurtle 11 years ago

NO!!!!!!!! NOT MY DOG!!!!!!!!

frogsRcool 4 years ago

Batman is fucked if John Wick presses that button

Sagitta 10 years ago

Fuck you, Batman!

Justin Skiles 13 years ago

jokes on you! i dont have a dog!!

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Demagol 12 years ago

Batman doesnt kill, so im good

not_danTDM 5 years ago

sorry parents and I want a cat and it does"t say that batman will kill your brother(s) and sister(s) sooo um I guess I can sacrifice my parents

Tails.exe x Cream.exe 11 years ago

Lol I have cats

NarutoRamen 9 years ago

NOT MY DOG!!!

Encypt 11 years ago

Solution: When batman comes to your house, throw an exploding batarang at him before he can do crap.

MRHOUNDEYEcz 8 years ago

I have a cat, btw no

Lucadabuttonpresser 11 years ago

What will I use them for?

AberBasketGamingYT 9 years ago

Batman is not real

Kregorxbox 11 years ago

NOT THE DOG ðŸ˜“

PIZZABOOM 2 years ago

I already get all his stuff, so what he use to kill my dog and parents? And I don't have any dog

BaconLemons 10 years ago

My parents died and I don't have a dog :) :, (

Malory Michaud 13 years ago

Kill batman before he kills my parents and my imaginary dog, and then revive him after a few days. Or lock him in a caller until he promises not to kill my parents and imaginary dog.

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