Will You Press The Button?

ROGUE 11 years ago

YOU CAN KILL MY PARENTS, BUT I SWEAR IF YOU TOUCH MY DOG, I'LL WIPE OUT YOUR ENTIRE LINEAGE.

Isgg last year

for me it's the other way around

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BobbyWasabiMk2 10 years ago

He"s gonna have a very rough day if he doesn't have his tools and I do.

Rilln 6 years ago

True true

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InfiniteLaserz 11 years ago

Loophole! My parents were made unbeatable by my past press button experience! Also don't have a dog so...Does he give me a dog then kill it?

baconbatman 9 years ago

heres a dog me:omg yissss batman: stab me: HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FCK NOOOOO SENIOR WOOOFERS WHY THE FUUUUUUUUUU-

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killer_wolf101 11 years ago

So batman i got all your gadgets so...there's no way your killing my parents

McKay Joseph Hall 13 years ago

I'm adopted and I don't have a dog. No downside.

Andromeda 9 years ago

It doesn't say "biological parents". Adoptive or not, they"re dead, Kay.

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DragonEXE 10 years ago

What the fuck just really WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

Christy Lovell 13 years ago

Trick question! Batman doesn't kill!!!

ima_nubynobody 6 years ago

Smart!

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XanderLionheart 9 years ago

Ad long as he adopts me and makes me his partner.

Karma-the-cat 10 years ago

I don't have a dog and I hate my parents WHOOP

LoganVanek 10 years ago

Reads....(and your dog) ... >:( I WILL NOT

.nigger 2 years ago

love yourself

Dylann 10 years ago

But if you touched them, I burry you alive :;)

Dylann 10 years ago

Duh, that IS Batman"s story, and I don't have parents or dog so no downside... kinda sad to admit...

JeremiahHardnett 10 years ago

never liked my parents anyways and i don't have a dog so let"s go!!

Connor Ingle 13 years ago

Batman doesn't kill people. Especially not parents. That'd be a bit hypocritical.

Leafyisherearmy 10 years ago

Fr. But maybe he got jealous that other peoplehave parents so he went insane.

Jeffery Blake McCanless 13 years ago

let everyone die :D

pikachu1626 9 years ago

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AJ choose 11 years ago

I love my dog

Zordekaizer 10 years ago

What happens If i kill batman first with his gadgets

Stefanope 12 years ago

batman isnt real sooo IM OK

alt-f4 5 years ago

no thanks im good

pugthechub 11 years ago

uh hes not real

TransFem last year

Does any of batman's gadgets turn me into a cute girl, if not i'm not pressing

Ultimodata01 10 months ago

Are u normal???

JoshTheScrub 10 years ago

i don't want my dog to die... batman would never do that also

Fathul Munir 13 years ago

i see no downside

William5 8 years ago

Not my dog!

Roaryboy 11 years ago

If only he said the Joker killed them it would male sense, batman and robin don't kill

Squidoodle55 9 years ago

I HAVE NO DOG HA!

albie2008 11 years ago

Not my dog i love diamond the dogðŸ˜ðŸ˜¢ðŸ˜¥ðŸ˜¢ðŸ˜¢ðŸ˜¢ðŸ˜¢ðŸ˜¢

Andromeda 9 years ago

Yeah, I don't like my parents and don't have a dog, so for once there"s no downside for me.

MegaAeroforce1 10 years ago

I was going to click it, but when it said he"d kill my dog...

TheBird 11 years ago

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JaxTheDesteoyer 3 years ago

You can kill my family but if you lay a fucking finger on my dog SAY HELLO TO CALIFORNIA BITCH!

Victyrus 10 years ago

Batman doesn't kill.

Amaya White 13 years ago

Not Teddy

jonahdooze100 10 years ago

Fuck. Accidently pressed well bye parents(and the dog)

MagicGolem 11 years ago

Wow 8268 people pressed the button...

Yeetaleet 4 years ago

The guy"s just jealous his parents are gone.

ASSASINXPRO 11 years ago

paradox batman dosent kill

Dared 9 years ago

I have a cat bitch

CakeAnarchy 11 years ago

i was legit ready to click this until i realised my dog would die too

UrDailyGuy 6 years ago

My parents are mean and I don't have a dog, I see this as an absolute win

vitor_bowen 11 years ago

Noo!!my dog

Clove_Titanos 9 years ago

DONT YOI DARE TOUCH MY DOG!!!! OR I WILL BREAK YOU IN HALF!!!!

pikachu1626 9 years ago

hell yeah fucking batman bitch

Khang4 11 years ago

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N8andR8 10 years ago

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TFSFallen17 12 years ago

i like how y'all say NOT MY DOG in stead of NOT MY PARENTS

TeamKobus2 9 years ago

He doesn't kill. win win for me

BonBonIsBlue 11 years ago

Im allergic to fur.....but my parents ;-; Well Ill just get revenge on Batman :3

R1FT 2 years ago

Go after my parents all you want, touch my dog and your bloodline will be erased

XxlightningliamxX 10 years ago

FIGHT 4 PARENTS EVIL BATMAN

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