Will You Press The Button?

sheepAREsheep8 years ago

*stubs toe* feels no pain.... 50 years later *slowly dies of a broken toe and bleeds to death*

shinchaf15 years ago

grave: ______ / R.I.P \ / SHEEP \

Canmantis9 years ago

You could basically become a superhero for those 50 years. You just have to remember when your time runs out and inform everyone a year in advance so they can set up a memorial

pingpongguy4 years ago

Sorry to bother you guys, but.. I'm dying in a week. Cya

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YOLOMAN9 years ago

Easy... just don't get hurt. And if you do get hurt, it shouldn't be that bad

Boopdeshoop7 years ago

Then it kind of pointless

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ASAEDRIS8 years ago

i will spend my time with the title "the invincible" and become an instant hit and probably a billionaire. then when my time is up i will plan a stage held death whilst saying "let me be known as the imploding man" and basically implode from all the injuries i recieved

TheOOOF5 years ago

Thats a lot of damage!

HibblyGibbly8 years ago

Basically you just shoot yourself in the head during year 49, that you die at year 50 and don't have to live with the pain, I mean, come on guys.

TDSlayer987 years ago

I think you would still die but it would be painless

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LilacKs7 years ago

So rather than taking injuries one by one slowly, I take them all at once? I might die. No thank you.

Kurbiskuchen7 years ago

Idiot

Crenshawking118 years ago

The first thing that i would do is shoot myself then i die in 50 years had a good life

TDSlayer987 years ago

I don’t think that’s how it works

Korinicorn9 years ago

Ohshite

Babes8 years ago

Your profile picture made that 10 times better.

RadioactiveCookie9 years ago

This is actually one of the best ones I've heard :)

OnePunch8 years ago

But I can't get hurt. I'm One Punch Man.

DragonEXE8 years ago

Overdose on painkillers, weed, and go to sleep. Feel like hammered shit in the morning you win

DragonEXE8 years ago

On the last day of invulnerability you n"wah

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EyeOwnUrEnergy9 years ago

Just remember when your 50 years is up.

happylego919 years ago

nopenopenopenopenopenopenopneopneopenope... Am I the only one who thinks about the future?

Fb2_edgar7 years ago

I read that as no pen

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RikuXander7 years ago

Be super reckless and just die instantly 50 years later.

GlutNy7 years ago

I'll die 5 seconds before my 50 years are up

JoeJackelen7 years ago

Skydive 5 times without a parachute. Or become an assassin who targets despots and people who are making the world a more miserable place. The amount of damage I"d take would instantly kill me at the end

Dominix7 years ago

Just cut your veins. Feel no pain when 50 years pass >:D Oh wait.. You can't move since the messages from your brain aren't reaching your muscles... Crap.

TDSlayer987 years ago

No your veins would stop blood from pumping through your body not make you not be able to move

BlakeDelespine7 years ago

Lol I could imagine if you"re just chilling when you"re like 70 you"re like ah fuck!!!!!

CalebBird7 years ago

Jump off a building strait away and in 50 years you'll die instantly and wont have to deal with the pain!

TDSlayer987 years ago

You’ll still die it didn’t say anything about surviving

MaxwellMembrino8 years ago

I just got this one

Malarcrayfish309 years ago

Dick

LazyPayday7 years ago

I mean you still leave a pretty full life. Wouldn't matter if your died fifty from now unless your like five.

hOi Aim temmie8 years ago

I kill me before the 50 years are over

Tjones8 years ago

You can't kill yourself, you"re invulnerable

NordPatoch11 months ago

I'll make myself knows to be invincible, godlike even. Might start a cult to myself. And in 50 years I'll make an event of my death, take the pause and everything, and explode in front of everybody

ElisaSammej8 years ago

I could live my life normally without daily pain.... I could 1 man take down Isis. I see no downsid.

OPOSSUM_4 years ago

I will probably have killed myself before that 50th year

XDRandomGamerDX9 years ago

So if i break every bone in my body 50 years later my bones will just snap and i'll die? Damn that's scary...

Babes8 years ago

Nope. The amount of times I"ve stubbed my toe would catch up to me.

MJ7777 years ago

Being choked isn’t an injury; just hang yourself at the 49th year

RebeccaGay7 years ago

exactly that is so easy true that yo whats up fuckers

cpmaster9 years ago

why would FUCK'IN PRESS THE BUTTON IF I CAN GET NO BROKEN BONES THEN WHEN IM 50 IM IN TORTURE

bOOm_headshOt3 years ago

imagine you get stabbed and die in 50 years

Edwardonut_the_goofer6 years ago

I would die of the pain

Tjones8 years ago

Well guys, in fifty years there"s going to be an explotion a little bit bigger than a nuclear blast around me, so I'll be going in the ocean around that time, make sure you"re far away

EngineMusic8 years ago

pain is the teacher, you are the student. embrace the pain.

julekjej9 months ago

But I'm immune, so it wouldn't do anything anyways...

PokemonTrainerTrey9 years ago

50yrs are a lot so shoot me

Wolfenium4 years ago

*shoots head* At least I know I have 50 years to live and I will die a quick death.

Theiofit8 years ago

So first things first. Throw yourself of a cliff so when the dog comes you die fast. Second. Organise your funeral

DukeofDumDum7 years ago

50yrs from now, ill be 80. Its a good time to go :-/ i gues ... I like the idea of going out in a bang, vs fading away. 50years well spendt 😎

JordanHernandez8 years ago

But, it"s not like i stopped being invulnerable so it wouldn't do anything

AlliR3109 years ago

Oh Hell naaaaa!!!!

ThatCatByTheStreet2 years ago

shoot yourself in the head with a shotgun then in 50 years you feel nothing.

YandereFox218 years ago

what if i die before 50...

FabulousButtNugget9 years ago

Kill yourself before 50 years comes by! I mean you lived a good life anyway and if you are 20 and up you would be 70 which you lived a decently long life so just end it!

Babes8 years ago

I"d press the button when I was 50, then on the day before 50 years I"d be 99, and just kill myself. Better me than anyone else I suppose.

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coolchocolatecake8 years ago

i don't want do die at 60 years old :(

TheOOOF5 years ago

Bro, shoot yourself or do something that normaly would insta-kill you. After these 50 years you probably would die anyway, so thanks to what u do, you wont even feel the pain, you will just die

Sirayo7 years ago

So 50 years of invulnerbility and then sudden painful death? I am up for it.

TheUltimateButtonPresser8 years ago

I would die

SomeRazorThing7 years ago

What if you are like in er 60s or somethin.

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