Will You Press The Button?

Maharid 11 months ago

50 years from now i will be dead of old age... well, sooner than that.

meatloave 3 months ago

dammit !! I was gonna write that!

sheepAREsheep 10 years ago

*stubs toe* feels no pain.... 50 years later *slowly dies of a broken toe and bleeds to death*

shinchaf1 6 years ago

grave: ______ / R.I.P \ / SHEEP \

Canmantis 10 years ago

You could basically become a superhero for those 50 years. You just have to remember when your time runs out and inform everyone a year in advance so they can set up a memorial

pingpongguy 5 years ago

Sorry to bother you guys, but.. I'm dying in a week. Cya

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YOLOMAN 11 years ago

Easy... just don't get hurt. And if you do get hurt, it shouldn't be that bad

Boopdeshoop 9 years ago

Then it kind of pointless

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ASAEDRIS 9 years ago

i will spend my time with the title "the invincible" and become an instant hit and probably a billionaire. then when my time is up i will plan a stage held death whilst saying "let me be known as the imploding man" and basically implode from all the injuries i recieved

TheOOOF 6 years ago

Thats a lot of damage!

HibblyGibbly 9 years ago

Basically you just shoot yourself in the head during year 49, that you die at year 50 and don't have to live with the pain, I mean, come on guys.

TDSlayer98 8 years ago

I think you would still die but it would be painless

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LilacKs 9 years ago

So rather than taking injuries one by one slowly, I take them all at once? I might die. No thank you.

Kurbiskuchen 9 years ago

Idiot

Crenshawking11 9 years ago

The first thing that i would do is shoot myself then i die in 50 years had a good life

TDSlayer98 8 years ago

I don’t think that’s how it works

Korinicorn 10 years ago

Ohshite

Babes 10 years ago

Your profile picture made that 10 times better.

RadioactiveCookie 10 years ago

This is actually one of the best ones I've heard :)

OnePunch 9 years ago

But I can't get hurt. I'm One Punch Man.

DragonEXE 9 years ago

Overdose on painkillers, weed, and go to sleep. Feel like hammered shit in the morning you win

DragonEXE 9 years ago

On the last day of invulnerability you n"wah

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EyeOwnUrEnergy 10 years ago

Just remember when your 50 years is up.

happylego91 10 years ago

nopenopenopenopenopenopenopneopneopenope... Am I the only one who thinks about the future?

Fb2_edgar 8 years ago

I read that as no pen

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RikuXander 8 years ago

Be super reckless and just die instantly 50 years later.

GlutNy 9 years ago

I'll die 5 seconds before my 50 years are up

JoeJackelen 9 years ago

Skydive 5 times without a parachute. Or become an assassin who targets despots and people who are making the world a more miserable place. The amount of damage I"d take would instantly kill me at the end

Dominix 9 years ago

Just cut your veins. Feel no pain when 50 years pass >:D Oh wait.. You can't move since the messages from your brain aren't reaching your muscles... Crap.

TDSlayer98 8 years ago

No your veins would stop blood from pumping through your body not make you not be able to move

BlakeDelespine 9 years ago

Lol I could imagine if you"re just chilling when you"re like 70 you"re like ah fuck!!!!!

CalebBird 9 years ago

Jump off a building strait away and in 50 years you'll die instantly and wont have to deal with the pain!

TDSlayer98 8 years ago

You’ll still die it didn’t say anything about surviving

MaxwellMembrino 9 years ago

I just got this one

Malarcrayfish30 10 years ago

Dick

JordanHernandez 10 years ago

But, it"s not like i stopped being invulnerable so it wouldn't do anything

DukeofDumDum 8 years ago

50yrs from now, ill be 80. Its a good time to go :-/ i gues ... I like the idea of going out in a bang, vs fading away. 50years well spendt 😎

AlliR310 10 years ago

Oh Hell naaaaa!!!!

YandereFox21 9 years ago

what if i die before 50...

FabulousButtNugget 10 years ago

Kill yourself before 50 years comes by! I mean you lived a good life anyway and if you are 20 and up you would be 70 which you lived a decently long life so just end it!

Babes 10 years ago

I"d press the button when I was 50, then on the day before 50 years I"d be 99, and just kill myself. Better me than anyone else I suppose.

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ThatCatByTheStreet 3 years ago

shoot yourself in the head with a shotgun then in 50 years you feel nothing.

TheOOOF 6 years ago

Bro, shoot yourself or do something that normaly would insta-kill you. After these 50 years you probably would die anyway, so thanks to what u do, you wont even feel the pain, you will just die

coolchocolatecake 9 years ago

i don't want do die at 60 years old :(

Sirayo 8 years ago

So 50 years of invulnerbility and then sudden painful death? I am up for it.

TheUltimateButtonPresser 10 years ago

I would die

Glitter_Candy101 10 years ago

Just tell a criminal to kill you when those fifty years are over

SomeRazorThing 9 years ago

What if you are like in er 60s or somethin.

Ender8knight 5 years ago

Death reason: 1,000,000 paper cuts

Buttonpresser25678 8 years ago

If you survive those 50 your completely invincible

Basketball_Rules 3 years ago

if you get hurt a lot and once 50 years hits, you could die

RiderJarzen 9 years ago

What if you’re 50 years old already?

XavierBob 10 years ago

Wait till im about to die ;)

__d.er.k.__ 10 years ago

I'm such a wuss for pain, and if you're invulnerable, how many times do you think you might accidentally stub your toe or bump your funny bone, and all those accidental bumps that hurt enough on their own, willcome speeding back all at once!