Does not mean I have to do his job. *witnesses burglary* don’t help. Instead, if there was a natural disaster I can use my awesome powers and fuck off
*laughs maniacally while watching the city collapse under*
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GayGod10 years ago
Superman"s overrated
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karends10 years ago
I"d rather be Batman
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Bogster1311 years ago
So superman
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jtdeaves11 years ago
Superman sucks
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DeadCobra9 years ago
There is no downside its totally ok but i will not press cause i am not a cheater like him
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heller10 years ago
I love children and want some of my own and we all need to be loved
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Dabear1111 years ago
Why does lenny face look so weird on this site?
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diaochan2 years ago
我想被爱,孩子有没有无所谓
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kkwinner12312 years ago
Fuck superman
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AwesomeKitteh1211 years ago
NO THANK YOU
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DogabanyHaukoRar5 years ago
Yes, just yes.
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Burstbusterz10 years ago
Id' rather have the powers of Eragon
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skullcakez11 years ago
Superman isn't that super and manly.
SakurafallK10 years ago
Well, he ultimately is. At least language-wise.
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AceQueen188 years ago
Love is overrated, I can easily go without a bf even though I'm heteroromantic.
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anime lover 12010 years ago
I WANT BABIES WITH LEVI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Aquagirl4099 years ago
wtf, if i had his powers, i should be loved for saving da world.
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HeWearsATrenchCoat10 years ago
Please. I can become Nightwing.
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gogosox14872 years ago
so i wont be affected at all
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tydickson11 years ago
Ty Dickson
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ShadowofHeart11 years ago
If I'd never be loved again i would absolutely grow bitter and evil.
SakurafallK10 years ago
And is that something you want?
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heatfromfire5 years ago
*happy aromantic noises*
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Unknown12 years ago
Oh sure because all i want is to wear tight cloths and be fearfull of rocks
SakurafallK10 years ago
I never knew the fashion is part of the powers; that's why superheroes can't get rid of it!! ...And as far as I know, powers were mentioned in the deal, not weaknesses.. So unfortunately, you'll have to get what you want elsewhere.
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TheInnocentXeno10 years ago
My super sperm flew away
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Samtheprogrammer7 years ago
win-win
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Superstar5710 years ago
i already have superhuman powers like... the power to live! and the power to shape shift and turn invisible (shapeshifts into a naked person so i can go invisible)
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Di5tur8ed11 years ago
The powers would be nice, thats the only thing that would change
SakurafallK10 years ago
I think the word "never" is the change.
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LeDragongQueen10 years ago
Never wanted kids. Do baby dragons count? They ARE my little babies, after all...
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lolzbiotch11 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]
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ThunderXpert2 years ago
Even if I will not be loved, I will be thanked and liked.
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Narnek12312 years ago
To me, the only power I want is to get laid whenever I want
SakurafallK10 years ago
So being humanly cuddlily adored might come in naturally more handy than being super... Or would it?
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MlgproDewDoritosSanic12310 years ago
I dont even like superman
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the obsidian man11 years ago
where do i sing to sell my soul?
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FiddleDiddler10 years ago
If I can not be loved then I shall be feared by all!
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