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You have the powers of superman
but
you can never have children or be loved
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FoxyFromOnePiece 3 years ago
I could never accept my loving fans hating me. I love my nakama too much and I love it even more that they love me back.

awedar 2 days ago
didn't you singlehandedly make the west indies slave trade possible?

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago
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awedar 2 days ago
heh, know what else is dark and twisted?

Maharid 3 years ago
I will not need childrens and love. Why. Read Injustice and you will understand.

IamAPhanandaCrybabyDanandphil 9 years ago
I will be liked not loved. I will adopt not birth. :)

the-idiotic-demiboyflux 4 years ago
I have now seen true genius.

SavanaStyles_ 10 years ago
HELL NO! NO FUTURE GENERATION! HELL NO!

SakurafallK 10 years ago
On the other hand, that might be a sweetly good thing.

902210 9 years ago
SUPERMAN SUCKA BATMAN4LIFE

Korenv77 8 years ago
Batman fans R in the house!!

deathbypanzer 11 years ago
who needs it?

Drawesomethewizard 10 years ago
Supervillians are cooler.

Cat-rulers 8 years ago
I get the powers of Superman. Why would I need love?

Marshall Mwgnd Dickerson 13 years ago
Eh, love is overrated.

jorje_O_Açogueiro 4 years ago
sim kkkkkkkk
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QuietScreaming 9 years ago
Does not mean I have to do his job. *witnesses burglary* don’t help. Instead, if there was a natural disaster I can use my awesome powers and fuck off *laughs maniacally while watching the city collapse under*

GayGod 10 years ago
Superman"s overrated

karends 10 years ago
I"d rather be Batman

Bogster13 11 years ago
So superman

DogabanyHaukoRar 5 years ago
Yes, just yes.

Burstbusterz 10 years ago
Id' rather have the powers of Eragon

AwesomeKitteh12 11 years ago
NO THANK YOU

anime lover 120 10 years ago
I WANT BABIES WITH LEVI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

skullcakez 11 years ago
Superman isn't that super and manly.

SakurafallK 10 years ago
Well, he ultimately is. At least language-wise.

AceQueen18 8 years ago
Love is overrated, I can easily go without a bf even though I'm heteroromantic.

gogosox1487 2 years ago
so i wont be affected at all

tydickson 11 years ago
Ty Dickson

Aquagirl409 9 years ago
wtf, if i had his powers, i should be loved for saving da world.

HeWearsATrenchCoat 10 years ago
Please. I can become Nightwing.

Unknown 12 years ago
Oh sure because all i want is to wear tight cloths and be fearfull of rocks

SakurafallK 10 years ago
I never knew the fashion is part of the powers; that's why superheroes can't get rid of it!! ...And as far as I know, powers were mentioned in the deal, not weaknesses.. So unfortunately, you'll have to get what you want elsewhere.

TheInnocentXeno 10 years ago
My super sperm flew away

ShadowofHeart 11 years ago
If I'd never be loved again i would absolutely grow bitter and evil.

SakurafallK 10 years ago
And is that something you want?

heatfromfire 5 years ago
*happy aromantic noises*

Superstar57 10 years ago
i already have superhuman powers like... the power to live! and the power to shape shift and turn invisible (shapeshifts into a naked person so i can go invisible)

Di5tur8ed 11 years ago
The powers would be nice, thats the only thing that would change

SakurafallK 10 years ago
I think the word "never" is the change.

Samtheprogrammer 7 years ago
win-win

lolzbiotch 11 years ago
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LeDragongQueen 10 years ago
Never wanted kids. Do baby dragons count? They ARE my little babies, after all...

MlgproDewDoritosSanic123 10 years ago
I dont even like superman

the obsidian man 11 years ago
where do i sing to sell my soul?

ThunderXpert 2 years ago
Even if I will not be loved, I will be thanked and liked.

Narnek123 12 years ago
To me, the only power I want is to get laid whenever I want

SakurafallK 10 years ago
So being humanly cuddlily adored might come in naturally more handy than being super... Or would it?

Gamba_Craft 11 years ago
superman is gay, if you dont know

SakurafallK 10 years ago
he seems rather morose, most of the time
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GameCreator 5 years ago
I hate superman

Pepo Miceli 13 years ago
non che adesso me la stia spassando.. almeno posso volare e sparare raggi dagli occhi!!!!

SakurafallK 10 years ago
I'm disarmed

FiddleDiddler 10 years ago
If I can not be loved then I shall be feared by all!

I-Am-SuperWhoLock-ed 8 years ago
Superman is dumb.

Will23Ocean 10 years ago
I don't plan on getting married or having kids anyway so Powers ya!

IAmSoSmart 11 years ago
Never said you can't love someone. I won't be loved. They will.

SakurafallK 10 years ago
Mr. Bulb.
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button user 10 years ago
superman doesn't even have children

D_YellowMadness 2 years ago
No upside.

Aeirohide_Prime 9 years ago
I"d rather be Optimus Prime

Errorpov0005 12 years ago
no love needed ;)

Lue10ant Diamond 11 years ago
Fuck that

pandabear5 10 years ago
I don't care cause I'm super man!!!!!!!
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