Will You Press The Button?

Atheist Potato 10 years ago

I'm Asexual.

AngelinaJohnsonWeasley 6 years ago

Same

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Alicewinterwish 11 years ago

Then it's easy. I won't have sex.

JustApersontrynasurvive 5 years ago

Exactly.

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Dreadwalker 10 years ago

They have to watch? At least once, and because it doesn't say it has to be more than once, or every time, just once. Clothes on, zipper down, skirt up, panties pulled aside, and the lowest amount of visibility possible. Come on, love. Fuck the most intelligent person in the world.

TBA1222 2 years ago

why did you have to write that last line. just why.

PlumpiXD 9 years ago

For the highest IQ I woud sacrifice sex. I´m not interested anyway. Laughs in asexual

TimeGoat 10 years ago

My parents are pretty old, I think they'll die before I have sex.

dankmemes101 9 years ago

I'm never going to have sex anyway. *laughs asexually*

dankmemes101 9 years ago

YAAASSS WOF

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Morgan J. Caola 13 years ago

Can I use my massive IQ to electrically stimulate neurons in my parents' brains so they go temporarily blind and deaf cause then hell yeah

MANJUEGAZOSNT 5 years ago

Make them fooking forget that, like men in black device

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Rexsarus 11 years ago

so, i can have the higest IQ, and sex as well?! Fuck yes!

stanstevey 6 years ago

Does that mean I somehow get to have sex, because looking at my current trend I will die a virgin.

FurryFluffer 10 years ago

It doesnt say everytime. So do something mild once infront of them

RejiTyroneJr. 11 years ago

If you have the highest IQ then you ain't havin sex.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Those two things aren’t mutually exclusive! …oh wait. They are.

Tesla02 7 years ago

Haha, like im ever going to have sex...

STOP THE SPAM 11 years ago

shut the fuck up emojiman

homelessapple 11 years ago

TH3 M4N SP34KS TRUTH

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Connor Salas 13 years ago

"Have" to? Get to.

Simple1 4 years ago

NAAAH BRO FROM ALABAMA

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Miluna 8 years ago

having sex feels goo-oo-ood

tomasek1a 8 years ago

win for me, nothing for parents because if ya smart ya probably also a virgin

HGhannahgirl 8 years ago

just remain a virgin

PrincessOfBlueRoses 9 years ago

I'm asexual, though.

ArealgamerC 9 years ago

No sex? Naaah...

CheshireLilac 10 years ago

I'm asexual... I'm never having sex....

THEJoe 10 years ago

Mom Come with me pleas i want to have Sex

Adofl Hilter 13 years ago

i already am

Jakob KalmÃ©r 13 years ago

So what if they have to watch!

NightFox404 2 years ago

Do they only have to watch it one time or everytime I do it?

Xx_BlackLight_xX 11 years ago

Well, I wouldn't like to give my parents such envy...but I think I'll press anyway.

Squonchy 11 years ago

HA! jokes on you i dont have parents i only have a mom!

TheRealEragon 12 years ago

I will invent a soundproof box that they can live in with an invisible camera and wipe my memory so I don't know they're watching.

ShleapordGurl 9 years ago

The joys of being ace

kingnether 11 years ago

WHY THE FUCK WOULD I HAVE MY PARENTS WATCH ME HAVE SEX daz wrong

bluetissue 10 years ago

usually when someone has an EXTREMELY high IQ, it takes away from other things. so, I would rather be smarter than most and be socially acceptable, rather than the smartest and have a bunch of mental issues.

Nick Mallas 13 years ago

You are sick.....

DrDinkyWinky 5 years ago

Will they cheer me on?

Rice Cake Man 11 years ago

wtf creepers

Pokeminer 10 years ago

I'm already a genius

waxxy_on_yt 6 years ago

nah bro i dont give a fuck about my iq

HOOPA 11 years ago

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SkullFire115 11 years ago

That would be a down side for them. Not me.

Julianna3665 8 years ago

being an ace rules

MOnster101 11 years ago

But how high is my iq

Lord Hydra 12 years ago

A) My parents could be blind B) I could avoid sex C) My parents could be deceased D) It doesn't say how many times they have to watch you or for how long