Will You Press The Button?

Atheist Potato 10 years ago

I'm Asexual.

AngelinaJohnsonWeasley 6 years ago

Same

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Alicewinterwish 11 years ago

Then it's easy. I won't have sex.

JustApersontrynasurvive 5 years ago

Exactly.

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Dreadwalker 10 years ago

They have to watch? At least once, and because it doesn't say it has to be more than once, or every time, just once. Clothes on, zipper down, skirt up, panties pulled aside, and the lowest amount of visibility possible. Come on, love. Fuck the most intelligent person in the world.

TBA1222 2 years ago

why did you have to write that last line. just why.

PlumpiXD 9 years ago

For the highest IQ I woud sacrifice sex. I´m not interested anyway. Laughs in asexual

TimeGoat 10 years ago

My parents are pretty old, I think they'll die before I have sex.

dankmemes101 9 years ago

I'm never going to have sex anyway. *laughs asexually*

dankmemes101 9 years ago

YAAASSS WOF

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Morgan J. Caola 13 years ago

Can I use my massive IQ to electrically stimulate neurons in my parents' brains so they go temporarily blind and deaf cause then hell yeah

MANJUEGAZOSNT 5 years ago

Make them fooking forget that, like men in black device

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Rexsarus 11 years ago

so, i can have the higest IQ, and sex as well?! Fuck yes!

stanstevey 6 years ago

Does that mean I somehow get to have sex, because looking at my current trend I will die a virgin.

FurryFluffer 10 years ago

It doesnt say everytime. So do something mild once infront of them

RejiTyroneJr. 11 years ago

If you have the highest IQ then you ain't havin sex.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Those two things aren’t mutually exclusive! …oh wait. They are.

Tesla02 7 years ago

Haha, like im ever going to have sex...

STOP THE SPAM 11 years ago

shut the fuck up emojiman

homelessapple 11 years ago

TH3 M4N SP34KS TRUTH

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Connor Salas 13 years ago

"Have" to? Get to.

Simple1 4 years ago

NAAAH BRO FROM ALABAMA

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Miluna 8 years ago

having sex feels goo-oo-ood

tomasek1a 8 years ago

win for me, nothing for parents because if ya smart ya probably also a virgin

HGhannahgirl 8 years ago

just remain a virgin

PrincessOfBlueRoses 9 years ago

I'm asexual, though.

ArealgamerC 9 years ago

No sex? Naaah...

CheshireLilac 10 years ago

I'm asexual... I'm never having sex....

THEJoe 10 years ago

Mom Come with me pleas i want to have Sex

Jakob KalmÃ©r 13 years ago

So what if they have to watch!

Adofl Hilter 13 years ago

i already am

Natalia_Marron 9 years ago

You could just become really good at photoshopping and video editing. That way you could find a video that"s obviously not you, shop it so that it really looks like and sounds like you, and show your parents. They think it"s you, but it"s not.

alexherondale02 12 years ago

I HAVE NO PARENTS! HA

Loophole man 10 years ago

Sex is disgusting

EMPTYENDER11 8 years ago

Just name a pet You and then they can watch him.

EMPTYENDER11 8 years ago

Or make a YouTube video called You have sex.

Tox943 11 years ago

FUCK SEX I NEVER WANNA HAVE SEX

RejiTyroneJr. 11 years ago

You're like 9. You will want to as you get older. Of course you don't now as you can't even get an erections yet.

Loophol 3 years ago

Parents just proud

Pinkreal 11 years ago

Well I press it cuz it doesn't tell you you can not close your eyes while your parents have sex :D

LiamEgil 8 years ago

My parents are dead

Jersey.l 11 years ago

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