You are granted three wishes
but
Every wish you make will reduce your lifespan accordingly to the type of wish that you make. (The more complicated the wish, the more lifespan it will take.)
I will not

jinjinjijiao last year
我的愿望是与天地同寿。

sdfvbnjm last year
天才!

Dogerium 11 years ago
First Wish: wish to have no lifespan removal, Second Wish: wish infinite wishes, Third and other wishes: anything.

supcub2009 4 years ago
I WANT TO DIE ANYWAYS SO WHY NOT
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minimegaman090 2 years ago
Oh, the genie doesn't let you wish to change the rules? JUST WISH YOU COULD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Callum Walton 11 years ago
"I wish you wouldn't reduce my lifespan every time I made a wish, you dick."

xKitKatx 6 years ago
I just want to have minecraft and roblox forever second wish wings. third wish ink world

Etharian 11 years ago
Wish one: Immortality Wish two: Unlimited wishes ?????????? Profit!!!

FattyTheFat 10 years ago
No Etharian pressing "enter" is broken
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Charlie Banks 13 years ago
immortality, ability to change form and size of whoever I think of at will, and ability to create anything at will (including time machine for when the sun goes supernova and everything dies)

Hyltran 3 years ago
Your sun 🌞 will never go supernova because it is to small for that. It will be a red giant one day though.
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JustJackie 9 years ago
Well what if you wish to be immortal and to have unlimited wishes?

FattyTheFat 10 years ago
Wish for immortality, wish to create a machine to make all these buttons on this site real but without any downsides, and third wish always be able to have brownies at any time

FattyTheFat 10 years ago
Lol just saw this question again!

Poomanpeebird 8 years ago
Wish for unlimited wishes.

TheBigZet 8 years ago
Better press it, I'll have 3 wishes stored without concequences until usage

BunnyLover1101 10 years ago
Infinate wishes, 500 more years to my lifespan, I become hot, etc.

KiwiBird202 10 years ago
Make my life span at least 120 years, regardless of anything else!

Patrick Ravnsbjerg Holm 13 years ago
Wish for infinite wishes. Wish for wishes not to take anymore lifespan. ???

Caleb Fogle 13 years ago
Mortality

Lonely Pizza 10 years ago
"mortality" has already been gained to us.
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Bats31 9 years ago
1:wish for more wishes 2:immortality 3:infinite money

memyname 12 years ago
Just wish for more lives!

XxX_Memester1337_XxX 10 years ago
HAIL 2 U

CreepylookinGirl 10 years ago
If I will be warned before how much lifespan it takes

Sinner 11 years ago
F6

Awesomeegurl1001 9 years ago
Immortality, a billion dollars, and a WORKING undestructable magic wand.

Gaurav Sharma 13 years ago
wish for my wishes to longer affect my lifespan, Get a working Dubstep Gun, And get every single thing i want

Goldenrobert 8 years ago
1.) immortality 2.) have google in my head 3.) a boat (I’m a fisherman)

xxflyinghippoxx 11 years ago
*wishes to be immortal* *universe explodes due to paradox*

DenisDailey 9 years ago
One of your wishes could be live forever

Jacob J. Cable 13 years ago
Just wish for the ability to give and take immortality!

Zegorak 8 months ago
wish for more lifespan/immortality or wish this button never had a downside

Why u do d7s 11 years ago
You can wish to live forever than wish for unlimited wishes

Rowly 9 years ago
wish to be immortal until you decide to die...

WouldIPressTheButton 2 years ago
What If i wish for immortality?

The_Cool_1o1 11 years ago
Wish 1: Eternal Life, Wish 2: Universal Knowlage, Wish 3: Infinant Wishes

MyVoteRules 8 years ago
My wish:......... *24 days later*... nah I think I’m good.

smsff7 11 years ago
I wish for money and a long lifespan to enjoy it, maybe a shapshifting power too

shortboynoah 5 years ago
i want to live for twice as long as i otherwise would. now i want to be able to crawl 400 mph. now i want to make ten thousand dollars every day without having to do a thing.

ExplodingButton 11 years ago
Immortal so no lifespan now ok

PhoenixWright 9 years ago
First wish Immortality second wish to become a god third wish to have infinite wishes. with infinite wishes I could wish to be able to change my body in any way I like and so on and so on

Shirogami 12 years ago
1. Negate downside. 2. Infinite wishes. 3. Unlimited money. 4. World peace. 5. Pokemons . . .

RipperMC121 10 years ago
Just wish for immortality then

ashudow 9 years ago
First wish is for immortality. Second wish is to defy the law of wishes. Third wish is for infinite wishes at my disposal when I need them. Loophole Wishies confirmed

Danny Buranich 13 years ago
I wish my wishes didn't affect my lifespan

Hatched Ender Dragon 10 years ago
Immortality, Power To Change Anything, Two More Wishes

the1truepickaxe 6 years ago
I wish for a machine that is a meter cube, that has a keyboard interface and monitor, that is lightweight enough to lift but not lightweight enough to float, and that can produce anything I want it to, no matter how fantastic or improbable, consuming no r... [Show full comment]

the1truepickaxe 6 years ago
Once I do that, make some life pills or something.

nubs nation 11 years ago
Would if you wish for immortality

meatloave last year
The most complicated of wishes reduces lifespan by .3 seconds

CMHammond 11 years ago
Undefined amount of lifespan lost. Undefined level of complicated. Since there are no limits to the wishes, wish for the ability to grant my own wishes for myself and others. Become immortal.

tye da boss 11 years ago
wish that it wont take your lifespan and also wish for like infinity wishes

Timelypat 9 years ago
Just wish to not have your lifespan reduced. And if that"s too complicated... Well fuck you then.

Foxpaw1075 9 years ago
I just want some waffles...

nathalia 12 years ago
1) Tha the wishes don't reduce my lifespan. 2) infinities wishes. 3) enjoy.

SweetDream 2 years ago
Erm downside?
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