Will You Press The Button?

minimegaman09010 months ago

Oh, the genie doesn't let you wish to change the rules? JUST WISH YOU COULD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dogerium9 years ago

First Wish: wish to have no lifespan removal, Second Wish: wish infinite wishes, Third and other wishes: anything.

supcub20092 years ago

I WANT TO DIE ANYWAYS SO WHY NOT

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Callum Walton9 years ago

"I wish you wouldn't reduce my lifespan every time I made a wish, you dick."

Etharian9 years ago

Wish one: Immortality Wish two: Unlimited wishes ?????????? Profit!!!

FattyTheFat9 years ago

No Etharian pressing "enter" is broken

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xKitKatx4 years ago

I just want to have minecraft and roblox forever second wish wings. third wish ink world

Charlie Banks12 years ago

immortality, ability to change form and size of whoever I think of at will, and ability to create anything at will (including time machine for when the sun goes supernova and everything dies)

Hyltran2 years ago

Your sun 🌞 will never go supernova because it is to small for that. It will be a red giant one day though.

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JustJackie8 years ago

Well what if you wish to be immortal and to have unlimited wishes?

FattyTheFat9 years ago

Wish for immortality, wish to create a machine to make all these buttons on this site real but without any downsides, and third wish always be able to have brownies at any time

FattyTheFat9 years ago

Lol just saw this question again!

Poomanpeebird7 years ago

Wish for unlimited wishes.

TheBigZet7 years ago

Better press it, I'll have 3 wishes stored without concequences until usage

BunnyLover11018 years ago

Infinate wishes, 500 more years to my lifespan, I become hot, etc.

KiwiBird2028 years ago

Make my life span at least 120 years, regardless of anything else!

Patrick Ravnsbjerg Holm12 years ago

Wish for infinite wishes. Wish for wishes not to take anymore lifespan. ???

Caleb Fogle12 years ago

Mortality

Lonely Pizza 9 years ago

"mortality" has already been gained to us.

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RipperMC1219 years ago

Just wish for immortality then

shortboynoah3 years ago

i want to live for twice as long as i otherwise would. now i want to be able to crawl 400 mph. now i want to make ten thousand dollars every day without having to do a thing.

ExplodingButton9 years ago

Immortal so no lifespan now ok

PhoenixWright7 years ago

First wish Immortality second wish to become a god third wish to have infinite wishes. with infinite wishes I could wish to be able to change my body in any way I like and so on and so on

Shirogami11 years ago

1. Negate downside. 2. Infinite wishes. 3. Unlimited money. 4. World peace. 5. Pokemons . . .

the1truepickaxe5 years ago

I wish for a machine that is a meter cube, that has a keyboard interface and monitor, that is lightweight enough to lift but not lightweight enough to float, and that can produce anything I want it to, no matter how fantastic or improbable, consuming no r...[Show full comment]

the1truepickaxe5 years ago

Once I do that, make some life pills or something.

nubs nation9 years ago

Would if you wish for immortality

ashudow8 years ago

First wish is for immortality. Second wish is to defy the law of wishes. Third wish is for infinite wishes at my disposal when I need them. Loophole Wishies confirmed

Danny Buranich12 years ago

I wish my wishes didn't affect my lifespan

Hatched Ender Dragon9 years ago

Immortality, Power To Change Anything, Two More Wishes

tye da boss10 years ago

wish that it wont take your lifespan and also wish for like infinity wishes

Timelypat8 years ago

Just wish to not have your lifespan reduced. And if that"s too complicated... Well fuck you then.

CMHammond9 years ago

Undefined amount of lifespan lost. Undefined level of complicated. Since there are no limits to the wishes, wish for the ability to grant my own wishes for myself and others. Become immortal.

SweetDream10 months ago

Erm downside?

Nightlizard9 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Foxpaw10757 years ago

I just want some waffles...

nathalia10 years ago

1) Tha the wishes don't reduce my lifespan. 2) infinities wishes. 3) enjoy.

Helpless9 years ago

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Sabye11 years ago

Well... Just wish to be a Time Lord, then regenerate and problem solved =3

gallowsCallibrator9 years ago

IMMORTAITY, then being able to summon any monster/ animal I can come up with, and being able to Move timelines so I can join in in homestuck

Janethesupirior4 years ago

Hehe girl time

Citrine8 years ago

Already pressed a button that makes me immortal

Etsimaresei9 years ago

Easy. I wish to: Be immortal. Have magical powers. Have as many wishes I want.

GasolineForBreakfast6 years ago

Wish for more wishes but if you can't, wish for more genies

XxpvpmasterxX10 years ago

*wishes for cake* *wishes for cookies* *wishes to have some subs on youtube* so is my life span now shorten by what? 1-2 days? okay

meatloave7 months ago

Wish for a slice of pizza reduces lifespan by 1/1000000000000000 of a second. Wish to become a god reduces lifespan by 2minutes

i8sumpi9 years ago

My short wish: pie?

FloweyTheButton7 years ago

These questions are answered with a simple. W ish for immortality

ShadowTheKitty10 years ago

I think i would wish for very simple things that wouldn't really damage my life span. 1) Elongated Life Span by 100 years. 2) 3 friends of my choosing get teleported to me. 3) I get anything i want at the snap of my fingers.

USGC8 years ago

Just wish for immortality, then wise for infinite wishes

TrevorTheDominator7 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

PtdShiny10 years ago

One wish. Sburb being real, along with me and my chosen group of friends being able to play it.

xXjeremy360Xx 9 years ago

Than I wish that doesn't happen

TédioAbsoluto3 years ago

ok this one is really hard to loophole oh wait no is not, first: immortality, second: infinite wishes, third: omnipotence

TheGuyWithaCookie9 years ago

immortality,infinite wishes, and a immortal pug then 2nd wish comes into play, infinite monney world peace all suffering ends etc.

echommm9 years ago

what if i wantt an immortal beagle?

idkwhattoputhere4 years ago

my first wish to is to have immortality and my second wish is to have a brain that can handle any amount of knowledge without going insane and my last wish is to have an iq of 1000

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