Will You Press The Button?

thomasthetrainlover1969 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY NICHOLAS CAGE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have ... [Show full comment]

Forgotten_fire 2 years ago

no thanks, im good.

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LOLTROL2006 9 years ago

Wht is the downside? if it is a problem destroy clones and done

ThePaulDude 3 years ago

Don't count on it, chances are they'll kill you first & your spouse probably can't tell the difference between you & the clone so she'll end up sleeping with the clone thinking it"s you.

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FurryzFornicate 9 years ago

Well if they are exact clones of me in personality I would not make them do everything. That wouldn't work. No we would all have to share tasks and responsibilities. Who does what would have to be determined at random and then once decided a schedule would... [Show full comment]

Bilbocarp 9 years ago

This would also technically mean they are better at dying

dankmemes101 9 years ago

And living...

Jammcb 7 years ago

Can I clone my clones, then each clones will be better than the previous and eventually I'll have an elite force of soldiers

William Holloway 13 years ago

clones, welcome to high school

EthanDumpleton 3 years ago

y u p

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Nasos 8 years ago

They can't be better than me at being worse than me

Kelvingtsfan 5 years ago

Kage bunshin no jutsu!

densch 8 years ago

ehm,, where"s the downside? Only people that would have problems with this have some pride aka arrogance issues and cant handle it if someone is better than themselves. I could create a company oof myself and have my clones do dishes and stuff and go ea... [Show full comment]

Zanoth 11 years ago

It says nothing about my clones being subservient to me, so no thanks.

EvilBloxBoss 9 years ago

If my clones are better than me, I could have them teach me how to do stuff like them, then make a new clone, and he will be better than the previous clone, so you could get repeatedly smarter and smarter.

EumeliaCly 9 years ago

*Clones herself* Me: yay no exams

qak 10 years ago

The world could always use more heroes

Pyrosinical 7 years ago

Clones welcome to war

IceBloxFreezer 10 years ago

I can introduce my clones to everyone and then roll them in a carpet and push them off a bridge! Hehe

Pepperonutti 10 years ago

Kill yourself, the clones will be the new human race. Go Hazel's! Go and defeat the non-clones

Davynavy02 11 years ago

There's no downside I can play finnaly legend of Zelda four swords :D yay

YourBoiTy675 8 years ago

i make a clone, he gets filthy rich cause hes perfect, and then i kill him and steal his identity with no proof of his death cause hes my CLONE.... YAY

ThePaulDude 3 years ago

This sounds stupid, you clearly didn't think this through did you?

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GurlOfDaButton 11 years ago

Make them do everything for me Cuz they will be great listeners/slaves/servants

Dumbass84 11 years ago

I am the unique and i dont want no one like me ðŸ˜ƒ

Mahziel Light 13 years ago

the important question is can I control them with supreme authority? 381 people assume the answer is yes but it never pays to make assumptions

Caleb Adams 13 years ago

Finally! Someone who can do my chores for me!

Migdin1 10 years ago

Except if they make you do the chores for them

Blake Walker 13 years ago

It is a nice ability to have even if you don't use it. There is no downside.

Ge Li 13 years ago

They'll do my work well, so I'll get raise and get more money while I'm just sitting there doing nothing. Fuck yeah!

ScarletTheSkeleton 11 years ago

What would be special about me then? à² ï¹à² And im sure my clones would case trouble

WildKatGirl 9 years ago

Why would I want a load of people who were genetically identical to me? I"d have to wait for them to grow up, like a normal human being, and it"s not like I"d be able to control them telepathically, like so many people assume. They would be individual bein... [Show full comment]

nope_nope3nope_nope 11 years ago

Downside?

Dylana stole your car 11 years ago

Hmm I will send my smartest clone to school so I don't :D

Superwar3795 9 years ago

do I get authority over them?

Major Lee Swole 12 years ago

So long as my clone doesn't go outside, it would be okay. If he gets an awesome job and a hot girlfriend, I would be mad jealous but if he stayed home and just made me awesome things to sell online, that would be suhweet

Ujhghujgyujgghj 6 years ago

But I am already stupid so they will only be average.

jadyn 11 years ago

y not

vert343 9 years ago

I will use a slave collar on a clone to do all my work for me >:)

Poyteroy 11 years ago

And they will be better at cloning themselves too. It will quickly reach the point where my clones are making smarter and smarter clones lightning fast, and eventually they will be smart enough to solve ALL of the world's problems! And since they are my clones, all credit will go to ME!!!

WildKatGirl 9 years ago

Why would the credit go to you? Your clone saved the world, not you. That would be like you doing something, and your great-grandparents getting the credit.

Trebaca 9 years ago

Isn't that what every parent wants? To see their children becomr better than them?

killstien 11 years ago

After j term ill clone my self

ShadowMarco 9 years ago

Clones! do all things i am too lazy to do!

ButtonSmasher 11 years ago

It dosent mean i have to

PlayMoreGames 10 years ago

Clones, be better than me at sucking. XD

JackyPRG1 7 years ago

That"s goooooooood, they can help me pass high school Now I can just sit at home and play video games

Con 9 years ago

Will be bettef at: Obeying my orders to the letter. Remaking the Byzantine Empire. Appointing me as Emperor.

meowmixer 11 years ago

Make them work so you dont have to work a day in your life

Zackzin 4 years ago

Clones do my homework

icthulu 10 years ago

And this is how I took over the world....

Francisco Paulos 13 years ago

Clone myself to do work and stuff. As he is better than me, he will get me more money while I sleep at home. Downside?

GlutNy 9 years ago

Clones cant have a better imagination than me... COS I HAVE AN INFINITE MIND

GlaDurDeaD 11 years ago

Wait, does that mean that they'd be great at doing opposite things? Like they'd be great a blowjobs, but bad at blowjobs effectively making them average at everything?

DeathRavens03 10 years ago

If you're asking for an effective blowjob, just ask ;)

MouseGirl 5 years ago

Doesn't matter had clones

jnv675 11 years ago

Why would i do that

mekl 9 years ago

make them do everything for you

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