Will You Press The Button?

thomasthetrainlover1969 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY NICHOLAS CAGE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have ... [Show full comment]

Forgotten_fire 2 years ago

no thanks, im good.

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LOLTROL2006 9 years ago

Wht is the downside? if it is a problem destroy clones and done

ThePaulDude 3 years ago

Don't count on it, chances are they'll kill you first & your spouse probably can't tell the difference between you & the clone so she'll end up sleeping with the clone thinking it"s you.

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FurryzFornicate 9 years ago

Well if they are exact clones of me in personality I would not make them do everything. That wouldn't work. No we would all have to share tasks and responsibilities. Who does what would have to be determined at random and then once decided a schedule would... [Show full comment]

Bilbocarp 9 years ago

This would also technically mean they are better at dying

dankmemes101 9 years ago

And living...

Jammcb 7 years ago

Can I clone my clones, then each clones will be better than the previous and eventually I'll have an elite force of soldiers

William Holloway 13 years ago

clones, welcome to high school

EthanDumpleton 3 years ago

y u p

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Nasos 8 years ago

They can't be better than me at being worse than me

Kelvingtsfan 5 years ago

Kage bunshin no jutsu!

densch 8 years ago

ehm,, where"s the downside? Only people that would have problems with this have some pride aka arrogance issues and cant handle it if someone is better than themselves. I could create a company oof myself and have my clones do dishes and stuff and go ea... [Show full comment]

Zanoth 11 years ago

It says nothing about my clones being subservient to me, so no thanks.

EvilBloxBoss 9 years ago

If my clones are better than me, I could have them teach me how to do stuff like them, then make a new clone, and he will be better than the previous clone, so you could get repeatedly smarter and smarter.

EumeliaCly 9 years ago

*Clones herself* Me: yay no exams

qak 10 years ago

The world could always use more heroes

Pyrosinical 7 years ago

Clones welcome to war

IceBloxFreezer 10 years ago

I can introduce my clones to everyone and then roll them in a carpet and push them off a bridge! Hehe

Pepperonutti 10 years ago

Kill yourself, the clones will be the new human race. Go Hazel's! Go and defeat the non-clones

Davynavy02 11 years ago

There's no downside I can play finnaly legend of Zelda four swords :D yay

YourBoiTy675 8 years ago

i make a clone, he gets filthy rich cause hes perfect, and then i kill him and steal his identity with no proof of his death cause hes my CLONE.... YAY

ThePaulDude 3 years ago

This sounds stupid, you clearly didn't think this through did you?

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GurlOfDaButton 11 years ago

Make them do everything for me Cuz they will be great listeners/slaves/servants

Dumbass84 11 years ago

I am the unique and i dont want no one like me ðŸ˜ƒ

Mahziel Light 13 years ago

the important question is can I control them with supreme authority? 381 people assume the answer is yes but it never pays to make assumptions

Caleb Adams 13 years ago

Finally! Someone who can do my chores for me!

Migdin1 10 years ago

Except if they make you do the chores for them

Blake Walker 13 years ago

It is a nice ability to have even if you don't use it. There is no downside.

Ge Li 13 years ago

They'll do my work well, so I'll get raise and get more money while I'm just sitting there doing nothing. Fuck yeah!

larsyob8 11 years ago

i will let them do my things

DieDonaldTrump 9 years ago

So send them to school when I can stay home? Sweet. Also if they are like clones from Naruto, when the clones poff, I get all their memories so I learn everything that they learned

Doughnurt 11 years ago

downside? rn I will make them do my homework.

MouseGirl 5 years ago

Doesn't matter had clones

jnv675 11 years ago

Why would i do that

mekl 9 years ago

make them do everything for you

sam fisher 47 12 years ago

tehll go to scholl isnted of me and give me good grades

shinchaf1 6 years ago

so basically, i will have a robot assistant in my shape and face help me.no problem to me! i don't have jealious problems.

WBGrock 11 years ago

Even cloning better copies of themsleves?

Riptide998 9 years ago

Better at taking over a large country, declaring independence for me, and crowning me than I myself am.

Dankkrish 10 years ago

And my clones could also clone themselves untill they become god

theepicduck 11 years ago

i suck at gym so

MaiaGross 9 years ago

Why i Want clones ? I am enough for meand I don't need clones

tigercatlover 11 years ago

I don't care because that would be like she is super slow, but super fast so technicly it would be the same. But it could get crowded.

ChrissyCoghill 8 years ago

My clones and I will have separate lifes(I'll kill them if my superpowers)I'm back oh

Red1007 9 years ago

Oh gosh i didn't study, OH WAIT!

Gldgood 11 years ago

Wheres the downside?

GunNotWorking 5 years ago

ill just put them in school then im finished

ScissorBlood diane pie 10 years ago

Can already clone myself....nd my clones are just like me.....

Crazygalaxyunicorn 9 years ago

Meh I don’t get jealous easily

lizziedizzie 11 years ago

Seems legit, my clone will go to all my college exams.

SomeMate 6 years ago

Me who got 90% «GET ME A FU@$&?€ 100%»

jadyn 11 years ago

y not

BallisticButton 9 years ago

win/win

iEmerald 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

GlaDurDeaD 11 years ago

HAHAHAHAHA! LESSER BEING, YOUR SOUL IS WEAK! FEED MY INFINATE POWER WITH YOUR LIFEFORCE, MISSERABLE WORM! YOU ARE BUT A MERE HUMAN GHOST! OOOH YOU CAN STAB PEOPLE! BIG FUCKING DEAL. YOU'RE SO BAD AT THE WHOLE BEING DEAD THING YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE ALIVE, YO... [Show full comment]

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snidbert64 9 years ago

Quick question: biological clones, or quantum-mechanical clones?

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