You have an unbreakable iPhone that gets better and better the longer you have it.
but
You cannot change phones. Your iPhone is permanently stuck on the loud setting with the most annoying ringtone possible.
I will not

Hitler-II 2 years ago
I'll tie it to my tank

toomt 5 months ago
Why are you named Hitler 2?

Maharid 3 years ago
The downside is not so bad and the upside, "indestructible and it get a better phone with thime" are extremely good, plus it's completely free, it will be the only possibility i get an iPhone or i will stuck with Android forever.

Maleficent Marceline 12 years ago
wait what? iPhone AND I get to piss off everyone I know? Wheres the downside?

KittensRule9000 5 years ago
demon lol
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FuckOff1978 11 years ago
I have an android

InaaneSanity 9 years ago
Android are the freaking best Ps i wrote this on my android 😇
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autocar66 10 years ago
F iPhone go Samsung!!!!!

Dannybionic 4 years ago
Nah man Alcatel for life baby
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Aaron Green 13 years ago
Android is master race

Bruhbruh2738 4 years ago
Bruh are you there ?
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Basketball-queen 9 years ago
1) Androids suck 2) put it on silent 3) there is no loud setting… It’s called volume 4) you’re good,no downside

MNITIMMY 11 years ago
WATATATATTATATTATATTAATTATTATATTATATTATATTATATT!!!! hang on I got to take this. *sigh*

Siber 9 years ago
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... [Show full comment]

Blockman350 9 years ago
Well seeing as "the loud setting" doesn't exist, I'm fine.

AsrielHero 9 years ago
Honestly, I have that. Funtime Freddy"s "Oh, Birthday Boy!" plus Funtime Foxy"s scream four seconds later is obnoxious, but great.

Chasedog5 10 years ago
I LOVE IPHONE WUTS THE DOWN SIDE

connermckay 10 years ago
The fact that it"s an iPhone

Rhett Overbay 13 years ago
if it gets better, it will eventually improve so that it has a better ringtone and changeable volume.

Camiflage 10 years ago
Jomama, But that completely contradicts the improvement part then!
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Thomas Scheer 13 years ago
i'd probably change it to the most annoying ringtone possible anyway

Ella van Zanen 13 years ago
NOPE. Hated the iPhone anyhow.

Growlithe Neinty Nein 13 years ago
It gets better the longer you have it? Imagine what you could do with it 20 years later!

connermckay 10 years ago
If you were smart you could buy an Android

Otinelis Iancu 13 years ago
So... Sherlock's phone. Except you CAN'T change it instead of refusing to change it.

Frozenfire 11 years ago
It evolves into an android and then a mech and you can control it without having the ringtone since it evolbes to be able to lower volume

Kittenlover101 9 years ago
#AndroidForever

Blahgirlson 11 years ago
Take out the SIM Card or switch to airplane mode when in need of peace. Or just use Do Not Disturb. Anyway, nobody actually calls me on the phone anyway

HatsBi 10 years ago
set to vibrate

RoyalbusterHD 6 years ago
Good that i have android

Darkskull98 12 years ago
Not worth it with the iPhone

TarlosMisPadres last year
I don't know it's weird

FattyTheFat 10 years ago
So...I get a phone with a Justin Bieber ringtone? that is probably going to improve to not be super loud with the annoying ringtone? HELL YA!

CatMan24 8 years ago
im an apple lover and i love annoying people so theres no downside for me. and no one say anything about my grammar when im writing on paper physical paper ill use grammar

SkyArtistic 10 years ago
BUT THEN I WONT HAVE PHLIPPHONE AND WONT HAVE TO FRIGGIN yigyigyigyig forgive me for my sins

LordofButtons 10 years ago
Android is soooooo much better

JamesDaBoi 9 years ago
if ""orbit"" is the most annoying ringtone then i would love it

R2r 11 years ago
Damn u Steve Job, Dont sponsore thing!!

rapp237 10 years ago
Better than a walking bomb

Coty Reid 13 years ago
I already hate I phones so that would make it even worse sooooo......no

Lostman 9 years ago
If it got better I wouldn't have to pay for wifi and I wouldn't have to charge it and I could think for what I what to do now instead of selecting it and it would grow if I stretched it or asked it and it would fix its sound bar after a little bit and I wo... [Show full comment]

Umbrex 11 years ago
Unbreakable? And if it gets better the way I want it to I have a suit of IArmor

finnkid1 10 years ago
There's something called headphones. And... IT'S FUCKING SHOWTIME

Obi-Wan 6 years ago
don´t like iphona anyway

FRANCOIS AWSOME 11 years ago
dude I have an samsung android

BlackRazer 10 years ago
Iphone sucks Anyway.

Cookiemonster124 7 years ago
Not iphone

oVerBazanator 11 years ago
It does say you cant change phones but what if you sold it in 20 years time when its like the best phone ever!

gibbs331x 9 years ago
I would be fine with this if it was Android, but I would rather kill myself in an electric chair than touch an iPhone.

Kittenlover101 9 years ago
Look at my comment. If we"d met, we would get along well.

Doughnurt 11 years ago
I never really liked I-phones...

Do_I_smell_snf_snf 11 years ago
U can get a case that muffles the speaker

SL4V3R 12 years ago
I don't want an Iphone! >:(

defrostu 10 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Kami_sama 10 years ago
Never get slapped, bras are easier to take off, and, instead of handjobs, their footjobs. I don't see the problem.

Arreanna Schmude 13 years ago
I have the EnV3... I hate touch screens.

andreithepotatoman 4 years ago
i won't change phones... i'll just have multiple also never says i can't turn the ringtone off

Reagan Rast 11 years ago
I like Samsung and android better anyway.

Demolition_nik 11 years ago
As long it's not Justin Bieber
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