You have an unbreakable iPhone that gets better and better the longer you have it.
but
You cannot change phones. Your iPhone is permanently stuck on the loud setting with the most annoying ringtone possible.
I will not


Hitler-II9 months ago
I'll tie it to my tank

Maharidlast year
The downside is not so bad and the upside, "indestructible and it get a better phone with thime" are extremely good, plus it's completely free, it will be the only possibility i get an iPhone or i will stuck with Android forever.

Maleficent Marceline11 years ago
wait what? iPhone AND I get to piss off everyone I know? Wheres the downside?

KittensRule90004 years ago
demon lol
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FuckOff19789 years ago
I have an android

InaaneSanity7 years ago
Android are the freaking best Ps i wrote this on my android 😇
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autocar668 years ago
F iPhone go Samsung!!!!!

Dannybionic3 years ago
Nah man Alcatel for life baby
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MNITIMMY9 years ago
WATATATATTATATTATATTAATTATTATATTATATTATATTATATT!!!! hang on I got to take this. *sigh*

Basketball-queen7 years ago
1) Androids suck 2) put it on silent 3) there is no loud setting… It’s called volume 4) you’re good,no downside

Aaron Green12 years ago
Android is master race

Bruhbruh27382 years ago
Bruh are you there ?
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Siber8 years ago
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Blockman3508 years ago
Well seeing as "the loud setting" doesn't exist, I'm fine.

AsrielHero8 years ago
Honestly, I have that. Funtime Freddy"s "Oh, Birthday Boy!" plus Funtime Foxy"s scream four seconds later is obnoxious, but great.

Chasedog58 years ago
I LOVE IPHONE WUTS THE DOWN SIDE

connermckay8 years ago
The fact that it"s an iPhone

Rhett Overbay12 years ago
if it gets better, it will eventually improve so that it has a better ringtone and changeable volume.

Camiflage9 years ago
Jomama, But that completely contradicts the improvement part then!
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Thomas Scheer12 years ago
i'd probably change it to the most annoying ringtone possible anyway

Ella van Zanen12 years ago
NOPE. Hated the iPhone anyhow.

Growlithe Neinty Nein12 years ago
It gets better the longer you have it? Imagine what you could do with it 20 years later!

connermckay8 years ago
If you were smart you could buy an Android

Otinelis Iancu12 years ago
So... Sherlock's phone. Except you CAN'T change it instead of refusing to change it.

Chicago_rat_hole10 months ago
throw it in a hole in the middle of a desert while it's inside a safe, with the safe covered in soundproof material

Inferno7279 years ago
Watching porn on that one...

Matthias Bondevik9 years ago
Samsung instead of iPhone and it'd be a deal

AsherLaughlin8 years ago
i am immortal from previous buttons, so

cheezecake18 years ago
So if it gets better so you don't have to charge it no downside

Remyria9 years ago
just open it with a screwdriver or something

CherishKitty9 years ago
Yay so I can annoy people with my obnoxious music and ringtones

SpamtonG.Spamton4 years ago
chiptune?

Gammafox9 years ago
I already have an unbreakable phone. It's not a Nokia though. It's an iPhone 3G with a great rubber case.

Snefxo9 years ago
well, i dont have any friends, so win win. :C

Micc5 years ago
Android ni🅱️🅱️a

NINJAKILLER9 years ago
I don't see much of a downside

POKEMANER_319 years ago
the downside is its an iphone

Dooplcoopl8 years ago
Already have a phone soooo

Ihavenoidea10 years ago
It's an iPhone. No upside.

Ryanmroxz7 years ago
Turn down your ringtone

Iwaiiywsu9 years ago
Plug in earphones, problem solved.

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago
Why

Cheeziswin11 years ago
No goodside. It's an iPhone.

addie221716 days ago
jokes on you I don't use iphone

Mal_Mal_Frye9 years ago
No one calls me anyways

Blastez8 years ago
But if it got better, wouldn't the IPhone fix itself gradually?

George Charles12 years ago
I phones are garbage anyways

Nannanlast year
But I use Huawei😋

WillTiglillyPressTheButton?9 years ago
I can use the ringtone to annoy the shit outta my parents.

I DE BEST KID9 years ago
with the wish question I could wish for it to not break my balls all the time

LilyMalfloySimp4 years ago
Break the speaker🤡

shelleypatel129 years ago
Earphones would block out most of the sound, so I cannot find a negative side to this!

Crusader21138 years ago
It never said the ringtone was permanent

rocker78599 years ago
I CAN JUST TURN ON DO NOT DISTURB! OWNED!!!!

ImmaWhovian9 years ago
TURN OFF YOUR FUCKING NOTIFICATIONS!

Survival Toast9 years ago
I don't want a fucking iPhone

Aaron129988 years ago
Eww Iphones

Aaron129988 years ago
Oh... it appears ive commented here before

Justinfab10 years ago
Unbreakable? fucking use it as some kind of sword
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