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You have an unbreakable iPhone that gets better and better the longer you have it.
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You cannot change phones. Your iPhone is permanently stuck on the loud setting with the most annoying ringtone possible.
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Hitler-II 2 years ago
I'll tie it to my tank

toomt 5 months ago
Why are you named Hitler 2?

Maharid 3 years ago
The downside is not so bad and the upside, "indestructible and it get a better phone with thime" are extremely good, plus it's completely free, it will be the only possibility i get an iPhone or i will stuck with Android forever.

Maleficent Marceline 12 years ago
wait what? iPhone AND I get to piss off everyone I know? Wheres the downside?

KittensRule9000 5 years ago
demon lol
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FuckOff1978 11 years ago
I have an android

InaaneSanity 9 years ago
Android are the freaking best Ps i wrote this on my android 😇
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autocar66 10 years ago
F iPhone go Samsung!!!!!

Dannybionic 4 years ago
Nah man Alcatel for life baby
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Aaron Green 13 years ago
Android is master race

Bruhbruh2738 4 years ago
Bruh are you there ?
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Basketball-queen 9 years ago
1) Androids suck 2) put it on silent 3) there is no loud setting… It’s called volume 4) you’re good,no downside

MNITIMMY 11 years ago
WATATATATTATATTATATTAATTATTATATTATATTATATTATATT!!!! hang on I got to take this. *sigh*

Siber 9 years ago
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... [Show full comment]

Blockman350 9 years ago
Well seeing as "the loud setting" doesn't exist, I'm fine.

AsrielHero 9 years ago
Honestly, I have that. Funtime Freddy"s "Oh, Birthday Boy!" plus Funtime Foxy"s scream four seconds later is obnoxious, but great.

Chasedog5 10 years ago
I LOVE IPHONE WUTS THE DOWN SIDE

connermckay 10 years ago
The fact that it"s an iPhone

Rhett Overbay 13 years ago
if it gets better, it will eventually improve so that it has a better ringtone and changeable volume.

Camiflage 10 years ago
Jomama, But that completely contradicts the improvement part then!
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Thomas Scheer 13 years ago
i'd probably change it to the most annoying ringtone possible anyway

Ella van Zanen 13 years ago
NOPE. Hated the iPhone anyhow.

Growlithe Neinty Nein 13 years ago
It gets better the longer you have it? Imagine what you could do with it 20 years later!

connermckay 10 years ago
If you were smart you could buy an Android

Otinelis Iancu 13 years ago
So... Sherlock's phone. Except you CAN'T change it instead of refusing to change it.

JamesDaBoi 9 years ago
if ""orbit"" is the most annoying ringtone then i would love it

R2r 11 years ago
Damn u Steve Job, Dont sponsore thing!!

rapp237 10 years ago
Better than a walking bomb

Coty Reid 13 years ago
I already hate I phones so that would make it even worse sooooo......no

LordofButtons 10 years ago
Android is soooooo much better

finnkid1 10 years ago
There's something called headphones. And... IT'S FUCKING SHOWTIME

Obi-Wan 6 years ago
don´t like iphona anyway

FRANCOIS AWSOME 11 years ago
dude I have an samsung android

Lostman 9 years ago
If it got better I wouldn't have to pay for wifi and I wouldn't have to charge it and I could think for what I what to do now instead of selecting it and it would grow if I stretched it or asked it and it would fix its sound bar after a little bit and I wo... [Show full comment]

Umbrex 11 years ago
Unbreakable? And if it gets better the way I want it to I have a suit of IArmor

Cookiemonster124 7 years ago
Not iphone

oVerBazanator 11 years ago
It does say you cant change phones but what if you sold it in 20 years time when its like the best phone ever!

gibbs331x 9 years ago
I would be fine with this if it was Android, but I would rather kill myself in an electric chair than touch an iPhone.

Kittenlover101 9 years ago
Look at my comment. If we"d met, we would get along well.

Doughnurt 11 years ago
I never really liked I-phones...

BlackRazer 10 years ago
Iphone sucks Anyway.

SL4V3R 12 years ago
I don't want an Iphone! >:(

defrostu 10 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Do_I_smell_snf_snf 11 years ago
U can get a case that muffles the speaker

Arreanna Schmude 13 years ago
I have the EnV3... I hate touch screens.

andreithepotatoman 4 years ago
i won't change phones... i'll just have multiple also never says i can't turn the ringtone off

Reagan Rast 11 years ago
I like Samsung and android better anyway.

Demolition_nik 11 years ago
As long it's not Justin Bieber

Kami_sama 10 years ago
Never get slapped, bras are easier to take off, and, instead of handjobs, their footjobs. I don't see the problem.

Demigod_Wizard_Cat 9 years ago
Annoying... Nyan cat is annoying, but I still love it!

Demigod_Wizard_Cat 9 years ago
Or I could just turn the ringer off...

DrummerNeptune 11 years ago
APPLE SUCKS FOR PHONES... at least they have good tablets...

Creamytoast 10 years ago
Iphones suck

Cria_de_Elfo 6 years ago
Earphone.

Lofeezy 11 years ago
No upside.

ej0234 12 years ago
Amazing. Fuck other people, I can be annoying.

MathLordConrad last year
Just don't make alarms

Rileylovesanime5 10 years ago
If it gets better and better then the charge should go up right

DrLinnerd 8 years ago
So every white suburban mom ever?

xcassie_xox 11 years ago
NOPE ANDROID FOREVER!
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