Ok what five year old who is scared of fucking jumping wrote this???
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xXZoMg15Xx11 years ago
Gym teacher: Let's do high jumping now! Gym teacher: Why aren't you jumping!
Me: I can't, my bones will explode! Gym teacher: Pulls me into the air and releases
SO YOU WOULD FUCKIN HAVE INDESTRUCTIBLE EXPLODING BONES!!!mind blown
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Trevor Dunstan Trotto13 years ago
yes because this makes complete sense!
Watermelonman8 years ago
Aaron, bad idea. That"d turn the whole planet into a cube, then it"d become a triangle, and finally turn into an invisible pancake, also space will turn into sam. Don't try pink socks either, that"d cause you to boost up into space likr a rocket, then you"...[Show full comment]
Yup Sense. You clearly relize your bones are Indestructible and them blowing up won't necesarally screw the rest of you up so therefore your fine
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Saul Hipster Ramsay13 years ago
Your bones are indestructible, blowing them up wouldn't do shit!
running it actually jumping but faster... well sh!t
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battalion wars 11 years ago
My bones shall not explode
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Frendlyspesr9 years ago
I don’t jump I push the ground down
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PressDaButton3539 years ago
What the-
I don't understand...
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LudusDeiYT8 years ago
Wait a minute...... Indestructible bones that will be destroyed?
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mrgordo11 years ago
Bunnyhop Boycott? Hell to the No!
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CreepyerGamerX19 years ago
Its called bone structer (if i spelled it correctly)
Your-Face-is-Enforip9 years ago
it"s bone structure but um... good try. B)
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Liamk062711 years ago
But how could my bones explode if there indestructible?
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Themanpotato10 years ago
I'll just hop then
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Eskimobill191910 years ago
Way, way to risky.
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tydickson11 years ago
Ty Dickson
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MyTurn5610 years ago
You cannot blow indestructible stuff....
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likewha11 years ago
indestructible bones? But why is saying it will explode
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Jordan Hawkes13 years ago
this is impossible, if your bones are indestructible then they can't explode
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xx_BRONYSLAYER2010_xxlast year
my mom died like this 20 years ago. i dont miss her tbh lamooooo
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Emeraldking900010 years ago
THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN!
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TimmyTheHobo9 years ago
I could still stand on my toes, climb stairs, ladders. etc.
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Rice Cake Man11 years ago
key word: INDESTRUCTIBLE
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Nisshoku10 years ago
My sports teacher will never believe it.
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jd_5speeed9 years ago
But they"re indestructible. 😕
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Einstein111210 years ago
it said you had INDESTRUCTIBLE bones!! that means they wont break no matter what
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MaxCRAZYCHRIS6 years ago
I barely jump and with the fact i cant jump or i shouldn't jump i don't really see a downside
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Aktimoose9 years ago
My bones are indestructible so what will exploding them do? Nobody said the explosion radius would be a certain size so I'll just say the explosion is a planck wide so it doesn't affect anything around it.
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plazmafighter11 years ago
double super power i kill when i jump
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Death_Crystal10 years ago
That doesn't even make sense.
Watermelonman10 years ago
It"s not supposed to.
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Psycho_massacre8 years ago
So, get this, there"s this thing you can do called not jumping and as long as you don't play basketball or soccer I think it"s pretty easy to do.
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Brendon Urie is adorable \\\\panic! lover11 years ago
wut....:/
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HighHusky10 years ago
But my bones are indestructible
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Phase9 years ago
Error 404: sense not found.
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Cheshire shadow11 years ago
theyre indestructible. and if they blow, im wolverine.
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